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TwinStars 05/14/17 8:34:09 PM #1: |
Do you have a beautiful penis?
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SSJGrimReaper 05/14/17 8:35:19 PM #2: |
Yeah brother it's like I got Picasso in my fuckin pants
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Feline_Heart 05/14/17 8:36:39 PM #3: |
Yes. His name is Jimmy
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SuperExcitebike 05/14/17 8:37:26 PM #4: |
Yeah I get compliments all the time. Makes it hard to have one night stands bc they love my member
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NOM 05/14/17 8:38:41 PM #5: |
To be completely serious in a joke topic, mine is pretty damn ugly. They already aren't visually appealing, but mine is just... bleh. I'd like to find the doctor that did my circumcision and kick the shit out of him.
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Smashingpmkns 05/14/17 8:39:27 PM #6: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Yeah brother it's like I got Picasso in my fuckin pants Uh, pre or post cubism Picasso? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 05/14/17 8:49:51 PM #8: |
My penis is very masculine
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CrimsonAngeI 05/14/17 8:50:03 PM #9: |
No such thing.
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Chicken 05/14/17 8:50:58 PM #10: |
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prince_leo 05/14/17 8:55:06 PM #11: |
Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left. same it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 05/14/17 8:56:36 PM #12: |
prince_leo posted...
Chicken posted...Mine curves a bit to the left. Man, I do that too. Are you me? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 05/14/17 9:13:21 PM #13: |
I don't know as it has retracted into my body.
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Rowdy54 05/14/17 9:15:10 PM #14: |
My wife seems to like it, so I guess so.
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EverDownward 05/14/17 9:15:25 PM #15: |
No, beautiful penises belong on cute femboys.
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frozenshock 05/14/17 9:15:58 PM #16: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...Yeah brother it's like I got Picasso in my fuckin pants I have the same question. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raikuro 05/14/17 9:19:22 PM #17: |
I manage to meet up with guys several times out of my league just because of how aesthetically pleasing it is.
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KogaSteelfang 05/14/17 9:23:17 PM #18: |
I don't know, and it doesn't matter, no ones ever going to see it.
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Monolith1676 05/14/17 9:24:19 PM #19: |
My ex says it is.
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PoopPotato 05/14/17 9:24:30 PM #20: |
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Returning_CEmen 05/14/17 9:25:01 PM #21: |
Chicken posted...
prince_leo posted...Chicken posted...Mine curves a bit to the left. Penises that curve to a side are fucking disgusting. What are you two doing posting in this topic? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 05/15/17 6:42:34 AM #22: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
Chicken posted...prince_leo posted...Chicken posted...Mine curves a bit to the left. We're bonding. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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im not 13 05/15/17 6:45:46 AM #23: |
Mine curves up quite a bit
It's annoying because there are some positions that I find uncomfortable but it also makes other positions much more enjoyable than if I had a straight one...or so I've been told. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 05/15/17 6:50:26 AM #24: |
Chicken posted...
prince_leo posted...Chicken posted...Mine curves a bit to the left. Hey, me too And I'm pretty sure my penis is objectively ugly --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 05/15/17 6:52:26 AM #25: |
--- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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545x39 05/15/17 6:53:26 AM #26: |
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kingdrake2 05/15/17 6:54:33 AM #27: |
545x39 posted...
Beautiful, feminine penises. damn, that's driving my paranoia level way up ><. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cartwheel_Kick 05/15/17 7:06:22 AM #28: |
I've had guys say it's perfect. I wouldn't go that far but I like it
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MARKINGRAM22 05/15/17 8:17:12 AM #29: |
545x39 posted...
Beautiful, feminine penises. You call it a shenis. --- "That man practices Islam. Are you happy he was taken out since according to you he believes what terrorists do?" -VipaGTS to me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 05/15/17 8:19:04 AM #30: |
Aye, it's erected short and stout with a slight beautiful upwards angle and a tiny round scar midway on the shaft on topside.
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MARKINGRAM22 05/15/17 8:24:39 AM #31: |
Mine is like 7 to 8 really solid thickness and just veiny enough. I had girls tell me I should make it into a dildo. I think my balls for balls are almost better than my penis is for penis's, and I think it is pretty solid. I feel really lame bragging about my dick...my balls are terrific though.
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MARKINGRAM22 05/15/17 8:25:19 AM #32: |
FF_Redux posted...
Aye, it's erected short and stout with a slight beautiful upwards angle and a tiny round scar midway on the shaft on topside. How'd you get a scar? --- "That man practices Islam. Are you happy he was taken out since according to you he believes what terrorists do?" -VipaGTS to me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 05/15/17 8:29:07 AM #33: |
MARKINGRAM22 posted...
FF_Redux posted...Aye, it's erected short and stout with a slight beautiful upwards angle and a tiny round scar midway on the shaft on topside. When I was like 5, I got tick on it, my mom removed the tick with some tweezers and got some skin with it :/ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShinyMuffin 05/15/17 1:01:10 PM #34: |
Most guys in my experience have a curved penis, the straight arrow ones are the uncommon weird ones.
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ShinigamiSoul 05/15/17 1:33:28 PM #35: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
Chicken posted...prince_leo posted...Chicken posted...Mine curves a bit to the left. Shut up @Returning_CEmen Curved ones can be beautiful too --- I dont want a sig! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 05/15/17 1:34:50 PM #36: |
CrimsonAngeI posted...
No such thing. --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/15/17 1:35:24 PM #37: |
Its ruggedly handsome.
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Returning_CEmen 05/15/17 1:49:43 PM #38: |
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...Chicken posted...prince_leo posted...Chicken posted...Mine curves a bit to the left. If it curves slightly upwards or downwards, yeah. But to the side, that is horrific. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShinigamiSoul 05/15/17 1:54:44 PM #39: |
You're probably thinking of those boomerang curved ones. A slight side curve isn't bad.
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HylianFox 05/15/17 1:55:37 PM #40: |
PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too. ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now... --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProtoManSPx 05/15/17 3:05:45 PM #41: |
HylianFox posted...
PoopPotato posted...I have a big head I have large glans. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rabid_Banana 05/15/17 3:11:20 PM #42: |
Mine's p dope
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HylianFox 05/15/17 3:12:40 PM #43: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...PoopPotato posted...I have a big head His balls were p lickable, too --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProtoManSPx 05/15/17 3:18:53 PM #44: |
HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...HylianFox posted...PoopPotato posted...I have a big head My balls are p lickable! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 05/15/17 3:20:29 PM #45: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...ProtoManSPx posted...HylianFox posted...PoopPotato posted...I have a big head And don't even get me started on his feet. --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProtoManSPx 05/15/17 3:30:36 PM #46: |
HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...HylianFox posted...ProtoManSPx posted...HylianFox posted...PoopPotato posted...I have a big head Ohh yes they need attention too. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Undying 05/15/17 3:46:05 PM #47: |
chill02 posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...No such thing. Hey, my dick is beautiful! >:[ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rictor_91 05/15/17 3:48:33 PM #48: |
Undying posted...
chill02 posted...CrimsonAngeI posted...No such thing. Crimson and Chill are projecting. They think that just because their dicks are ugly that that means everyone's penis is hideous. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 05/15/17 3:51:36 PM #49: |
Idk
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HylianFox 05/15/17 4:04:28 PM #50: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...ProtoManSPx posted...HylianFox posted...ProtoManSPx posted...HylianFox posted...PoopPotato posted...I have a big head Just thinking of those soft arches against my face, and that maddeningly intoxicating smell is making me wet. --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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