Current Events > How screwed am I from these ironic circumstances? GF is gonna kill me.

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CommunismFTW 05/26/17 11:45:13 PM #1:	Today I was washing the dishes and a fluke accident resulted in the death of one wine glass. A million pieces. My girlfriend panicked when I told her, because she thought they were a special blue one that we have two of -- not on display or tucked away safely, just normally rotated as a drink glass that I thought were regular until now. The broken one wasn't, it was just some cheap purchase kind. She was relieved. Fast forward nine hours later, and my girlfriend used one of the blue ones and left it on our coffee table. I'm sitting here just relaxing and I hear a crash and bang, and see a startled cat behind me on the coffee table. Oh god. The cat knocked the blue one over and shattered it, too, in a million pieces. <_< Fuck. I don't even know the emotional or nostalgic value of these things yet, but I know she's going to absolute flip hell on me because she'll think it's my fault. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. http://i.imgur.com/OhZgm.jpg <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:879887088] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>Today I was washing the dishes and a fluke accident resulted in the death of one wine glass. A million pieces. My girlfriend panicked when I told her, because she thought they were a special blue one that we have two of -- not on display or tucked away safely, just normally rotated as a drink glass that I thought were regular until now. The broken one wasn't, it was just some cheap purchase kind. She was relieved. Fast forward nine hours later, and my girlfriend used one of the blue ones and left it on our coffee table. I'm sitting here just relaxing and I hear a crash and bang, and see a startled cat behind me on the coffee table. Oh god. The cat knocked the blue one over and shattered it, too, in a million pieces. <_< Fuck. I don't even know the emotional or nostalgic value of these things yet, but I know she's going to absolute flip hell on me because she'll think it's my fault.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FighterStreet 05/26/17 11:46:45 PM #2:	I could never date a girl like that jeese <cite>FighterStreet posted [p:879887165] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>I could never date a girl like that jeese</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 05/26/17 11:47:38 PM #3:	break her --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... http://i.imgur.com/7GPFCqY.gifv http://i.imgur.com/bfxtwGf.jpg <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:879887210] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>break her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JuanCarlos1 05/26/17 11:48:56 PM #4:	Lmao...hard sell telling her it was the cat this time. --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... <cite>JuanCarlos1 posted [p:879887278] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>Lmao...hard sell telling her it was the cat this time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ki_cat_ 05/26/17 11:49:00 PM #5:	You're in for a ride lol. I know people get sentimental and kind of crabby over broken stuff but she shouldn't be malicious to you. --- People are afraid of what they don't understand. <cite>Ki_cat_ posted [p:879887281] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>You're in for a ride lol. I know people get sentimental and kind of crabby over broken stuff but she shouldn't be malicious to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommunismFTW 05/26/17 11:58:11 PM #7:	JuanCarlos1 posted... Lmao...hard sell telling her it was the cat this time. First time it was a genuine accident, and was a cheap wine glass. She was only scared because she thought I broke the blue one. Now, the blue one actually DID break, and totally not my fault this time. She won't believe me for a moment. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. http://i.imgur.com/OhZgm.jpg <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:879887685] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote><cite>JuanCarlos1 posted...</cite> <quote>Lmao...hard sell telling her it was the cat this time.</quote> First time it was a genuine accident, and was a cheap wine glass. She was only scared because she thought I broke the blue one. Now, the blue one actually DID break, and totally not my fault this time. She won't believe me for a moment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/26/17 11:59:13 PM #8:	Just leave it there for her to find. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:879887730] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>Just leave it there for her to find.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/27/17 12:14:30 AM #9:	TC is **ed he has no evidence to back up his claims that cat did it.... and then the cat gets away free while TC has to suffer the consequences of his actions. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:879888342] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>TC is **ed he has no evidence to back up his claims that cat did it.... and then the cat gets away free while TC has to suffer the consequences of his actions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ki_cat_ 05/27/17 12:59:08 AM #10:	It's all according to the cat's plan...it wants TC dead. --- People are afraid of what they don't understand. <cite>Ki_cat_ posted [p:879890070] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>It's all according to the cat's plan...it wants TC dead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sleepin_Dragon 05/27/17 1:05:09 AM #11:	I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument. --- ...Meh. <cite>Sleepin_Dragon posted [p:879890285] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buzz Killjoy 05/27/17 1:06:37 AM #12:	If she put her shit away, this never would have happened. --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:879890346] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>If she put her shit away, this never would have happened. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/27/17 1:13:42 AM #13:	Sleepin_Dragon posted... I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument. That was dumb --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:879890615] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sleepin_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument.</quote> That was dumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 05/27/17 1:26:53 AM #14:	This is the kind of shit they write into sitcoms. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:879891084] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>This is the kind of shit they write into sitcoms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sleepin_Dragon 05/27/17 3:36:55 AM #15:	DarkChozoGhost posted... Sleepin_Dragon posted... I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument. That was dumb She shouldn't have put it in the normal glass we drink out of rotation. --- ...Meh. <cite>Sleepin_Dragon posted [p:879894934] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sleepin_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument.</quote> That was dumb</quote> She shouldn't have put it in the normal glass we drink out of rotation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 05/27/17 3:40:33 AM #16:	FighterStreet posted... I could never date a girl like that jeese <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:879895019] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote><cite>FighterStreet posted...</cite> <quote>I could never date a girl like that jeese</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrZAP17 05/27/17 3:47:05 AM #17:	DOOMED/10 Don't say good-bye. Just pack quickly and book a flight. Spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder in case she finds you. --- "The truth is rarely pure and never simple." <cite>MrZAP17 posted [p:879895196] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>DOOMED/10 Don't say good-bye. Just pack quickly and book a flight. Spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder in case she finds you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/27/17 10:37:41 AM #18:	Sleepin_Dragon posted... DarkChozoGhost posted... Sleepin_Dragon posted... I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument. That was dumb She shouldn't have put it in the normal glass we drink out of rotation. still dumb --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:879904195] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sleepin_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sleepin_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>I washed my gf's wine glass she got from being her bffs maid of honor at her wedding in the dishwasher and the custom graphics wore off. Needless to say that became an argument.</quote> That was dumb</quote> She shouldn't have put it in the normal glass we drink out of rotation.</quote> still dumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 05/27/17 11:05:07 AM #19:	SpiralDrift posted... Just leave it there for her to find. This If you did it you would've cleaned up the mess right away A cat can't clean it up. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:879905190] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>Just leave it there for her to find.</quote> This If you did it you would've cleaned up the mess right away A cat can't clean it up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 05/27/17 11:09:34 AM #20:	Your only solution is to piece it back together. --- Official Aqua of the Kingdom Hearts 3 board. <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:879905390] in How screwe... [t:75391024]...</cite> <quote>Your only solution is to piece it back together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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