Poll of the Day > That rush when you fell asleep watching porn and open your browser later

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FellWolf
05/16/17 4:29:38 PM
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Forgetting that was the last page you were on
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Dynalo
05/16/17 4:30:37 PM
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How the fuck do you fall asleep while watching porn.
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FellWolf
05/16/17 4:31:50 PM
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Dynalo posted...
How the fuck do you fall asleep while watching porn.


When you're tired enough you just fall asleep
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MICHALECOLE
05/16/17 4:32:22 PM
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God I'm so lonely I fall asleep watching porn.. WHAT A FUCKING RUSH
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FellWolf
05/16/17 4:33:40 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
God I'm so lonely I fall asleep watching porn.. WHAT A FUCKING RUSH


That's not what I meant. But the first part is true nonetheless.
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AdrammeIech
05/16/17 4:33:56 PM
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I've never fallen asleep watching porn. How does that even happen?
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PimpMyRhydon
05/16/17 4:35:26 PM
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lmao I've done that with my phone
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FellWolf
05/16/17 4:36:48 PM
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PimpMyRhydon posted...
lmao I've done that with my phone


I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing that the first person to understand was my loli loving bro Rhydon lol
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aHappySacka
05/16/17 4:37:15 PM
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So you people watch porn like a tv show? gotta know what happens next or you'll miss a crucial element of the story.
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FellWolf
05/16/17 4:38:23 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
So you people watch porn like a tv show? gotta know what happens next or you'll miss a crucial element of the story.


I take it you mean everyone else? I actually can't fall asleep watching actual shows.
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eating4fun
05/16/17 6:50:44 PM
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When I watch porn, I'm on a mission, and sleeping is the last thing on my mind.
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Muffinz0rz
05/16/17 6:53:33 PM
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eating4fun posted...
When I watch porn, I'm on a mission, and sleeping is the last thing on my mind.

Pretty much this

If I'm tired I go to bed, not watch porn
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PimpMyRhydon
05/16/17 7:02:22 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
eating4fun posted...
When I watch porn, I'm on a mission, and sleeping is the last thing on my mind.

Pretty much this

If I'm tired I go to bed, not watch porn

Porn makes it easier to sleep imo
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SKARDAVNELNATE
05/16/17 8:14:22 PM
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Why would the browser go to the last page you were on when you open it?
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TheSlinja
05/16/17 8:19:44 PM
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sometimes you open 10 tabs in exH and all of them are duds, and your eyes start to get heavy
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Sensual_T_Rex
05/16/17 8:44:58 PM
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Dynalo posted...
How the fuck do you fall asleep while watching porn.


Don't bate for a week or more. Then get a good 45+ min session going. Then when you achieve you'll get a good heady delirium going. Then you pass out. That's how you fall asleep watching porn.
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Muffinz0rz
05/16/17 8:47:46 PM
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PimpMyRhydon posted...
Porn makes it easier to sleep imo

you must not be watching the right porn
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PimpMyRhydon
05/16/17 8:53:07 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
PimpMyRhydon posted...
Porn makes it easier to sleep imo

you must not be watching the right porn

Hmm, well the last thing I saw was called "Gloryholes Everywhere". It was JAV and pretty damn great imo. The concept was basically that gloryholes were just a normal part of life, along with applying suction to the male genitalia coming through them. Pretty neat
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Doctor Foxx
05/16/17 8:55:18 PM
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Why are you not in incognito mode
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Sensual_T_Rex
05/16/17 8:56:08 PM
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PimpMyRhydon posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
PimpMyRhydon posted...
Porn makes it easier to sleep imo

you must not be watching the right porn

Hmm, well the last thing I saw was called "Gloryholes Everywhere". It was JAV and pretty damn great imo. The concept was basically that gloryholes were just a normal part of life, along with applying suction to the male genitalia coming through them. Pretty neat


I love the concept behind those ones just like the newscaster ones as well. But I can't stand Japanese porno.
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Bugmeat
05/16/17 9:07:35 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Why would the browser go to the last page you were on when you open it?

I keep my browser set to remember every tab that was still open when the browser was closed. So unless I close a tab it will still be there the next time the browser opens. I imagine that plenty of people have theirs set the same way.
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AllstarSniper32
05/16/17 10:22:56 PM
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TheSlinja posted...
sometimes you open 10 tabs in exH and all of them are duds, and your eyes start to get heavy

exH is the best!
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Kyuubi4269
05/16/17 10:27:53 PM
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AllstarSniper32 posted...
TheSlinja posted...
sometimes you open 10 tabs in exH and all of them are duds, and your eyes start to get heavy

exH is the best!

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TomNook
05/16/17 10:30:57 PM
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I think OP means when you are tired, and before bed you decide to hypnox to porn, finish, then just pass out before actually moving to bed. That happens all the time.
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wwinterj25
05/16/17 10:34:35 PM
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Yeah even if I crack one off before going to bed I can safely say I've never fell asleep watching porn.
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TheSlinja
05/17/17 12:27:55 AM
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the real problem is of course falling asleep after the fact but before cleaning up
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TomNook
05/17/17 12:33:38 AM
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TheSlinja posted...
the real problem is of course falling asleep after the fact but before cleaning up

I've done that before with a fleshlight still attached.
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jramirez23
05/17/17 12:45:29 AM
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I don't know why so many people think it's weird to pass out when watching something. That's something that usually happens when you don't get good sleep.
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wwinterj25
05/17/17 12:53:24 AM
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jramirez23 posted...
I don't know why so many people think it's weird to pass out when watching something. That's something that usually happens when you don't get good sleep.

... because when watching porn most folk are aroused.
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FellWolf
05/17/17 12:53:35 AM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Why are you not in incognito mode


If I never actually close the browser app and its just in the background it doesn't close incognito windows.
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