Poll of the Day > I bought my wife a wheel chair last week. It will be delivered on Wednesday.

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Zangrief
05/13/17 9:21:56 PM
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Uhh, ask anything you want, I guess.

Just kind of feels weird to make that step in life.
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Hypochondriathe
05/13/17 9:25:04 PM
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How old is she?
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Zangrief
05/13/17 9:29:34 PM
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Hypochondriathe posted...
How old is she?


35.
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helIy
05/13/17 9:30:26 PM
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if she reached as high as she could and as far as she could, what is the square root of 70583
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Zangrief
05/13/17 9:32:00 PM
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helIy posted...
if she reached as high as she could and as far as she could, what is the square root of 70583


23.2757.
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helIy
05/13/17 9:37:42 PM
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i don't believe you

but i also don't want to check for myself
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Zareth
05/13/17 9:39:58 PM
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I thought Moonjay already had like a hover disc that she floats around the house on.
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TheCyborgNinja
05/13/17 10:01:31 PM
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We sold a wheelchair on craigslist. Turns out the people were 3 houses down and just walked over to buy it.
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Zangrief
05/13/17 10:02:25 PM
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helIy posted...
i don't believe you

but i also don't want to check for myself


I never said I'd give correct answers. Or something.

Zareth posted...
I thought Moonjay already had like a hover disc that she floats around the house on.


That's classified government technology. She can't use it outside of the house.

TheCyborgNinja posted...
We sold a wheelchair on craigslist. Turns out the people were 3 houses down and just walked over to buy it.


Heh.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/13/17 10:02:41 PM
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helIy posted...
i don't believe you

but i also don't want to check for myself

It's not
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urmomishawt04
05/13/17 10:58:35 PM
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Zangrief
05/13/17 11:16:10 PM
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urmomishawt04 posted...
why


Exactly.
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Zangrief
05/13/17 11:16:21 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
helIy posted...
i don't believe you

but i also don't want to check for myself

It's not


That's not a question.
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myghostisdead
05/13/17 11:57:01 PM
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Did you buy her a gel cushion to sit on too?
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Jen0125
05/13/17 11:58:10 PM
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Damn that sucks but that's the way of the beast
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Zangrief
05/13/17 11:58:51 PM
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myghostisdead posted...
Did you buy her a gel cushion to sit on too?


Nah. This is her first one. Maybe we'll end up getting one after she gets used to it.
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urmomishawt04
05/13/17 11:59:28 PM
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Zangrief posted...
urmomishawt04 posted...
why


Exactly.


I'm confused.
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Zangrief
05/13/17 11:59:39 PM
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urmomishawt04 posted...
Zangrief posted...
urmomishawt04 posted...
why


Exactly.


I'm confused.


Obviously.
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Mead
05/14/17 12:08:58 AM
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Do you have to sign for the delivery or can they just leave it at your door?
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urmomishawt04
05/14/17 12:09:15 AM
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Zangrief posted...
urmomishawt04 posted...
Zangrief posted...
urmomishawt04 posted...
why


Exactly.


I'm confused.


Obviously.


What is your wife's diagnosis?
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DorkLink
05/14/17 3:23:12 AM
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helIy posted...
i don't believe you

but i also don't want to check for myself


If it's not immediately obvious to you that 23.2757 isn't the square root of 70583 then you're really bad at math
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Zeus
05/14/17 3:26:37 AM
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Why do you only have 103 karma on a 2003 acct?
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Zangrief
05/14/17 3:33:04 AM
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Mead posted...
Do you have to sign for the delivery or can they just leave it at your door?


This will probably be a drop at the door. My wife will be home though.

Zeus posted...
Why do you only have 103 karma on a 2003 acct?


I almost never use this account.
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dragon504
05/14/17 5:03:11 AM
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Zangrief
05/14/17 5:24:17 AM
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dragon504 posted...
Powered or not?


Manual.
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Zangrief
05/14/17 12:40:39 PM
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Boing.
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FrozenBananas
05/14/17 12:45:52 PM
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Wait...did you change your username or did you always have this insanely old alt account?
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Zangrief
05/14/17 12:47:18 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Wait...did you change your username or did you always have this insanely old alt account?


Insanely old alt account.
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Dynalo
05/14/17 12:50:12 PM
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Wheelchairs are fucking expensive.

Hopefully you didn't have to sell your soul to afford one.
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Zangrief
05/14/17 12:59:19 PM
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Dynalo posted...
Wheelchairs are fucking expensive.

Hopefully you didn't have to sell your soul to afford one.


No they aren't. At least not basic ones.

She has no need of motorized at this point.
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Hypochondriathe
05/14/17 1:22:36 PM
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Is she crippled or something?
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DorkLink
05/14/17 1:25:45 PM
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No, she just uses the wheelchair for fun
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Zangrief
05/14/17 1:28:32 PM
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Hypochondriathe posted...
Is she crippled or something?


She had multiple sclerosis.

DorkLink posted...
No, she just uses the wheelchair for fun


And this.
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