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Balrog0
05/31/17 7:45:49 PM
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do i... do i spend the money on drugs?
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Tappor
05/31/17 7:46:31 PM
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Yea bro
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Virus731
05/31/17 7:46:47 PM
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that's what I do
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Megaman50100
05/31/17 7:46:58 PM
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No you spend the money on bills to sustain the life you don't actually enjoy, like all adults.
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Tappor
05/31/17 7:47:23 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
No you spend the money on bills to sustain the life you don't actually enjoy, like all adults.

Wrong!
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COVxy
05/31/17 7:51:33 PM
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Congrats. Major step! I'm like another 6 years away from that.
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Balrog0
05/31/17 7:54:04 PM
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COVxy posted...
Congrats. Major step! I'm like another 6 years away from that.


yeah but your big boy job is gonna be academic, which is way harder


I actually applied to be an adjunct for my old program and they rejected me due to lack of real world experience :(
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prince_leo
05/31/17 8:00:13 PM
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I still sometimes feel shocked when I see mine
like, how do I actually deserve a big boy check?
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green butter
05/31/17 8:00:16 PM
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my suggestion is to blow your first paycheck on something fun. a trip, new gadget, etc

you're going to be saving money the rest of your life, and once you are self-sufficient and living on your own and all that shit, you wont have disposable income. so celebrate your first check and enjoy it now while it's able to be fully enjoyed
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Freakz19
05/31/17 8:01:44 PM
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Depends on how fat the check is.
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Balrog0
05/31/17 8:02:24 PM
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prince_leo posted...
like, how do I actually deserve a big boy check?


*nodding*

green butter posted...
my suggestion is to blow your first paycheck on something fun. a trip, new gadget, etc

you're going to be saving money the rest of your life, and once you are self-sufficient and living on your own and all that shit, you wont have disposable income. so celebrate your first check and enjoy it now while it's able to be fully enjoyed


I don't wanna make this topic too srs or anything but im 27 years old and ive supported myself and my parents for most of my adult life so I'm way past this point, I'm just not good at life and it took me this long to get a job that pays me good $
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Makeveli_lives
05/31/17 8:05:20 PM
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COVxy
05/31/17 8:05:40 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
I actually applied to be an adjunct for my old program and they rejected me due to lack of real world experience :(


You wouldnt want to adjunct anyway, too much work, not enough pay. They did you a favor =).
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Makeveli_lives
05/31/17 8:05:47 PM
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Also, how much is the check. Before and after taxes
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