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Solar_Crimson 05/17/17 1:54:25 PM #1: |
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Tappor 05/17/17 1:55:32 PM #2: |
"Average"
also i'm practically a skeleton, so... :/ --- kinky :3c ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 05/17/17 1:55:47 PM #3: |
i like that they chose an image grossly inconsistent with the stats of an 'average american male'
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De Evolution 05/17/17 1:56:07 PM #4: |
Well above average in every category except height.
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Gojak_v3 05/17/17 1:56:55 PM #5: |
Is this opinions of people on what average is in their opinion, or actually what average should be?
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chill02 05/17/17 1:57:50 PM #6: |
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moose_knuckle 05/17/17 1:57:51 PM #7: |
Those are cuck stats
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KiwiTerraRizing 05/17/17 1:57:53 PM #8: |
No way the average man spends $874 on vitamins and supplements
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Taxer 05/17/17 1:58:29 PM #9: |
I like the juxtaposition of the fitness model vs the average male stats.
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Twinmold 05/17/17 1:59:36 PM #10: |
These sorts of articles are always designed to draw insecure people into purchasing the products advertised on the majority of the magazine's pages.
You can be better than average if you just buy our weights / training DVDs / special running shoes / diet pills / energy pills / stupid fitness equipment. The average American looks like this and you need to feel insecure or our marketing doesn't work! --- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FursonaNonGrata 05/17/17 2:00:05 PM #11: |
1 pull-up lmao
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Colorahdo 05/17/17 2:02:17 PM #12: |
158lb one rep max bench and 12 minute mile? lmao
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Darkman124 05/17/17 2:02:37 PM #13: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
No way the average man spends $874 on vitamins and supplements average not median --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PK_Spam 05/17/17 2:04:06 PM #15: |
FursonaNonGrata posted...
1 pull-up lmao --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cuttin_in_farm 05/17/17 2:04:18 PM #16: |
12 minute mile? Lol, I could beat that walking, holy hell!
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krazychao5 05/17/17 2:04:36 PM #17: |
My average pull-up is about 3-4
I am not fit I've been losing weight each year lately My average mile time is way less than 12:17, probably around 9 minutes Height is 2 inches taller Waist 32 Maybe i'm better than the average male? o.O --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Waluigi7 05/17/17 2:07:56 PM #18: |
Physically fit people don't runt 12 minute miles.
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southcoast09 05/17/17 2:09:29 PM #19: |
Lol 5"9.2!
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slipknirvana 05/17/17 2:10:01 PM #20: |
I once ran a 5 minute mile.
southcoast09 posted... Lol 5"9.2! I still don't believe that. I am still shorter than most men at 5'10. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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philsov 05/17/17 2:50:23 PM #21: |
my heart rate was literally 52 bpm at last check up
/flex above average is about every category, because I also exercise more than 3 hours a week --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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southcoast09 05/17/17 2:51:59 PM #22: |
That guy definitely doesn't have a size 34 waist.
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EdgeMaster 05/17/17 3:02:39 PM #23: |
Spend a lot less than $874 dollars on vitamins and supplements every year.
Can run a mile in less than half the average time lol. Bf% is about half the average. Can do 25-30 pull-ups in a set. Look better than nearly everyone in a visible radius, including the guy on the magazine cover. --- If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet. ****poster Extraordinaire ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MACisBack 05/17/17 3:08:26 PM #24: |
My arms are like forklifts
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EnragedSlith 05/17/17 3:10:21 PM #25: |
I apparently kick the average male's ass, though I already knew that
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DrizztLink 05/17/17 3:14:24 PM #26: |
I don't fit any of that.
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Tappor 05/17/17 3:15:06 PM #27: |
EdgeMaster posted...
Look better than nearly everyone in a visible radius, including the guy on the magazine cover. Pics --- kinky :3c ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sabram 05/17/17 3:16:07 PM #28: |
I don't spend nearly that much a year on vitamins or supplements.
I hang my clothes in a closet, not on gym equipment. My heart rate is faster when resting I actually get more exercise weekly than that due to my job Have no idea how much fat I gain per year, but prolly more than that I can do more than 1 pull up. I was in the best shape of my life from 19-22, not 23. I used to be able to run a mile in just under 8 minutes, these days though I'm not allowed to even try due to a spinal injury. I'm shorter than 5'9" My chest is larger than 40" I have higher than 17.6% bodyfat My Biceps are only slightly larger than 13" My waist is 40" My penis length is nunya, but I will say I do fall within average range. So out of 13 given stats, I am better than average in 6 of them, and worse in 7 of them. So then I fall in the middle of the average range... That makes me an average dude. --- Finally completed the Platinum for Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 on Vita. PSN: Sabram - NNID: Lord.Sabram ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 05/17/17 3:17:44 PM #29: |
Darkman124 posted...
i like that they chose an image grossly inconsistent with the stats of an 'average american male' --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Terra-enforcer 05/17/17 3:23:39 PM #30: |
Don't know most of my stats for those, but how is 12 min the average wtf?
I'm definitely above average in mile, bench, push ups, sit ups, and pull ups at least. Below in weight and height. Probably chest and biceps too. I need to find out how to actually measure those to check it out. --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EdgeMaster 05/17/17 3:36:55 PM #31: |
Tappor posted...
EdgeMaster posted...Look better than nearly everyone in a visible radius, including the guy on the magazine cover. Lol sure. --- If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet. ****poster Extraordinaire ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 05/17/17 3:37:44 PM #32: |
epic trole broham
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__aCEr__ 05/17/17 3:40:38 PM #33: |
Pro: I got my picture in a fitness magazine
Con: Everybody who reads that magazine thinks I have a 5 inch dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spanky1 05/17/17 3:44:58 PM #34: |
27 push ups in 1 minute? Jesus that's a lot! I don't think I can even do 10 push ups, period.
But then...1 pull up? Huh? I...can do more than that? I think I'm just confused more than anything. Wtf are these stats? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blighboy 05/17/17 3:49:57 PM #35: |
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Keith_Valentine 05/17/17 3:50:26 PM #36: |
Superior specimen here. Feels good
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Sami1000 05/17/17 4:00:07 PM #37: |
Average body fat 17%...in US. Sure, lol.
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philsov 05/17/17 4:01:30 PM #38: |
EdgeMaster posted...
Lol sure. That first pose is amazing to forearms. I'm jelly, in the good way --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EdgeMaster 05/17/17 4:05:18 PM #39: |
philsov posted...
EdgeMaster posted...Lol sure. Thanks m8 --- If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet. ****poster Extraordinaire ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Great Muta 22 05/17/17 4:06:20 PM #40: |
Those stats are just horrible and make zero sense
Like 27 push ups in a minute but a max of 158 on bench? The fuck? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yem69420 05/17/17 4:15:35 PM #41: |
No way in my current state could I do 27 push ups in a minute, but I can fuckin walk more than a mile in 12 mins
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Tappor 05/17/17 4:16:45 PM #42: |
EdgeMaster posted...
Tappor posted...EdgeMaster posted...Look better than nearly everyone in a visible radius, including the guy on the magazine cover. getting past the trollface censors....... --- kinky :3c ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 05/17/17 4:18:19 PM #43: |
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spanky1 05/17/17 4:28:54 PM #44: |
The Great Muta 22 posted...
Those stats are just horrible and make zero sense No kidding. They don't add up or make sense, so you can safely dismiss the entire article imo. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Hakubi 05/17/17 4:29:48 PM #45: |
southcoast09 posted...
That guy definitely doesn't have a size 34 waist. wut he looks about 34 to me..and maybe 180-200lbs assuming he's 5'9" too --- http://i.imgur.com/xpT6zzQ.jpg My Top 100 Video Game Music: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF3949EA6DC5D532F (2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iron-Tarkus 05/17/17 4:30:13 PM #46: |
That mile time is so ridiculously bad. My lungs are trash and I could run a 9 minute mile even before they put me on inhaled steroids.
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garan 05/17/17 4:40:18 PM #47: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
No way the average man spends $874 on vitamins and supplements ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slipknirvana 05/17/17 4:48:54 PM #48: |
EdgeMaster posted...
philsov posted...EdgeMaster posted...Lol sure. Boxing will slim them down to veins. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mako_Sharknado 05/17/17 4:57:36 PM #49: |
69% consider themselves fit
Only 13%'re legit fit 's funny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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