Poll of the Day > I come from the net

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Through systems, peoples, and cities to this place, mainframe.
My format? Guardian. To mend and defend. To defend my new found friends, to defend their hopes and dreams. Defend them from their enemies.

They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but i intend to find out.
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I must leave, my planet needs me.
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I come from the net...
and boy are my scissors getting dull.

Enzo; have you been watching the girls with the cup again?
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Damn it Matrix. I am one one. When you were one one you already had a hot ass girl friend.
https://stuff.mit.edu/afs/sipb/user/fustflum/images/andraia2.png

I can watch a couple girls and a cup.
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There was a topic elsewhere about porn parodies, and I posted this, more or less, which I feel is relevant again:

Rebooty

Dot: So, Bob, Enzo is camping outside with Frisket tonight.... I'm getting kinda frisky.
Bob: I dunno, Dot. I just know Megabyte is up to something... As a Guardian, my first priority is to mend and defend Mainframe, and all those in it.
Dot: Speaking of "in it", I'm depending on you to mend something else right now.
Bob: Oh, no! Is Hexadecimal plotting some nefarious scheme? Or Megabyte? Or both?! Does Mainframe need my protection once more?!
*Dot gets naked*
Dot: Forget about protection, I want your one in my zero all night, Guardian.
Bob: Ohhhhhh... I get it... Glitch, vibrator! Dot's suffering from a severe case of hysteria! Stay frosty!
Dot: I can think of something else a user could input for pleasure..........
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XD!
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