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butthole666
05/22/17 4:17:26 PM
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Baggy-ass suits all the time
Ties down to his friggin knees
Just in general looking frumpy as shit at all times
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Shame_Car_2
05/22/17 4:18:45 PM
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you forgot his bag of hot air
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mustachedmystic
05/22/17 4:32:33 PM
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He probably tells his Italian tailors that he knows how to wear a suit better than them. If they are smart they overcharge for the honor of making his over sized suits.
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Swagnificent119
05/22/17 4:34:09 PM
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he needs to subscribe to real men real style asap
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Giant_Aspirin
05/22/17 4:41:45 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
He probably tells his Italian tailors that he knows how to wear a suit better than them


Trump brand clothing is made in Mexico though
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
05/22/17 4:44:29 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
He probably tells his Italian tailors that he knows how to wear a suit better than them. If they are smart they overcharge for the honor of making his over sized suits.

He buys off the wrack and apparently doesn't get em tailored afterwards.
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mustachedmystic
05/22/17 5:40:46 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
mustachedmystic posted...
He probably tells his Italian tailors that he knows how to wear a suit better than them


Trump brand clothing is made in Mexico though


LOL at thinking he wears his own brand.

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
He buys off the wrack and apparently doesn't get em tailored afterwards.


No I doubt a man as sophisticated(as he thinks he is) wears anything off the rack.
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Malcrasternus
05/22/17 5:42:28 PM
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I know there's at least one CEman that has the pic of his giant ass when entering a plane.

I know one of you have it.
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Balkov
05/22/17 5:45:45 PM
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Malcrasternus posted...
I know there's at least one CEman that has the pic of his giant ass when entering a plane.

I know one of you have it.


QZ4mI3U

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BuckVanHammer
05/22/17 5:47:03 PM
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With that hair i probably wouldnt give a shit either
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Malcrasternus
05/22/17 5:49:38 PM
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Balkov posted...
:D


Based Balkov.
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Tmaster148
05/22/17 5:50:20 PM
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Maybe we should first teach him to be an adult before we start dressing him up like one.
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kingdrake2
05/22/17 5:50:36 PM
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Balkov posted...
Malcrasternus posted...
I know there's at least one CEman that has the pic of his giant ass when entering a plane.

I know one of you have it.


QZ4mI3U

:D


WTF lmao.
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Balkov
05/22/17 5:51:00 PM
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Haha I wish it were mine but I found it on google.
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davyheinz
05/22/17 5:53:25 PM
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Oh man, that pic
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kingdrake2
05/22/17 6:08:03 PM
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Balkov posted...
Haha I wish it were mine but I found it on google.


you still get full credit. even if not the original owner.
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unclekoolaid73
05/22/17 6:59:47 PM
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NilNCvi

you guys remember when he showed this on Fox news?

Yeah, me and The Donald go way back.
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Axiom
05/22/17 7:03:32 PM
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Balkov posted...
Malcrasternus posted...
I know there's at least one CEman that has the pic of his giant ass when entering a plane.

I know one of you have it.


QZ4mI3U

:D

Lmao
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MC_BatCommander
05/22/17 7:04:52 PM
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For someone who concentrates on image so much, he really is a terrible dresser.
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Balkov
05/22/17 7:06:52 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
For someone who concentrates on image so much, he really is a terrible dresser.


Everything about him is visually repulsive. He's the human equivalent of an above ground swimming pool filled with boiling dog shit
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
05/23/17 10:38:02 AM
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Highwind07 posted...
His suits always looks like a size too small.


What?

mustachedmystic posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
mustachedmystic posted...
He probably tells his Italian tailors that he knows how to wear a suit better than them


Trump brand clothing is made in Mexico though


LOL at thinking he wears his own brand.

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
He buys off the wrack and apparently doesn't get em tailored afterwards.


No I doubt a man as sophisticated(as he thinks he is) wears anything off the rack.


https://www.quora.com/What-brand-of-suits-does-Donald-Trump-wear
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Dondre_X
05/23/17 10:40:45 AM
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Thats how clowns dress
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CableZL
05/23/17 10:41:06 AM
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HypnoCoosh
05/23/17 10:41:32 AM
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Trump is like viagra for liberals they rage over him I swear
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
05/23/17 10:43:04 AM
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His long ass ties stand out to me more than the baggy suits. Such a terrible, lazy look overall.
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Mr Sandbag
05/23/17 10:44:05 AM
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butthole666 posted...
Baggy-ass suits all the time
Ties down to his friggin knees
Just in general looking frumpy as shit at all times


That's his look. When you're a genius, successful billionaire and leader of the free world you can then make up your own style.

Now fuck off with your bigotry. We all know the real reason you criticize Trump.
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butthole666
05/23/17 10:58:51 AM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
His long ass ties stand out to me more than the baggy suits. Such a terrible, lazy look overall.

Straight up. He looks like a fucking high school student.


His whole being is what dumb people think a "rich businessman" should be. Just this embarrassingly gaudy and out of touch clown.
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mustachedmystic
05/23/17 3:22:36 PM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
https://www.quora.com/What-brand-of-suits-does-Donald-Trump-wear


well, Ill be

From the article's comments

I have over 20 years experience working in men's fashion.
Trump’s suit may have a Brioni label. However, 5k quality they are not. Unless someone proves me wrong, I would say they look cheap because they are cheap. In fact, they look like something you buy in bulk by the pound. A full crate minimum.
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DifferentialEquation
05/23/17 3:33:48 PM
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There's nothing wrong with Trump's suit. He's just wearing a classic style. The people that criticize his suits are the same types that would say "lol you're wearing a wristwatch in 2017, just check your phone"; they're probably mostly teenagers wearing whatever is currently trending and don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.
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Giant_Aspirin
05/23/17 3:36:55 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Trump is like viagra for liberals they rage over him I swear


because he's not only a genuinely horrible politician, he's a genuinely horrible human being, and he's the PotUS.
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Giant_Aspirin
05/23/17 3:37:47 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.


"classic and timeless men's fashion" should fit properly, though. unless Trump is going for the "urban" look, he shouldn't wear clothes that are too big for him.
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mustachedmystic
05/23/17 3:38:34 PM
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If his style is so classic, why have I never seen anyone else a tie past their crotch?
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Kim Kusanagi
05/23/17 3:46:05 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
There's nothing wrong with Trump's suit. He's just wearing a classic style. The people that criticize his suits are the same types that would say "lol you're wearing a wristwatch in 2017, just check your phone"; they're probably mostly teenagers wearing whatever is currently trending and don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.


Classic from what century?
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DifferentialEquation
05/23/17 4:21:03 PM
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Kim Kusanagi posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
There's nothing wrong with Trump's suit. He's just wearing a classic style. The people that criticize his suits are the same types that would say "lol you're wearing a wristwatch in 2017, just check your phone"; they're probably mostly teenagers wearing whatever is currently trending and don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.


Classic from what century?



It's classic in terms of men's suits. It's a very simple yet sophisticated look that will never go out of style.
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Darkman124
05/23/17 4:43:16 PM
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trump is obese

i would guess the reason he dresses like this is to draw attn away from the fat gut
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eston
05/23/17 4:44:39 PM
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mustachedmystic
05/23/17 4:53:15 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
trump is obese

i would guess the reason he dresses like this is to draw attn away from the fat gut


Maybe someday he'll realize it does the opposite.
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Rictor_91
05/23/17 4:53:46 PM
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TendoDRM
05/23/17 5:06:01 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
There's nothing wrong with Trump's suit. He's just wearing a classic style. The people that criticize his suits are the same types that would say "lol you're wearing a wristwatch in 2017, just check your phone"; they're probably mostly teenagers wearing whatever is currently trending and don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.


Classic from what century?



It's classic in terms of men's suits. It's a very simple yet sophisticated look that will never go out of style.

Uh it's definitely out of style.
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Kim Kusanagi
05/23/17 7:09:06 PM
#43:


DifferentialEquation posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
There's nothing wrong with Trump's suit. He's just wearing a classic style. The people that criticize his suits are the same types that would say "lol you're wearing a wristwatch in 2017, just check your phone"; they're probably mostly teenagers wearing whatever is currently trending and don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.


Classic from what century?



It's classic in terms of men's suits. It's a very simple yet sophisticated look that will never go out of style.


Uh no

Daniel Craigslist dresses classic
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DifferentialEquation
05/23/17 8:28:54 PM
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Kim Kusanagi posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
There's nothing wrong with Trump's suit. He's just wearing a classic style. The people that criticize his suits are the same types that would say "lol you're wearing a wristwatch in 2017, just check your phone"; they're probably mostly teenagers wearing whatever is currently trending and don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.


Classic from what century?



It's classic in terms of men's suits. It's a very simple yet sophisticated look that will never go out of style.


Uh no

Daniel Craigslist dresses classic


They're both sharp dressers. I think we can agree on that.
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Kim Kusanagi
05/23/17 10:43:09 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
There's nothing wrong with Trump's suit. He's just wearing a classic style. The people that criticize his suits are the same types that would say "lol you're wearing a wristwatch in 2017, just check your phone"; they're probably mostly teenagers wearing whatever is currently trending and don't understand what classic and timeless men's fashion looks like.


Classic from what century?



It's classic in terms of men's suits. It's a very simple yet sophisticated look that will never go out of style.


Uh no

Daniel Craigslist dresses classic


They're both sharp dressers. I think we can agree on that.


Trump dresses in cheap rags
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littlebro07
05/24/17 12:22:49 AM
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I remember seeing a pic of Trump getting spray tanned

It could have been a shop but it looked pretty damn close to what you'd expect a nearly naked Trump to look like, which was fucking horrifying.
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