Poll of the Day > Ayyy got drunk with my best friend and her super hot friend

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Muscles
05/15/17 2:56:07 AM
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So it was me, my Best friend, her bf, her lesbian couple friends and said super hot friend, we were drinking and got a pizza and played beer pong

She was smiling at me all night, and then we texted a bit after I got dropped off, she wants to talk more too

It was a great night
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Go_Totodile
05/15/17 3:00:55 AM
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whoa muscles weed dude lmfao
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wwinterj25
05/15/17 3:04:51 AM
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Is this the best friend you won't to boink but pretend you don't?
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Muscles
05/15/17 3:08:16 AM
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No, it's the best friend I actually don't want to boink
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wwinterj25
05/15/17 3:10:33 AM
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Thanks for clarifying.
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Go_Totodile
05/15/17 3:11:09 AM
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I feel like Muscles and Perfexion would be best friends irl.
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MrMelodramatic
05/15/17 3:13:50 AM
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how hot /10
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TheCyborgNinja
05/15/17 3:17:13 AM
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Muscles posted...
I haven't smoked in like 2 weeks, gotta get clean, but don't worry, I replaced weed with alcohol

If you rely upon one or the other, there could be a mental health issue you've yet to address.
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aHappySacka
05/15/17 3:24:53 AM
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???

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jamieyello3
05/15/17 4:07:10 AM
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Ok blue-balls
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SmokeMassTree
05/15/17 4:46:13 AM
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You gotta fuck the sluts when they get drunk bro. You can't just leave.
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Renraku_San
05/15/17 9:19:19 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
You gotta fuck the sluts when they get drunk bro. You can't just leave.


Who Mr. Cosby, slow your roll...
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Kyuubi4269
05/15/17 10:39:09 AM
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Renraku_San posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
You gotta fuck the sluts when they get drunk bro. You can't just leave.


Who Mr. Cosby, slow your roll...

That's almost as bad as woah is me.
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Junpeiclover
05/15/17 10:42:41 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Renraku_San posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
You gotta fuck the sluts when they get drunk bro. You can't just leave.


Who Mr. Cosby, slow your roll...

That's almost as bad as woah is me.


nah this one was actually funny. not just stupid
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SmokeMassTree
05/15/17 10:55:23 AM
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Renraku_San posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
You gotta fuck the sluts when they get drunk bro. You can't just leave.


Who Mr. Cosby, slow your roll...


What are you a fucking owl?

I didn't say passed out drunk, just feeling good drunk.
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SunWuKung420
05/15/17 10:57:31 AM
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He may be an owl but you're a bowel.
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SmokeMassTree
05/15/17 10:58:58 AM
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So zen

Much happiness
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Jen0125
05/15/17 11:13:32 AM
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If she's receptive to your advances there is a zero percent chance she is hot
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Smarkil
05/15/17 1:31:11 PM
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Dammit muscles, I'm trying to be positive. Don't set me up for shit like this. Between you and Erik it's impossible to be positive.
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Jen0125
05/15/17 1:32:05 PM
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smarkil just give in to the dark side
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helIy
05/15/17 1:33:08 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
I feel like Muscles and Perfexion would be best friends irl.

at this point, muscles, lihlih, shinso, and erik should get a house together
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TES_Nut
05/15/17 2:12:44 PM
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Speaking as someone that's not having sex, DO IT YOU PUSSY
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Muscles
05/15/17 2:22:32 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Muscles posted...
I haven't smoked in like 2 weeks, gotta get clean, but don't worry, I replaced weed with alcohol

If you rely upon one or the other, there could be a mental health issue you've yet to address.

I don't rely on either, ill probably stop drinking because I get my new car today

MrMelodramatic posted...
how hot /10

Probably an 8
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Smarkil
05/15/17 2:33:37 PM
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Muscles posted...
Probably an 8


Okay but what is that translated into regular people numbers?
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Jen0125
05/15/17 2:35:15 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Muscles posted...
Probably an 8


Okay but what is that translated into regular people numbers?


probably a 1 or 2
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Go_Totodile
05/15/17 2:35:43 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Muscles posted...
Probably an 8


Okay but what is that translated into regular people numbers?

We can use the Muscles formula to calculate. The Muscles formula dictates that whatever Muscles rates a girl, we can automatically subtract 7 points to get the true rating of that girl.

So in this cause, the girl would be a 1 to everyone else.
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edededdy
05/15/17 2:54:32 PM
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hey muscles how's your kid doing?
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