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mrduckbear
05/23/17 1:27:53 AM
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Do you believe in witchcraft?


Police in Nigeria held this GOAT on suspicion of ATTEMPTED ARMED ROBBERY!!

Vigilantes took the goat in saying the robber used BLACK MAGIC to transform himself into the goat to escape after trying to steal a Mazda..

The police said one of the men escaped while the other turned into a GOAT but admits they can't base their information on something mystical and has to be proven scientifically that a human turned into a goat.

Witchcraft is widespread in Nigeria as they also believe people with Albinism are the work of the DEVIL

Do you believe in "witchcraft"?

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Distant_Rainbow
05/23/17 1:56:04 AM
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'Looks like you got the wrong picture here, fellas. We ain't goat thieves. We're goatthieves. Goats do steal things, ¿comprende?'
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Axiom
05/23/17 1:59:41 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
has to be proven scientifically that a human turned into a goat.

I'm curious to know the scientific process of deducing how a human turned into a goat
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CutestDevilEver
05/23/17 7:41:20 AM
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I can't even think of a joke for this one
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Mikablu
05/23/17 7:43:08 AM
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Axiom posted...
mrduckbear posted...
has to be proven scientifically that a human turned into a goat.

I'm curious to know the scientific process of deducing how a human turned into a goat

A DNA or intelligence test, maybe?
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PikachuMaxwell
05/24/17 10:51:57 PM
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It's times like this when humans can be dumber than goats....
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megamanzero1000
05/24/17 10:53:57 PM
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lolol
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slothica
05/24/17 10:54:00 PM
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mrduckbear posted...
Police in Nigeria


Yup. Sounds right.
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I4NRulez
05/24/17 10:58:01 PM
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Nigeria is so ass backwards lol
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GOATSLAYER
05/24/17 10:58:38 PM
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That bastard should be executed. He needs to pay for his crimes
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Kanaya413
05/25/17 5:33:26 PM
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That was me
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gguirao
05/25/17 5:38:29 PM
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What's Goatthief doing in Nigeria?
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