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The X Dawg
05/26/17 1:30:05 AM
#1:


While I think Tom Holland is a great fit, I will never get over their urge to shoehorn Iron Man in and then give Spider-man some robotic suit.
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Verdekal
05/26/17 1:32:13 AM
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It's stupid and and turned into a teenybopper cgi crapfest.
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butthole666
05/26/17 1:32:28 AM
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Because why have an actual good spiderman movie when you can have the same bro-y fucking "LEl iM sUcH a NErD hAhAHAha"-pandering garbage as every other mcu movie
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Chicken
05/26/17 1:32:38 AM
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ok then dont watch it
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MakoReizei
05/26/17 1:33:17 AM
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why isn;t Mary Jane in it
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MuayThai85
05/26/17 1:34:39 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


She is. She's that black one Hispanic girl.
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Darmik
05/26/17 1:39:03 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


Shouldn't Gwen Stacey be first
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MaverickXeo
05/26/17 1:39:52 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


She is. She's that black one Hispanic girl.


That isnt Mary Jane.
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MakoReizei
05/26/17 1:56:27 AM
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Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


Shouldn't Gwen Stacey be first

why isn't she in it then

also Mary Jane is more recognizable
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Darmik
05/26/17 1:57:57 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


Shouldn't Gwen Stacey be first

why isn't she in it then

also Mary Jane is more recognizable


I dunno I haven't seen the movie.

Don't worry there'll be plenty of sequels for Mary Jane to pop up in.
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KillerSlaw
05/26/17 1:59:35 AM
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I kind of find it annoying how he doesn't seem to take his secret identity serious at all in the trailers I've seen

But whatever.
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MakoReizei
05/26/17 2:10:30 AM
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Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


Shouldn't Gwen Stacey be first

why isn't she in it then

also Mary Jane is more recognizable


I dunno I haven't seen the movie.

Don't worry there'll be plenty of sequels for Mary Jane to pop up in.

it's just weird to me that neither of them appear to be in it.
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action52
05/26/17 5:18:29 AM
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MegaButterfree posted...
As a huge Spider-Man fan I think it looks absolutely terrible.

As a huge Spider-Man fan I think it looks great.

Feel free to not see it though. I'm sure it will make plenty of bank without you.
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Link HT
05/26/17 5:23:22 AM
#15:


don't worry too much about the suit, it's probably just a plot point for character development

I'm 99% sure the movie is going to be about how being a hero has nothing to do with tech and spider-man will likely save the day WITHOUT the help of technology in the final battle of some shit like that
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ThePredominate
05/26/17 5:46:49 AM
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Is it really so hard for them to just make a good Spider-Man movie?
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lilJoe457
05/26/17 5:50:23 AM
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Yeah. It shouldn't be this hard to make a good spider Man movie. Or fantastic four. Though that's Fox's fault.
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Feline_Heart
05/26/17 6:13:13 AM
#18:


Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


Shouldn't Gwen Stacey be first

He met Mary Jane before he met Gwen Stacy.


Also, the movie looks great.
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Mernardi
05/26/17 6:27:45 AM
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It looks fantastic. You guys are on something if you think it looks bad.
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The X Dawg
05/26/17 8:30:32 AM
#20:


Maybe I am just also annoyed with how the villains look. Can there just be one decent looking villain in a single Spider-Man movie?

Well I guess Thomas Haden Church as Sandman wasn't bad, but I don't think anyone could really mess up the look of Sandman.
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TropicMoon10
05/26/17 8:53:08 AM
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The X Dawg posted...
Maybe I am just also annoyed with how the villains look. Can there just be one decent looking villain in a single Spider-Man movie?

Well I guess Thomas Haden Church as Sandman wasn't bad, but I don't think anyone could really mess up the look of Sandman.

Comic book villains always look dumb, even in the actual comics. Trying to faithfully adapt them into a real live-action movie while also maintaining a "coolness" factor is a big big challenge. I'm actually impressed they've looked as decent as they have for the most part.

The one exception is Batman, whose villains translate well because that universe inherently is very grounded and practical for lack of a better term.
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Feline_Heart
05/26/17 8:53:10 AM
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The X Dawg posted...
Maybe I am just also annoyed with how the villains look. Can there just be one decent looking villain in a single Spider-Man movie?

Well I guess Thomas Haden Church as Sandman wasn't bad, but I don't think anyone could really mess up the look of Sandman.

Vulture looks badass
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SGT_Conti
05/26/17 9:11:04 AM
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TropicMoon10 posted...
Comic book villains always look dumb, even in the actual comics. Trying to faithfully adapt them into a real live-action movie while also maintaining a "coolness" factor is a big big challenge. I'm actually impressed they've looked as decent as they have for the most part.

At the top of silly designs in the comics is probably Electro for me, at least when we're talking ones that have been put in live action movies.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/Electro_%28Max_Dillon%29.png
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EvalAngell
05/26/17 9:13:27 AM
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Movie looks great and Vulture looks awesome. Michael Keaton is the man. And the Vulture actually has a legit motive which blurs the line between hero and villain. He's not out to take over the world. He's out to send a message to Stark to stop controlling everyone's lives. Stark does more harm than good. Who's the real hero and/or villain?
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EvalAngell
05/26/17 9:16:16 AM
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TropicMoon10 posted...
The one exception is Batman, whose villains translate well because that universe inherently is very grounded and practical for lack of a better term.


not even close

Batman has a ton of mystical/paranormal villains that would need serious re-imaging to make it in a "grounded universe." Kudos to Nolan for taking a goofy villain like Bane (a Spanish wrestler that uses a serum to gain muscle???) and making him realistic.
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Vindris_SNH
05/26/17 9:52:32 AM
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I think it looks fantastic! :D
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Feline_Heart
05/26/17 10:01:55 AM
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MegaButterfree posted...
action52 posted...
MegaButterfree posted...
As a huge Spider-Man fan I think it looks absolutely terrible.

As a huge Spider-Man fan I think it looks great.

Feel free to not see it though. I'm sure it will make plenty of bank without you.


I won't. I'll just stick to the comics over this MCU trash.

The comics have been trash for the past 2 or 3 years lol
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Twinmold
05/26/17 10:02:10 AM
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Lmao, go figure that CE would hate Homecoming before it's even out. Just shows how far away from normal society this board's tastes are.
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Banjo2553
05/26/17 10:04:26 AM
#30:


I was told Spider-Man given a robotic suit has been done before, so that's probably why they went for this.
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Mark_DeRosa
05/26/17 10:06:38 AM
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Twinmold posted...
Lmao, go figure that CE would hate Homecoming before it's even out. Just shows how far away from normal society this board's tastes are.

This.

Movies hasn't got any kind of reception. I mean, were gonna trash on this before it's out when stuff like doc ock arc was considered one of the better arcs
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Sir Will
05/26/17 10:14:14 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
I kind of find it annoying how he doesn't seem to take his secret identity serious at all in the trailers I've seen

But whatever.

What do you mean?
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KillerSlaw
05/26/17 10:55:28 AM
#33:


Sir Will posted...
KillerSlaw posted...
I kind of find it annoying how he doesn't seem to take his secret identity serious at all in the trailers I've seen

But whatever.

What do you mean?


Like in the international trailer he's taking videos of him doing stuff as Spider-Man and Peter Park on his phone.

Then the shot of him in gym class telling his friend he took Captain America's shield while he's surrounded by kids who could hear him.

It's a small thing but I find it kind of annoying. I don't know if they're just going to be more loose with the identity as secret identities don't seem to be important in the MCU that much, but it still kind of annoys me.
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EvalAngell
05/26/17 11:20:10 AM
#34:


KillerSlaw posted...
Sir Will posted...
KillerSlaw posted...
I kind of find it annoying how he doesn't seem to take his secret identity serious at all in the trailers I've seen

But whatever.

What do you mean?


Like in the international trailer he's taking videos of him doing stuff as Spider-Man and Peter Park on his phone.

Then the shot of him in gym class telling his friend he took Captain America's shield while he's surrounded by kids who could hear him.

It's a small thing but I find it kind of annoying. I don't know if they're just going to be more loose with the identity as secret identities don't seem to be important in the MCU that much, but it still kind of annoys me.


I find it to be realistic. You have high school kids banging their teachers and they blab about it to everyone. Kids are impulsive.
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Back_Stabbath
05/26/17 11:52:04 AM
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Twinmold posted...
Lmao, go figure that CE would hate Homecoming before it's even out. Just shows how far away from normal society this board's tastes are.

Bdip5Dw
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Mernardi
05/26/17 11:54:34 AM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
Twinmold posted...
Lmao, go figure that CE would hate Homecoming before it's even out. Just shows how far away from normal society this board's tastes are.

Bdip5Dw

Imagine thinking Spider-Man: Homecoming is going to be shit.
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KillerSlaw
05/26/17 11:55:46 AM
#37:


EvalAngell posted...
I find it to be realistic. You have high school kids banging their teachers and they blab about it to everyone. Kids are impulsive.


I'd expect better from someone that is supposed to be as smart as Peter Parker though, even if he is a kid.

It's a small thing but it just annoys me. Just because kids are dipshits doesn't mean Spider-Man should act like one too.
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Mernardi
05/26/17 12:26:52 PM
#39:


MegaButterfree posted...
They should have just called this movie Iron Man 4 or Deadpool 2.

Iron Man will be in the movie around 15 minutes.

Deadpool literally copied Spiderman so I'm not sure what the second complaint is about.
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Banjo2553
05/26/17 12:32:44 PM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
Twinmold posted...
Lmao, go figure that CE would hate Homecoming before it's even out. Just shows how far away from normal society this board's tastes are.

Bdip5Dw

That comic never made sense to me.
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AlisLandale
05/26/17 12:59:37 PM
#41:


It looks decent.

But I always preferred Spider-Man as a solo hero, largely uninfluenced by all the nonsense of the larger Marvel Universe.

Even if Iron Man doesnt have a lot of screen time, tying Spider-Man so closely to him and the Avengers sort of dilutes him.

It doesnt look bad, mind you. Just...not as good as a different approach would have been. But we'll see.
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Feline_Heart
05/26/17 3:06:18 PM
#42:


Banjo2553 posted...
Back_Stabbath posted...
Twinmold posted...
Lmao, go figure that CE would hate Homecoming before it's even out. Just shows how far away from normal society this board's tastes are.

Bdip5Dw

That comic never made sense to me.

It makes perfect sense. Unfortunately he's misusing it because nothing about this movie looks bad.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/26/17 3:14:02 PM
#43:


MuayThai85 posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


She is. She's that black one Hispanic girl.

But Mary Jane's defining trait is her red hair >_> They should've made her Gwen Stacey and have her be the love interest instead if they wanted the actress to be in the movie.
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Feline_Heart
05/26/17 3:15:41 PM
#44:


SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


She is. She's that black one Hispanic girl.

But Mary Jane's defining trait is her red hair >_> They should've made her Gwen Stacey and have her be the love interest instead if they wanted the actress to be in the movie.

Mary Jane isn't in the movie.
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Twinmold
05/26/17 3:52:07 PM
#45:


So have Spider-Man fans joined the likes of the Star Wars and Halo fandom in hating everything about the franchise while still consuming all of it?
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garan
05/26/17 5:03:39 PM
#46:


The trailer looked like crap to me. This has to be at least the 3rd Spider Man movie where they did that stupid Jesus pose with him webbing shit on both sides. Spidey ain't fucking Jesus, that shit's lame.

Also, dear Marvel, please kill off Tony because I am so tired of RDJ's ass. Let him go back to making interesting movies, he's been phoning it in as Tony for years.
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Terra-enforcer
05/26/17 5:11:45 PM
#47:


MakoReizei posted...
Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


Shouldn't Gwen Stacey be first

why isn't she in it then

also Mary Jane is more recognizable


I dunno I haven't seen the movie.

Don't worry there'll be plenty of sequels for Mary Jane to pop up in.

it's just weird to me that neither of them appear to be in it.

MAry Jane supposedly does appear. Though I agree that it should be Gwen first.
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Feline_Heart
05/26/17 6:19:55 PM
#48:


Terra-enforcer posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Darmik posted...
MakoReizei posted...
why isn;t Mary Jane in it


Shouldn't Gwen Stacey be first

why isn't she in it then

also Mary Jane is more recognizable


I dunno I haven't seen the movie.

Don't worry there'll be plenty of sequels for Mary Jane to pop up in.

it's just weird to me that neither of them appear to be in it.

MAry Jane supposedly does appear. Though I agree that it should be Gwen first.

Why? He met her after Mary Jane
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ThanksUglyGod
05/26/17 6:26:32 PM
#49:


"Could you imagine how awesome it would be to see Spider-Man swinging around helping Iron Man out!?"

*Spider-Man joins the MCU*

"God! I'm so sick of them shoehorning Iron Man into everything these days!"
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Skye Reynolds
05/26/17 6:37:32 PM
#50:


Honestly, what incentive does Marvel have to make a good movie? Sony is getting the rights back after this film anyway. They only agreed to let Marvel do the movie because they hoped some of that Disney magic would rub off on them. Disney's not stupid. They've got a hero who's gonna bring in money regardless, and they don't get to keep him, so a 6/10 is all they're aiming for. Why raise somebody else's kid to be a star?

It sucks, but it is what it is. Marvel's best heroes were bought off by different studios and so Disney has had to elevate the ones that were left.
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