Current Events > Can somebody explain why this imgur post is getting downvoted to oblivion?

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Science has no other explanation for your density.
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joe40001 posted...

Ok so your standard of humor is above that of very successful late night comedians.

I've got to hear your jokes, please share!

dude
late night talk shows might have 1 or 2 half decent jokes per episode. this is nothing new

also, a lot of the things that are funny written down translate really poorly to the screen

but if, for instance, Bo Burnham or another good standup comedian included that joke in a standup set, or if they did that joke in the next season of BoJack Horseman or another well-written comedy, I would gladly concede defeat
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Oh, for some reason it didn't load right for me and I was trying to figure out what in the world "when 15 minutes are" meant.
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That a solid post. But imgur community is horrible
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This topic was a lot better when Azure was talking to a brick wall and kept coming back because he wasn't getting attention.

Anyway I thought it was funny.
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I'm still talking to a brick wall.

Two now, actually.
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lol at -12 being "oblivion"
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averagejoel posted...

joe40001 posted...

Ok so your standard of humor is above that of very successful late night comedians.

I've got to hear your jokes, please share!

dude
late night talk shows might have 1 or 2 half decent jokes per episode. this is nothing new

also, a lot of the things that are funny written down translate really poorly to the screen

but if, for instance, Bo Burnham or another good standup comedian included that joke in a standup set, or if they did that joke in the next season of BoJack Horseman or another well-written comedy, I would gladly concede defeat

So it has to be top tier before you will give it any credit?

What if Zack Galifikanus Delivered the joke with flat affect?

Are you also acknowledging you couldn't do any better?
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Ha. I thought that was rather damn funny. Good job Joe numbers.
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Do you need validation this much? Jfc
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Balkov posted...

Haha, I like that. The imgur "community" sucks ass though, that's why.

this

they're 100% normie trash who upvote shitty sob-stories and anything puppy/celebrity related shit to their frontpage.

It's a shame, it used to be a pretty good site.
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Rabid_Banana posted...

Do you need validation this much? Jfc

Sad!
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joe40001 posted...

averagejoel posted...

joe40001 posted...

Ok so your standard of humor is above that of very successful late night comedians.

I've got to hear your jokes, please share!

dude
late night talk shows might have 1 or 2 half decent jokes per episode. this is nothing new

also, a lot of the things that are funny written down translate really poorly to the screen

but if, for instance, Bo Burnham or another good standup comedian included that joke in a standup set, or if they did that joke in the next season of BoJack Horseman or another well-written comedy, I would gladly concede defeat

So it has to be top tier before you will give it any credit?

What if Zack Galifikanus Delivered the joke with flat affect?

Are you also acknowledging you couldn't do any better?

oh, if we're talking just internet stuff, I've done much better stuff than that meme
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averagejoel posted...

joe40001 posted...

averagejoel posted...

joe40001 posted...

Ok so your standard of humor is above that of very successful late night comedians.

I've got to hear your jokes, please share!

dude
late night talk shows might have 1 or 2 half decent jokes per episode. this is nothing new

also, a lot of the things that are funny written down translate really poorly to the screen

but if, for instance, Bo Burnham or another good standup comedian included that joke in a standup set, or if they did that joke in the next season of BoJack Horseman or another well-written comedy, I would gladly concede defeat

So it has to be top tier before you will give it any credit?

What if Zack Galifikanus Delivered the joke with flat affect?

Are you also acknowledging you couldn't do any better?

oh, if we're talking just internet stuff, I've done much better stuff than that meme

Post it! Post it! Post it!
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Broseph_Stalin posted...

joe40001 posted...

If "Real Time with Bill Maher", or the Daily Show, or Colbert, or Jon Oliver, or anybody like that make this same joke in the next month or to an audience that laughs. You have to say "I'm a dumb dumb who doesn't know what the fuck I am talking about."

literally no normal person is still talking about him you fucking weirdo

This is not true though. Him and his family's frivolous lawsuits, especially the latest news that it was thrown out of court are very much recent.
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joe40001 posted...

Post it! Post it! Post it!

soff the top of my head, here are some things that I've tweeted:

"cockroach" sounds like an std

any smart Trump supporter would have made a MAGA zine by now

fortnights are two week to have such strong-sounding names

if Britain has a communist revolution, then J.K. Rowling's life will be Ayn Rand's life in reverse

the Portmanteau was originally patented in 1623 by the unsuccessful French inventor Louis Carrebras as a door that could be worn like a jacket

armadillos never get anxiety because whin they start to get stressed they can just curl into a ball and suck themselves off

me on last day of winter: I did it! I conquered nature! I'm better than animals!
me on first day of spring: why am I so horny all the time
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It takes a special kind of person to spend effort talking shit about some kid on the Internet.
MrPeterCapaldi 0 Points 3 Hours
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averagejoel posted...

off the top of my head, here are some things that I've tweeted:

"cockroach" sounds like an std

any smart Trump supporter would have made a MAGA zine by now

fortnights are two week to have such strong-sounding names

if Britain has a communist revolution, then J.K. Rowling's life will be Ayn Rand's life in reverse

the Portmanteau was originally patented in 1623 by the unsuccessful French inventor Louis Carrebras as a door that could be worn like a jacket

armadillos never get anxiety because whin they start to get stressed they can just curl into a ball and suck themselves off

me on last day of winter: I did it! I conquered nature! I'm better than animals!
me on first day of spring: why am I so horny all the time

Some of those actually are pretty fun.
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Ryangrad posted...

averagejoel posted...

off the top of my head, here are some things that I've tweeted:

"cockroach" sounds like an std

any smart Trump supporter would have made a MAGA zine by now

fortnights are two week to have such strong-sounding names

if Britain has a communist revolution, then J.K. Rowling's life will be Ayn Rand's life in reverse

the Portmanteau was originally patented in 1623 by the unsuccessful French inventor Louis Carrebras as a door that could be worn like a jacket

armadillos never get anxiety because whin they start to get stressed they can just curl into a ball and suck themselves off

me on last day of winter: I did it! I conquered nature! I'm better than animals!
me on first day of spring: why am I so horny all the time

Some of those actually are pretty fun.

I speak French, and a couple of those jokes require some knowledge of the language to really understand
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Yolo
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I'm sorry you image got down voted, man.
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Because its stupid racist shit. Like whoever posted it.
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joe40001 posted...

Laserion posted...

Oh! This is about "15 minutes of fame"!

Yep.

Kid who builds a clock a year ago, is somehow still in the news today =
"Can build a clock"
"Can't tell when 15 minutes are up"

LMAO

@Kelystic
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Lol. Over 500 views, -14 points.

Clearly this is a good joke and everyone else is just wrong or doesn't get it. Clearly.
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It's a terrible joke, the kid is only still in the news because of the people ridiculing him to begin with.
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Azure is prolapsing in here.
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scoobydoobydont posted...

Because its stupid racist shit. Like whoever posted it.

lol what how
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Probably because outside of one obsessed guy on CE no one actually cares about him or searches for stories involving him. It also wasn't a very creative joke so there's that

Axiom posted...

Probably because outside of one obsessed guy on CE no one actually cares about him or searches for stories involving him. It also wasn't a very creative joke so there's that

Nothing joe ever does of creative.
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AzureAnihilator posted...

You're salty as fuck, aren't you? Don't answer - you are.

The joke isn't hard to get. It just isn't funny. Sorry, kid. I'm guessing you showed it to your mom and she threw you a bone and handed out that pity laugh, but she's obligated to love and support you. The internet is not.

Lmao calm down big fella
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Because its a pretty common joke anyone could of thought of.
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"hurr derr it not funny"

Man all y'all can shut the fuck up. It's at least kinda funny.

YellowSUV posted...

Because its a pretty common joke anyone could of thought of.

Well then it should be killing it on imgur.
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Doe posted...

The point is that the way it's worded really antagonizes the kid, when in reality it's not like it's his decision to get all this press coverage and controversy.

bullshit he knew exactly what he was doing
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Tag
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Dont worry tc i upvoteded you
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Is of vital yet
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Keep your thread bumped, Joe. Or are you already planning to welch?
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AzureAnihilator posted...

Keep your thread bumped, Joe. Or are you already planning to welch?

I will never welch
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so where are these jokes

I laughed. Whoever says that joke is not funny is straight up lying.

Broseph_Stalin posted...

so where are these jokes

Didn't you catch that Colbert episode where he made the joke? Totally happened, just like OP said.

Annihilated posted...

I laughed. Whoever says that joke is not funny is straight up lying.

The majority make the rule. Society has always been that way. You are in the minority. You are an exception.

That doesn't mean everyone else is a liar. It just means you laugh at things that are agreed by most to not be funny. Congratulations.
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Still not keeping your shit bumped? Lazy.

The irony here is the extra attention and pity I've afforded you by keeping this bumped and putting you down is actually making your shitty post more popular than it ever would have been otherwise.

I expect a thank you, Joe.
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AzureAnihilator posted...

Still not keeping your shit bumped? Lazy.

It's joe, what did you expect?

AzureAnihilator posted...

I expect a thank you, Joe.

Your expectations are too high.. it's joe, after all.
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AzureAnihilator posted...

Still not keeping your shit bumped? Lazy.

The irony here is the extra attention and pity I've afforded you by keeping this bumped and putting you down is actually making your shitty post more popular than it ever would have been otherwise.

I expect a thank you, Joe.

I saved this topic to my desktop. Even if it gets purged I'm not backing out on the deal. Nor can you.
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@Fubonis should add this to his rotation
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I dunno CE purges too fast

birdo
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Who posted
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