Board 8 > How many times a day do you poo?

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RPGlord95
05/18/17 10:41:06 AM
#1:


How many?










Apparently many people pee ten or more times a day. But what about poo
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HookedOnSonics
05/18/17 10:42:49 AM
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1-2 closer to 1. Slow metabolism.
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HotDogButts
05/18/17 10:44:02 AM
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2 or 3

poop game strong
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VeryInsane
05/18/17 10:45:08 AM
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0-2 depending on the day
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HookedOnSonics
05/18/17 10:46:14 AM
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Though it could be 3 if I eat white castle
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MrSmartGuy
05/18/17 10:46:22 AM
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Uh what are these options

I go like 3 days in between poops.
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FFDragon
05/18/17 10:46:35 AM
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pooping isn't an every day thing
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MZero11
05/18/17 10:48:55 AM
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VeryInsane posted...
0-2 depending on the day

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Shaduln
05/18/17 10:51:43 AM
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3-4 times a day.
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foolm0r0n
05/18/17 10:56:57 AM
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Once a year
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ShatteredElysium
05/18/17 11:00:55 AM
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MZero11 posted...
VeryInsane posted...
0-2 depending on the day
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EndOfDiscOne
05/18/17 11:02:49 AM
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Shaduln posted...
3-4 times a day.


This throughout the week, but 0-1 on weekends.
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WarGreymon77
05/18/17 12:19:19 PM
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More like once in 12 days.
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mnkboy907
05/18/17 12:22:16 PM
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FFDragon posted...
pooping isn't an every day thing

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Thrussy
05/18/17 12:23:11 PM
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Usually once, sometimes twice.

People are out here not having at least one bowel movement a day?
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azuarc
05/18/17 1:15:07 PM
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Thrussy posted...
People are out here not having at least one bowel movement a day?

I'm always amazed when I hear this. Like, what are you eating that you don't produce any solid waste?

I always poop in the morning, and usually don't fully finish the job, so I end up back again maybe an hour or two later. It's also fairly common for me to go again later in the day as well. More often if I'm stressed, since that just causes my bowels to churn.
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WarGreymon77
05/18/17 1:23:31 PM
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I can't recall any time in my life when I pooped daily.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/18/17 1:24:59 PM
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Over 9000
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EndOfDiscOne
05/18/17 1:27:57 PM
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I could be wrong but I think fat people or people with slow metabolisms might have less frequent and larger deuces.
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scarletspeed7
05/18/17 1:29:41 PM
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I don't think I've ever been over 2 or under 1 aside from when I was sick.
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Thrussy
05/18/17 1:47:55 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
I could be wrong but I think fat people or people with slow metabolisms might have less frequent and larger deuces.

TMI, but I shit at least once a day, sometimes twice, rarely never. But my poops are almost always huge too, so I don't think there's a correlation.
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STElNER
05/18/17 1:48:52 PM
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azuarc posted...
Thrussy posted...
People are out here not having at least one bowel movement a day?

I'm always amazed when I hear this. Like, what are you eating that you don't produce any solid waste?

I always poop in the morning, and usually don't fully finish the job, so I end up back again maybe an hour or two later. It's also fairly common for me to go again later in the day as well. More often if I'm stressed, since that just causes my bowels to churn.


yup this is closest to my answer
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foolm0r0n
05/18/17 1:58:17 PM
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azuarc posted...
I'm always amazed when I hear this. Like, what are you eating that you don't produce any solid waste?

Is it really so unbelievable that you don't have to poop one day here and there?

What are you eating that forces you to poop at least once every day?
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LOLIAmAnAlt
05/18/17 2:00:05 PM
#26:


Used to go 2

But the last year or two its 1
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Thrussy
05/18/17 2:04:15 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
azuarc posted...
I'm always amazed when I hear this. Like, what are you eating that you don't produce any solid waste?

Is it really so unbelievable that you don't have to poop one day here and there?

What are you eating that forces you to poop at least once every day?

...food?

I either eat eggs and toast or a bowl of apple cinnamon oatmeal for breakfast, and then I just eat snacks like yogurt or popcorn until I eat whatever I made for dinner.
That's not even 3 square meals and I still manage to have a bowel movement a day, but I actually just googled what's the normal number of bowel movements to have, and it can range from 3 a day to 3 a week, so I guess it really isn't abnormal to not have a bowel movement a day.

Edit: I also almost always drink water as well.
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foolm0r0n
05/18/17 2:06:20 PM
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Thrussy posted...
...food?

You poop after everything you eat? You eat some chips and then have to poop?

Obviously not, because it builds up over time and then you poop. So why can't that "over time" part be more than 24 hours?
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Thrussy
05/18/17 2:07:17 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
You poop after everything you eat? You eat some chips and then have to poop?

Yes.
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Leafeon13N
05/18/17 2:08:43 PM
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0-2
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Zylothewolf
05/18/17 2:40:59 PM
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0-2
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Shaduln
05/19/17 2:46:39 AM
#32:


How are you guys not pooping at least once a day?

Like, even when I was not terribly regular, I would poop at least once a day. I just don't get it.
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GuessMyUserName
05/19/17 2:49:09 AM
#33:


azuarc posted...
Thrussy posted...
People are out here not having at least one bowel movement a day?

I'm always amazed when I hear this. Like, what are you eating that you don't produce any solid waste?

I always poop in the morning, and usually don't fully finish the job, so I end up back again maybe an hour or two later. It's also fairly common for me to go again later in the day as well. More often if I'm stressed, since that just causes my bowels to churn.

eating isn't even an everyday thing for me
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Yuri_LowelI
05/19/17 3:52:34 AM
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Once a day maybe twice once a week. More if I've had food poisoning obviously or something else

I eat eggs most days so you have to poop.
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