Current Events > Witcher 3 playthrough thread

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Finally got into I think

Also fuck you Lambert I killed that thing by myself you little bitch
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Fuck you Triss Temeria was more important than your whiny ass
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lambert is such a fuck boi
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God I love Witcher 3.
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Okay I'm hunting Gwent cards

Gwent itself is extremely easy, but I've gotten to a point where these people's decks are like a bunch of Strength 8s or 15s with five spies and a strong destruction card
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Northern Kingdoms 4 Lyfe
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Well yeah, it's broken imo, just like spies (though the latter is kinda balanced since revivers can bring them back for you if your opponent played it)

+1 in a one-for-one card game is ridiculous. Nilfgaard is okay, but still, none of the other abilities come close, especially poor Scoi'atel
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I know the girl who sends you to the mouse island is an option but she's annoying

Yennefer is absent from W1 and barely in W2, also Nilfgaard, so I could care less about her

Triss is okay but I think she's being distant because I chose to save a defenseless child over her which is pretty obnoxious, I only chose her in W1 because she was obviously better-equipped to take care of Alvin rip

Unless Shani is in this then I'm not seeing myself being invested in W3's romance
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Do you have the DLC?
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Yes, I have all of it (not the GOTY edition though, I mean techincally I could get it but it would take days to download)
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Sounds like Doe should play Hearts of Stone.
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Sounds like I'm twenty levels underlevel

Also TIL VG24/7 is a joke site

"Gwent may be the hardest part of The Witcher 3"

Play a real card game smh
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Found a letter from Alvin at this random bookstore wow

That shits actually gonna happen isn't it
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I ended up liking Lambert, tbh.
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Triss is a fucking creep
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Contract: An Elusive Thief was great

Geralt mirror match

"Or you'll feel the invisible hand of the market smack you so hard you won't be able to sit down for a week"
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God I fucking hate Yennefer

*just got to Skellige
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Doe posted...

God I f***ing hate Yennefer

*just got to Skellige

She smelled good at that funeral, though!
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Great game.

I'm getting close to finally wrapping it up entirely. I beat the main game and Hearts of Stone a few months ago, and I'm making solid progress through Blood & Wine now.

Best open world game of all time, IMO.
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Man you're going through the game pretty fast.
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spanky1 posted...

Man you're going through the game pretty fast.

No I was already like level 11 when I made this thread
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I just completed a perfect save like a week ago.
108h playtime.

All quests completed, all witcher gear crafted to max level, nearly all alchemy recipes obtained, every question mark explored (yes, even the damn smuggler caches in Skellige), every gwent card collected, death march difficulty.
And still 40k gold to spare.
Game is really easy if you know how to play, even on death march.

Gonna do another playthrough soon myself. Kind of want to read the books again, but idk. Kind of want to limit the looting I do in Skellige to keep from getting filthy rich and making the game even easier.
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The only way to play is on Death March difficulty.
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