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Junpeiclover 05/25/17 1:20:17 PM #1: |
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wwinterj25 05/25/17 1:21:12 PM #2: |
Nope on both accounts but I'm not against the idea. Although it would be more biting that eating.
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darcandkharg31 05/25/17 1:26:19 PM #3: |
Yeah I had rump roast before.
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Junpeiclover 05/25/17 1:26:54 PM #4: |
wwinterj25 posted...
Nope on both accounts but I'm not against the idea. Although it would be more biting that eating. --- Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FourthDimension 05/25/17 1:27:11 PM #5: |
I lol from time to time.
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deoxxys 05/25/17 2:34:15 PM #6: |
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Zeus 05/25/17 2:47:17 PM #7: |
I've never eaten a burro nor do I lol at the idea of it. Burros aren't made for eating, they're made for lugging belongings across the old West.
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GeoMaggs 05/25/17 3:14:22 PM #8: |
If you eat hotdogs, you eat pig ass.
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Person106 05/25/17 3:18:58 PM #9: |
A ham sandwich is a pig's ass in your mouth.
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Muffinz0rz 05/25/17 3:20:28 PM #10: |
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VeeVees 05/25/17 3:29:31 PM #11: |
slow roast pig butt is quite good
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Jen0125 05/25/17 3:30:26 PM #12: |
i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :(
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MasterSword546 05/25/17 4:46:42 PM #13: |
Yes I lol'd, no I do not. That's so nasty
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Croutonman 05/27/17 8:18:00 AM #14: |
I have in the past with a previous gf. I don't with my wife. She's way less kinky :-/
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 10:30:35 AM #15: |
Croutonman posted...
I have in the past with a previous gf. I don't with my wife. She's way less kinky :-/ --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ss4parrothair 05/30/17 10:33:25 AM #16: |
Jen0125 posted...
i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :( Why --- I will change this when I think of something new. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/30/17 10:54:08 AM #17: |
ss4parrothair posted...
Jen0125 posted...i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :( Because we were drunk and he asked me to. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Junpeiclover 05/30/17 11:00:46 AM #18: |
Jen0125 posted...
ss4parrothair posted...Jen0125 posted...i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :( did you lol when he asked? --- Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 11:11:53 AM #19: |
Junpeiclover posted...
Jen0125 posted...ss4parrothair posted...Jen0125 posted...i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :( I think the more important question here is Did you at least make him shower first?? --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/30/17 11:43:05 AM #20: |
No I didn't laugh. I just did it. He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously.
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 12:47:53 PM #21: |
Jen0125 posted...
He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously. Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking? A lot can happen in a few hours. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 05/30/17 12:50:13 PM #22: |
No, but I'd like to try it.
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Junpeiclover 05/30/17 12:50:34 PM #23: |
I'm just tryna think of the kinkiest thing I've asked someone to do, and I have no idea why ass play is getting popular now
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Tropic_Sunset 05/30/17 1:20:13 PM #24: |
No, but I don't shit on people who enjoy that kind of thing.
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Jen0125 05/30/17 1:45:45 PM #25: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
i don't know. i was drunk. i didn't care. i'd never do it sober. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 2:11:08 PM #26: |
Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted... So for all you know, on his way back from the bar, he maybe stopped at a port-a-potty (or even the bar bathroom itself) to drop a quick deuce, and then you proceeded to lap up the remains? Ass is great, but holy shit you don't go there without knowing what's happened beforehand. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/30/17 2:13:37 PM #27: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
So for all you know, on his way back from the bar, where are you getting that he was out at a bar? --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jamieyello3 05/30/17 2:16:01 PM #28: |
I only eat shit in the figurative sense
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 3:09:30 PM #29: |
Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...So for all you know, on his way back from the bar, Just a guess. You guys said you were drunk. Obviously that doesn't definitively prove you were at a bar. Just a guess. Either way, he could have pooped anytime after that shower for all you know. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PimpMyRhydon 05/30/17 3:13:51 PM #30: |
I most certainly do. No different from eating vag, just a little more cushion
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Terumin 05/30/17 3:14:06 PM #31: |
Yeah, roast chicken "ass". That´s how my friend called that cut of meat once.
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Jen0125 05/30/17 3:14:14 PM #32: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
yeah he could have i was drunk i don't care --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Junpeiclover 05/30/17 3:14:22 PM #33: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...Muffinz0rz posted...So for all you know, on his way back from the bar, lmao you have no chill --- Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 05/30/17 3:24:49 PM #35: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously. Dude wtf with your b hole fascination? --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 3:35:08 PM #36: |
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...Jen0125 posted...He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously. lmao it's hardly a "fascination" when all I want to do is ensure that my party showers before I go down there on her I'd do the same for her ofc If anything, a "fascination" would be me wanting to eat ass as is, without a shower prior. That way you get it in its "natural" element --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/30/17 3:36:28 PM #37: |
idk my boyfriend goes down on me when i haven't even showered in like 2 days
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Renraku_San 05/30/17 3:38:06 PM #38: |
Yes, I do.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 05/30/17 3:40:28 PM #39: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Jen0125 posted...He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously. Gotcha. Plain old creepin. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 4:09:00 PM #40: |
Jen0125 posted...
idk my boyfriend goes down on me when i haven't even showered in like 2 days PSA: He does. What kind of monster tells his girlfriend that she's too nasty to go down on? Of course he'll gladly go down on you anytime at your request. But he would prefer everything to be clean, I guarantee you that. And no, this is not sexist/a double standard. I would not want my girlfriend to suck my donger if I hadn't cleaned myself beforehand. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/30/17 4:12:14 PM #41: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
PSA: He does. no he doesn't. please don't assign your own behaviors to other people. it's obnoxious. he has literally offered to go down on me after we just got done having sex and he finished all up in there. he does not care. Muffinz0rz posted... Of course he'll gladly go down on you anytime at your request. But he would prefer everything to be clean, I guarantee you that. i don't "request" he go down on me. he offers frequently. Muffinz0rz posted... And no, this is not sexist/a double standard. I would not want my girlfriend to suck my donger if I hadn't cleaned myself beforehand. that's fine. as long as his crotch doesn't smell i don't have an issue going down on him if he hasn't showered in a couple of days. if your girlfriend's vag gets "nasty" after only a couple of days she may want to see a doctor. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BettyWhite 05/30/17 4:16:07 PM #42: |
As long as she's relatively clean, I'll tongue punch her chocolate eye.
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 4:29:22 PM #43: |
Jen0125 posted...
no he doesn't. Yes he does. When you're at a restaurant and there's a loud family next to you, does it completely ruin the experience? Not entirely. But would you prefer they be quiet and/or not there? Of course. But it's a minor inconvenience. Are you going to get up and leave mid-meal? Not at all. It's human nature. Just because it's not perfect, doesn't mean he's going to straight up refuse. He'll just internalize his desire for a slightly better taste/smell to keep you happy. But if I can improve upon my girlfriend's experience with my donger, I'd do so in a heartbeat. And I certainly hope your boyfriend does the same. Jen0125 posted... i don't "request" he go down on me. he offers frequently. I recommend taking mental notes on when he offers. Just start noting the last time you showered and the amount of time after said shower that he requests to go down on you. I bet that the larger the number of hours after said shower gets, the less he offers. Jen0125 posted... that's fine. as long as his crotch doesn't smell i don't have an issue going down on him if he hasn't showered in a couple of days. You just helped my case. You "don't have an issue" going down on him. Doesn't sound very enthusiastic, right? Well, if your bf is going down on you and you haven't showered in a while, it's probably a similar "not-so-enthusiastic" reaction. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/30/17 4:32:22 PM #44: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Yes he does. Jen0125 posted... he has literally offered to go down on me after we just got done having sex and he finished all up in there. he does not care. please stop embarrassing yourself. Muffinz0rz posted... I recommend taking mental notes on when he offers. Just start noting the last time you showered and the amount of time after said shower that he requests to go down on you. I bet that the larger the number of hours after said shower gets, the less he offers. he tries to do it after i haven't showered in like 2-3 days. please stop. lol not everyone has dirty privates like you and your girlfriend apparently do. Muffinz0rz posted... You just helped my case. You "don't have an issue" going down on him. Doesn't sound very enthusiastic, right? Well, if your bf is going down on you and you haven't showered in a while, it's probably a similar "not-so-enthusiastic" reaction. i am entirely enthusiastic when i'm doing it. if he doesn't smell bad what is the issue? i like how you didn't quote any of the things i put that directly dispute your stupid assertion that everyone is the same. this is a stupid argument. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 05/30/17 5:11:53 PM #45: |
Jen0125 posted...
please stop embarrassing yourself. That was edited prior to my posting, so I did not see. Either way, there's a difference between semen and poop. Plenty of people are happy to swallow during a BJ. But the number of people who willingly ingest feces?...not many, that's for sure. Jen0125 posted... he tries to do it after i haven't showered in like 2-3 days. please stop. lol not everyone has dirty privates like you and your girlfriend apparently do. I never said he didn't offer after 2-3 days. I said I bet he offers less than he would after a recent shower. You're cherry-picking. Jen0125 posted... i am entirely enthusiastic when i'm doing it. Well see now you're flip-flopping. "Don't have an issue" does not at all sound enthusiastic. Jen0125 posted... i like how you didn't quote any of the things i put that directly dispute your stupid assertion that everyone is the same. The only things I haven't quoted are about nasty vags and I purposely left those out because both my girlfriend and I shower on the reg because we aren't barbarians. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/30/17 5:13:46 PM #47: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
I never said he didn't offer after 2-3 days. I said I bet he offers less than he would after a recent shower. You're cherry-picking. you're cherry picking and making things up to act like everyone does the same thing you do. Muffinz0rz posted... Well see now you're flip-flopping. "Don't have an issue" does not at all sound enthusiastic. it's not flip flopping. you're again trying to assign behaviors to people that aren't the same as you. i don't have an issue doing it. just because you don't like my phrasing doesn't mean i don't do it enthusiastically. showering "regularly" is subjective. unless you work in a job where you get sweaty and dirty or go to the gym regularly you don't need to shower every day. if i'm not going to the gym, i'm not showering because it's not good for your hair or skin to shower every day or more than once a day like some people do. showering 3-4x a week is totally "regular," normal and healthy. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Junpeiclover 05/30/17 5:21:12 PM #48: |
this is cringe worthy, please stop guys, nobody cares
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Jen0125 05/30/17 5:21:57 PM #49: |
Junpeiclover posted...
this is cringe worthy, please stop guys, nobody cares i agree. i just get annoyed when people act like everyone is exactly the same as them and just literally can't concede that people are different. talk about self importance. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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