Poll of the Day > I'm ready for my first girlfriend. Please post your resume here so I can choose.

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MartianManchild 05/16/17 7:54:01 AM #1:	Looking for that special gal who appreciates the art of the blade and a good anime. Please post your resume here on why you deserve to be my internet girlfriend, and I will choose the lucky winner in the next few days. You'll be rewarded with having a white knight who will come to your aid and protect you at anytime, but you will have obligations that are expected of you that you most fulfill. Good luck to all the ladies. <cite>MartianManchild posted [p:879194303] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Looking for that special gal who appreciates the art of the blade and a good anime. Please post your resume here on why you deserve to be my internet girlfriend, and I will choose the lucky winner in the next few days. You'll be rewarded with having a white knight who will come to your aid and protect you at anytime, but you will have obligations that are expected of you that you most fulfill. Good luck to all the ladies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 05/16/17 8:04:17 AM #2:	2/10 troll You didn't even really try to make seem real :/ --- Posting from my N-Gage :) https://imgur.com/5gC6Cbt.jpg <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:879194575] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>2/10 troll You didn't even really try to make seem real :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 05/16/17 8:09:36 AM #3:	You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:879194723] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jamieyello3 05/16/17 8:13:16 AM #4:	Will there be any insurance benefits and how often may I touch your penis <cite>jamieyello3 posted [p:879194824] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Will there be any insurance benefits and how often may I touch your penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Junpeiclover 05/16/17 8:55:04 AM #5:	--- Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green <cite>Junpeiclover posted [p:879196195] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 05/16/17 9:34:00 AM #6:	Insert qualifications here --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:879197571] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Insert qualifications here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartianManchild 05/16/17 11:47:19 AM #7:	FrozenBananas posted... 2/10 troll You didn't even really try to make seem real :/ TheWorstPoster posted... You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes Sorry, but this is real and for girls only. jamieyello3 posted... Will there be any insurance benefits and how often may I touch your penis I'm currently under my mom's insurance and expect my girlfriend to have her own and eventually have me on hers. I plan to video chat in the nude with my lady on a nightly basis. <cite>MartianManchild posted [p:879204061] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrozenBananas posted...</cite> <quote>2/10 troll You didn't even really try to make seem real :/</quote> <cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote>You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes</quote> Sorry, but this is real and for girls only. <cite>jamieyello3 posted...</cite> <quote>Will there be any insurance benefits and how often may I touch your penis</quote> I'm currently under my mom's insurance and expect my girlfriend to have her own and eventually have me on hers. I plan to video chat in the nude with my lady on a nightly basis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartianManchild 05/16/17 11:48:16 AM #8:	Junpeiclover posted... I don't understand this reference. Eevee-Trainer posted... Insert qualifications here I'm sorry but you'll need to do better than that if you want to get with me. <cite>MartianManchild posted [p:879204122] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Junpeiclover posted...</cite> <quote></quote> I don't understand this reference. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>Insert qualifications here</quote> I'm sorry but you'll need to do better than that if you want to get with me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/16/17 12:39:43 PM #9:	I feel like you should post your qualifications first --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:879207199] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>I feel like you should post your qualifications first</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 05/16/17 1:41:15 PM #11:	FrozenBananas posted... 2/10 troll You didn't even really try to make seem real :/ tbh, he's a really shitty gimmick troll alt which iirc was made in response to people talking about Amiibos. DorkLink posted... This might have been a clever troll topic in 2005 Or 1995. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:879210806] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrozenBananas posted...</cite> <quote>2/10 troll You didn't even really try to make seem real :/</quote> tbh, he's a really shitty gimmick troll alt which iirc was made in response to people talking about Amiibos. <cite>DorkLink posted...</cite> <quote>This might have been a clever troll topic in 2005</quote> Or 1995.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ss4parrothair 05/16/17 2:18:38 PM #12:	I've got a Penis. --- I will change this when I think of something new. <cite>ss4parrothair posted [p:879213176] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>I've got a Penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/16/17 2:21:03 PM #13:	I'm a 31 year old man with a sweet chocobo hat --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:879213328] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>I'm a 31 year old man with a sweet chocobo hat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/16/17 2:30:25 PM #14:	Mead posted... I'm a 31 year old man with a sweet chocobo hat I'll wear your hat. wink --- I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:879213860] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>I'm a 31 year old man with a sweet chocobo hat</quote> I'll wear your hat. wink</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jamieyello3 05/16/17 2:37:19 PM #15:	Due to insufficient accommodations in response to potential future inquiries to touch your penis, I will reevaluate your offer thoroughly and will call you back. <cite>jamieyello3 posted [p:879214305] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Due to insufficient accommodations in response to potential future inquiries to touch your penis, I will reevaluate your offer thoroughly and will call you back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartianManchild 05/16/17 2:59:20 PM #16:	Since this topic is being overrun by trolls, I'm going to tag a few people on my short list so they have an opportunity to apply. @Jen0125 @RCtheWSBC @SusanGreenEyes @Go_Totodile @Allisonata Also here's some of my amiibo collection as proof of my qualifications. <cite>MartianManchild posted [p:879215613] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Since this topic is being overrun by trolls, I'm going to tag a few people on my short list so they have an opportunity to apply. @Jen0125 @RCtheWSBC @SusanGreenEyes @Go_Totodile @Allisonata Also here's some of my amiibo collection as proof of my qualifications. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/16/17 3:03:02 PM #17:	Shit he has meta knight --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:879215840] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Shit he has meta knight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Allisonata 05/16/17 3:03:15 PM #18:	Despite my presence on a video game board, I'd rather have someone not-so-invested into it. I want a guy who will go out with me a lot rather than play games, since I don't anymore. <cite>Allisonata posted [p:879215853] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Despite my presence on a video game board, I'd rather have someone not-so-invested into it. I want a guy who will go out with me a lot rather than play games, since I don't anymore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 05/16/17 3:15:14 PM #19:	I must hereby rescind my application for the available position. Although I am flattered by the request, I have accepted an offer made by another suitor who meets my needs. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Thank you for your consideration. --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:879216558] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>I must hereby rescind my application for the available position. Although I am flattered by the request, I have accepted an offer made by another suitor who meets my needs. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Thank you for your consideration.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/16/17 3:16:38 PM #20:	i already have a boyfriend. i don't think he would appreciate me applying to be your girlfriend. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:879216666] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>i already have a boyfriend. i don't think he would appreciate me applying to be your girlfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Junpeiclover 05/16/17 3:17:41 PM #21:	ok, when bundled up like that, amiibos look really cool o.O --- Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green <cite>Junpeiclover posted [p:879216726] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>ok, when bundled up like that, amiibos look really cool o.O</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 05/16/17 3:26:51 PM #22:	Junpeiclover posted... ok, when bundled up like that, amiibos look really cool o.O Until you realize Mewtwo isn't even facing the right direction. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:879217248] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Junpeiclover posted...</cite> <quote>ok, when bundled up like that, amiibos look really cool o.O</quote> Until you realize Mewtwo isn't even facing the right direction.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 05/16/17 3:33:38 PM #23:	TheWorstPoster posted... You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes Speak for yo self fam. I got a man. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:879217663] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote>You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes</quote> Speak for yo self fam. I got a man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/16/17 3:35:13 PM #24:	FrndNhbrHdCEman posted... TheWorstPoster posted... You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes Speak for yo self fam. I got a man. what's ya man got to do wit me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:879217759] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote>You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes</quote> Speak for yo self fam. I got a man.</quote> what's ya man got to do wit me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 05/16/17 3:38:50 PM #25:	i'm not tryna hear that, see? --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:879217964] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>i'm not tryna hear that, see?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 05/16/17 3:40:09 PM #26:	Jen0125 posted... FrndNhbrHdCEman posted... TheWorstPoster posted... You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes Speak for yo self fam. I got a man. what's ya man got to do wit me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw Lol OMG. Gonna be stuck in my head. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:879218037] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote>You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes</quote> Speak for yo self fam. I got a man.</quote> what's ya man got to do wit me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw</quote> Lol OMG. Gonna be stuck in my head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartianManchild 05/16/17 3:55:35 PM #27:	Thank you me ladies for replying and I respect and appreciate you being true to your man in the face of my sexual prowess. Honestly I'm really hoping for @Go_Totodile to apply because I think she could use a man trained in my abilities in her life. <cite>MartianManchild posted [p:879218948] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Thank you me ladies for replying and I respect and appreciate you being true to your man in the face of my sexual prowess. Honestly I'm really hoping for @Go_Totodile to apply because I think she could use a man trained in my abilities in her life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/16/17 4:12:33 PM #28:	No Shulk = No buy. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:879219938] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>No Shulk = No buy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 05/16/17 4:27:18 PM #29:	1/10 No gold Megaman. --- FC: 2724-1435-8055 - IGN: Jay - Time Zone: EST Mah main bro: Ness <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:879220791] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>1/10 No gold Megaman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartianManchild 05/16/17 5:22:54 PM #31:	Also Shulk is clearly visible in the back behind Peach. Try harder trolls. <cite>MartianManchild posted [p:879224091] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote> Also Shulk is clearly visible in the back behind Peach. Try harder trolls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 05/16/17 6:11:53 PM #32:	female --- YEA! <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:879227217] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>female</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 05/16/17 6:27:22 PM #33:	Wait, @Go_Totodile is a chick? Why haven't we banged yet? --- I find myself identifying strongly with Hitler - Blighboy <cite>Smarkil posted [p:879228197] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Wait, @Go_Totodile is a chick? Why haven't we banged yet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 05/16/17 6:28:19 PM #34:	Because deep down inside, you know Eevee is the superior Pokemon. --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:879228247] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>Because deep down inside, you know Eevee is the superior Pokemon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 05/16/17 6:46:48 PM #35:	8/10. I'm satisfied. --- FC: 2724-1435-8055 - IGN: Jay - Time Zone: EST Mah main bro: Ness <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:879229433] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote>8/10. I'm satisfied.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazingSpeed 05/16/17 7:08:19 PM #36:	MartianManchild posted... Looking for that special gal who appreciates the art of the blade and a good anime. Please post your resume here on why you deserve to be my internet girlfriend, and I will choose the lucky winner in the next few days. You'll be rewarded with having a white knight who will come to your aid and protect you at anytime, but you will have obligations that are expected of you that you most fulfill. Good luck to all the ladies. Damn, had me until the white knight thing but good concept though. Art of the hidden blade? <cite>BlazingSpeed posted [p:879230742] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>MartianManchild posted...</cite> <quote>Looking for that special gal who appreciates the art of the blade and a good anime. Please post your resume here on why you deserve to be my internet girlfriend, and I will choose the lucky winner in the next few days. You'll be rewarded with having a white knight who will come to your aid and protect you at anytime, but you will have obligations that are expected of you that you most fulfill. Good luck to all the ladies.</quote> Damn, had me until the white knight thing but good concept though. Art of the hidden blade?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 05/16/17 8:42:24 PM #37:	MartianManchild posted... Since this topic is being overrun by trolls, I'm going to tag a few people on my short list so they have an opportunity to apply. @Jen0125 @RCtheWSBC @SusanGreenEyes @Go_Totodile @Allisonata Also here's some of my amiibo collection as proof of my qualifications. I'm married so I'm going to pass. Thank you for thinking of me in this bizarre topic, I guess. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:879236395] in I'm ready ... [t:75351407]...</cite> <quote><cite>MartianManchild posted...</cite> <quote>Since this topic is being overrun by trolls, I'm going to tag a few people on my short list so they have an opportunity to apply. @Jen0125 @RCtheWSBC @SusanGreenEyes @Go_Totodile @Allisonata Also here's some of my amiibo collection as proof of my qualifications. </quote> I'm married so I'm going to pass. Thank you for thinking of me in this bizarre topic, I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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