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TwinStars
05/14/17 8:34:09 PM
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Do you have a beautiful penis?
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SSJGrimReaper
05/14/17 8:35:19 PM
#2:


Yeah brother it's like I got Picasso in my fuckin pants
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Feline_Heart
05/14/17 8:36:39 PM
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Yes. His name is Jimmy
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SuperExcitebike
05/14/17 8:37:26 PM
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Yeah I get compliments all the time. Makes it hard to have one night stands bc they love my member
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NOM
05/14/17 8:38:41 PM
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To be completely serious in a joke topic, mine is pretty damn ugly. They already aren't visually appealing, but mine is just... bleh. I'd like to find the doctor that did my circumcision and kick the shit out of him.
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Smashingpmkns
05/14/17 8:39:27 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Yeah brother it's like I got Picasso in my fuckin pants


Uh, pre or post cubism Picasso?
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weapon_d00d816
05/14/17 8:49:51 PM
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My penis is very masculine
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CrimsonAngeI
05/14/17 8:50:03 PM
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No such thing.
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Chicken
05/14/17 8:50:58 PM
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Mine curves a bit to the left.
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prince_leo
05/14/17 8:55:06 PM
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Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left.

same
it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break
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Chicken
05/14/17 8:56:36 PM
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prince_leo posted...
Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left.

same
it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break


Man, I do that too.

Are you me?
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Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:13:21 PM
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I don't know as it has retracted into my body.
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Rowdy54
05/14/17 9:15:10 PM
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My wife seems to like it, so I guess so.
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EverDownward
05/14/17 9:15:25 PM
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No, beautiful penises belong on cute femboys.
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frozenshock
05/14/17 9:15:58 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Yeah brother it's like I got Picasso in my fuckin pants


Uh, pre or post cubism Picasso?


I have the same question.
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Raikuro
05/14/17 9:19:22 PM
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I manage to meet up with guys several times out of my league just because of how aesthetically pleasing it is.
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KogaSteelfang
05/14/17 9:23:17 PM
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I don't know, and it doesn't matter, no ones ever going to see it.
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Monolith1676
05/14/17 9:24:19 PM
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My ex says it is.
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PoopPotato
05/14/17 9:24:30 PM
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Returning_CEmen
05/14/17 9:25:01 PM
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Chicken posted...
prince_leo posted...
Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left.

same
it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break


Man, I do that too.

Are you me?

Penises that curve to a side are fucking disgusting. What are you two doing posting in this topic?
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Chicken
05/15/17 6:42:34 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Chicken posted...
prince_leo posted...
Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left.

same
it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break


Man, I do that too.

Are you me?

Penises that curve to a side are fucking disgusting. What are you two doing posting in this topic?



We're bonding.
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im not 13
05/15/17 6:45:46 AM
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Mine curves up quite a bit

It's annoying because there are some positions that I find uncomfortable but it also makes other positions much more enjoyable than if I had a straight one...or so I've been told.
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awesome999
05/15/17 6:50:26 AM
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Chicken posted...
prince_leo posted...
Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left.

same
it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break


Man, I do that too.

Are you me?

Hey, me too

And I'm pretty sure my penis is objectively ugly
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kingdrake2
05/15/17 6:52:26 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alsDjMxi_IM

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There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation
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545x39
05/15/17 6:53:26 AM
#26:


Beautiful, feminine penises.
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kingdrake2
05/15/17 6:54:33 AM
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545x39 posted...
Beautiful, feminine penises.


damn, that's driving my paranoia level way up ><.
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Cartwheel_Kick
05/15/17 7:06:22 AM
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I've had guys say it's perfect. I wouldn't go that far but I like it

I like my penis
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MARKINGRAM22
05/15/17 8:17:12 AM
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545x39 posted...
Beautiful, feminine penises.


You call it a shenis.
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FF_Redux
05/15/17 8:19:04 AM
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Aye, it's erected short and stout with a slight beautiful upwards angle and a tiny round scar midway on the shaft on topside.
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MARKINGRAM22
05/15/17 8:24:39 AM
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Mine is like 7 to 8 really solid thickness and just veiny enough. I had girls tell me I should make it into a dildo. I think my balls for balls are almost better than my penis is for penis's, and I think it is pretty solid. I feel really lame bragging about my dick...my balls are terrific though.
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MARKINGRAM22
05/15/17 8:25:19 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Aye, it's erected short and stout with a slight beautiful upwards angle and a tiny round scar midway on the shaft on topside.

How'd you get a scar?
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FF_Redux
05/15/17 8:29:07 AM
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MARKINGRAM22 posted...
FF_Redux posted...
Aye, it's erected short and stout with a slight beautiful upwards angle and a tiny round scar midway on the shaft on topside.

How'd you get a scar?


When I was like 5, I got tick on it, my mom removed the tick with some tweezers and got some skin with it :/
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ShinyMuffin
05/15/17 1:01:10 PM
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Most guys in my experience have a curved penis, the straight arrow ones are the uncommon weird ones.
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ShinigamiSoul
05/15/17 1:33:28 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Chicken posted...
prince_leo posted...
Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left.

same
it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break


Man, I do that too.

Are you me?

Penises that curve to a side are fucking disgusting. What are you two doing posting in this topic?

Shut up @Returning_CEmen

Curved ones can be beautiful too
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chill02
05/15/17 1:34:50 PM
#36:


CrimsonAngeI posted...
No such thing.

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Turbam
05/15/17 1:35:24 PM
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Its ruggedly handsome.
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Returning_CEmen
05/15/17 1:49:43 PM
#38:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
Chicken posted...
prince_leo posted...
Chicken posted...
Mine curves a bit to the left.

same
it's not really that bad, but if I push it to the right it starts to gets more and more difficult until i'm afraid it'll break


Man, I do that too.

Are you me?

Penises that curve to a side are fucking disgusting. What are you two doing posting in this topic?

Shut up @Returning_CEmen

Curved ones can be beautiful too

If it curves slightly upwards or downwards, yeah. But to the side, that is horrific.
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ShinigamiSoul
05/15/17 1:54:44 PM
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You're probably thinking of those boomerang curved ones. A slight side curve isn't bad.
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HylianFox
05/15/17 1:55:37 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head

Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too.

ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now...
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ProtoManSPx
05/15/17 3:05:45 PM
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HylianFox posted...
PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head

Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too.

ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now...

I have large glans. :)
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Rabid_Banana
05/15/17 3:11:20 PM
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Mine's p dope
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HylianFox
05/15/17 3:12:40 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head

Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too.

ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now...

I have large glans. :)

His balls were p lickable, too
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ProtoManSPx
05/15/17 3:18:53 PM
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HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head

Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too.

ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now...

I have large glans. :)

His balls were p lickable, too

My balls are p lickable!
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HylianFox
05/15/17 3:20:29 PM
#45:


ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head

Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too.

ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now...

I have large glans. :)

His balls were p lickable, too

My balls are p lickable!

And don't even get me started on his feet.
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ProtoManSPx
05/15/17 3:30:36 PM
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HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head

Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too.

ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now...

I have large glans. :)

His balls were p lickable, too

My balls are p lickable!

And don't even get me started on his feet.

Ohh yes they need attention too.
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Undying
05/15/17 3:46:05 PM
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chill02 posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
No such thing.

Hey, my dick is beautiful! >:[
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Rictor_91
05/15/17 3:48:33 PM
#48:


Undying posted...
chill02 posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
No such thing.

Hey, my dick is beautiful! >:[

Crimson and Chill are projecting.

They think that just because their dicks are ugly that that means everyone's penis is hideous.
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Tappor
05/15/17 3:51:36 PM
#49:


Idk
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HylianFox
05/15/17 4:04:28 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
HylianFox posted...
PoopPotato posted...
I have a big head

Last guy I was with had a large glans, and I told him that too.

ugh, how I wish I had that large glans in my mouth right now...

I have large glans. :)

His balls were p lickable, too

My balls are p lickable!

And don't even get me started on his feet.

Ohh yes they need attention too.

Just thinking of those soft arches against my face, and that maddeningly intoxicating smell is making me wet.
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