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Balrog0
06/02/17 4:13:56 PM
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Yep I'm poopin on ce
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ThePieReborn
06/02/17 4:14:22 PM
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What a rebel.
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Vyrulisse
06/02/17 4:15:00 PM
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Medz1986
06/02/17 4:15:04 PM
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Did you give her an experience she will never forget?
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/02/17 4:15:53 PM
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"UGhhhhh GET OUTTTTA HERE BIII AGHHH MY ASSSHOLE" Shoulda said something like that and ruined her life.
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Scorsese2002
06/02/17 4:16:02 PM
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No blumpkin?
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YookaLaylee
06/02/17 4:16:57 PM
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Maybe you were actually in the women's bathroom
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glitteringfairy
06/02/17 4:22:11 PM
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That literally happened to me yesterday at work. It was some old Mexican lady. She did the biggest loudest shit, complete with grunting. She didn't even shut the stall door and lock it. After she flushed she washed her hands in the toliet water, I'm not even joking. I was listening the whole time, there's no way it could have been anything other than her hands because after I hurriedly left the bathroom I waited outside the door to get a look at her and she didn't have a purse, she had nothing in her hands and she was wearing this old lady dress with no pockets so she didn't drop anything.

It was seriously the most disgusting bathroom experience of my life
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DevsBro
06/02/17 4:22:16 PM
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For some reason whenever I go into a restroom and there's someone in a stall I get the weirdest urge to loudly and exaggeratedly comment on the fact that he's pooping.

Like maybe say "Wow it STIIIIIIINKS in here!" Or "Dude STOP POOPIN" or something.

I have no idea where this urge comes from but I kinda feel like the pooper wouldn't find it as funny as I would.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/02/17 4:24:29 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
That literally happened to me yesterday at work. It was some old Mexican lady. She did the biggest loudest shit, complete with grunting. She didn't even shut the stall door and lock it. After she flushed she washed her hands in the toliet water, I'm not even joking. I was listening the whole time, there's no way it could have been anything other than her hands because after I hurriedly left the bathroom I waited outside the door to get a look at her and she didn't have a purse, she had nothing in her hands and she was wearing this old lady dress with no pockets so she didn't drop anything.

It was seriously the most disgusting bathroom experience of my life


HAHA. Washed he hands in the toilet, that's fucking hilarious.
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