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AzureAnihilator 05/13/17 1:23:52 PM #1: |
And he's watching you. Yes, now. Yes, all the time. He created you, and everything around you. You following me? And he's going to send you to hell when you die. It's this big horrible place made of fire where you just get tortured for the rest of eternity.
But hang on, he left me this convenient list of things you're not allowed to do if you want to not go to hell. So you should not do anything on this list. Also there's this book or whatever about him. You should read it. Oh and even if you don't do any of the things you're not allowed to do, you'll still go to hell if you don't ask him to forgive you every weekend and throw money in a bowl and eat a cracker. See, you have to do all this because some other people bullied his kid. But hey, if you don't do any of those things you're not supposed to do, and you throw the money in a bowl and eat your cracker like a good boy, you get to go to heaven. It's like, the opposite of hell. It's this big, warm place where the clouds are made of pillows and all your dreams come true forever. No seriously, trust me on this one. This is totally legit. A bush caught fire and said most of it to a farmer or something. I don't know, I wasn't there. But trust me. Trust me or you'll go to hell. --- You only matter as much as I allow you to matter. Shut your mouth, and know your role. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The23rdMagus 05/13/17 1:24:47 PM #2: |
Because he loves you.
Sorry. Way too prepared to have to "tolerate" fire-and-brimstone street preachers at the next con. --- ~Drewnami: The Drew abides.~ Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains. -Paul Harvey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Medussa 05/13/17 1:26:16 PM #3: |
oh, and don't trust any of those other guys talking about all those other all-powerful beings. they're obviously full of shit.
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hockeybub89 05/13/17 1:27:18 PM #4: |
This could be a hell of a video game.
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Sada_Pop 05/13/17 1:28:10 PM #5: |
I actually got through all that while not being cut one time.
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ShinigamiSoul 05/13/17 1:32:38 PM #6: |
Lol. The only thing that will put you in hell is rejecting Jesus Christ. The only thing that will get you into heaven is accepting Jesus Christ.
Aside from that, works and actions have nothing to do with where you end up for eternity. What your actions on earth DO determine is the degree of punishment you receive in hell or how much treasures you receive in heaven. --- I dont want a sig! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/13/17 1:34:23 PM #7: |
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Lol. The only thing that will put you in hell is rejecting Jesus Christ. The only thing that will get you into heaven is accepting Jesus Christ. Cool story bro. Got even one shred of proof to back it up? --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzureAnihilator 05/13/17 1:35:26 PM #8: |
Medussa posted...
oh, and don't trust any of those other guys talking about all those other all-powerful beings. they're obviously full of shit. Yeah. Obviously. They just plagiarized our guy and changed a few things so nobody would notice. Sada_Pop posted... I actually got through all that while not being cut one time. I keep my edges sharp by using sensitive people as a whetstone. --- You only matter as much as I allow you to matter. Shut your mouth, and know your role. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-GuardianSloth- 05/13/17 1:37:03 PM #9: |
Imagine having to butcher and distort something this much in order to find something wrong with it.
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Lorthremar 05/13/17 1:38:06 PM #10: |
Sada_Pop posted...
I actually got through all that while not being cut one time. damn you're lucky i got cut like six times --- the 9/11 buildings got destroyed in the 9/11 thing - xyphilia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 05/13/17 1:39:20 PM #12: |
Sada_Pop posted...
I actually got through all that while not being cut one time. Why is not being religious and stating how religious concepts work edgy? I don't know how people can legitimately go on about the War on Christianity in America when no one can even talk about being atheist without being called edgy and confrontational. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-GuardianSloth- 05/13/17 1:41:54 PM #13: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
-GuardianSloth- posted...Imagine having to butcher and distort something this much in order to find something wrong with it. Imagine having to pull shit out of your ass to come up with reasons to hate something because you literally know nothing about the subject --- "I think the pokemon company would make more money if they had only 1 game for once." -GameFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 1:41:56 PM #14: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
-GuardianSloth- posted...Imagine having to butcher and distort something this much in order to find something wrong with it. No pretty much the entire thing is an ignorant, disingenuous distortion unworthy of response --- Saloonist, BasileosPetros, KhanJohnson and many more! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShinigamiSoul 05/13/17 1:44:58 PM #15: |
fire_bolt posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...Lol. The only thing that will put you in hell is rejecting Jesus Christ. The only thing that will get you into heaven is accepting Jesus Christ. Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. --- I dont want a sig! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The23rdMagus 05/13/17 1:48:58 PM #16: |
ShinigamiSoul posted...
fire_bolt posted...ShinigamiSoul posted...Lol. The only thing that will put you in hell is rejecting Jesus Christ. The only thing that will get you into heaven is accepting Jesus Christ. Please don't cite the Bible to defend the Bible. It doesn't work like that. --- ~Drewnami: The Drew abides.~ Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains. -Paul Harvey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzureAnihilator 05/13/17 1:49:38 PM #17: |
BostonPaddy posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...-GuardianSloth- posted...Imagine having to butcher and distort something this much in order to find something wrong with it. And yet here you are, responding. Not to me, directly, but by giving your views on the post you are indirectly responding to it. You're harshing my vibes, man. ShinigamiSoul posted... fire_bolt posted...ShinigamiSoul posted...Lol. The only thing that will put you in hell is rejecting Jesus Christ. The only thing that will get you into heaven is accepting Jesus Christ. So if I write a book about my own God, I can use that book as evidence that he's real... wonderful. I'll go get my money bowl ready. --- You only matter as much as I allow you to matter. Shut your mouth, and know your role. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 1:50:52 PM #19: |
I doubt you have ever even read a book, let alone have the capacity to write one.
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-GuardianSloth- 05/13/17 1:51:37 PM #20: |
AzureAnihilator posted...
So if I write a book about my own God, I can use that book as evidence that he's real... wonderful. I'll go get my money bowl ready. The23rdMagus posted... Please don't cite the Bible to defend the Bible. It doesn't work like that. How do you guys believe any history book then? Do you even believe that George Washington existed? --- "I think the pokemon company would make more money if they had only 1 game for once." -GameFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzureAnihilator 05/13/17 1:52:27 PM #21: |
And now we're straight down to attacking me personally. That didn't take long.
Soon I shall be strung up in the town square and my pyre shall be lit. My blaspheming cannot go unpunished. It's totally cool to kill people as long as they don't have the same God as you. --- You only matter as much as I allow you to matter. Shut your mouth, and know your role. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 05/13/17 1:52:58 PM #22: |
Islam is the correct religion.
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 1:53:19 PM #23: |
Name a book that you've read and summarize it.
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The23rdMagus 05/13/17 1:54:03 PM #24: |
-GuardianSloth- posted...
AzureAnihilator posted...So if I write a book about my own God, I can use that book as evidence that he's real... wonderful. I'll go get my money bowl ready. Sources outside of that book. Other books. Records. Documents. Corroborating evidence. --- ~Drewnami: The Drew abides.~ Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains. -Paul Harvey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 1:55:36 PM #26: |
The23rdMagus posted...
-GuardianSloth- posted...AzureAnihilator posted...So if I write a book about my own God, I can use that book as evidence that he's real... wonderful. I'll go get my money bowl ready. So you probably discard most of ancient history then right? --- Saloonist, BasileosPetros, KhanJohnson and many more! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShinigamiSoul 05/13/17 1:56:12 PM #27: |
AzureAnihilator posted...
BostonPaddy posted...DuranOfForcena posted...-GuardianSloth- posted...Imagine having to butcher and distort something this much in order to find something wrong with it. Hmm? And just what is your source for everything you stated in the OP? --- I dont want a sig! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 1:56:14 PM #28: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
BostonPaddy posted...Name a book that you've read and summarize it. I mean this is a pretty simple task. If he can't give a summary of a book, he's the only one who's going to come off looking bad. --- Saloonist, BasileosPetros, KhanJohnson and many more! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-GuardianSloth- 05/13/17 1:58:27 PM #30: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
BostonPaddy posted...Name a book that you've read and summarize it. That's not how burden of proof works. He started the conversation, he should be obligated to disprove it. --- "I think the pokemon company would make more money if they had only 1 game for once." -GameFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 1:59:13 PM #31: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
BostonPaddy posted...DuranOfForcena posted...BostonPaddy posted...Name a book that you've read and summarize it. Why are you getting so defensive for the TC? You think he can't defend himself? I'm starting to think you're insecure because you've never read a book either. --- Saloonist, BasileosPetros, KhanJohnson and many more! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Evolician 05/13/17 1:59:50 PM #33: |
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Lol. The only thing that will put you in hell is rejecting Jesus Christ. The only thing that will get you into heaven is accepting Jesus Christ. So then what happened to all the people who lived and died before Jesus was born? :0 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-GuardianSloth- 05/13/17 1:59:56 PM #34: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
BostonPaddy posted...DuranOfForcena posted...BostonPaddy posted...Name a book that you've read and summarize it. Except that's exactly what TC is asking him to do. You need to slow down, your letting your bias show. --- "I think the pokemon company would make more money if they had only 1 game for once." -GameFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 2:01:16 PM #36: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
BostonPaddy posted...I'm starting to think you're insecure because you've never read a book either. Normally, I'm right actually. --- Saloonist, BasileosPetros, KhanJohnson and many more! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/13/17 2:02:48 PM #38: |
I like how hard the Bible defenders are having to deflect to cover up their utter lack of evidence supporting their "holy book"
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 2:03:02 PM #39: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
BostonPaddy posted...DuranOfForcena posted...BostonPaddy posted...I'm starting to think you're insecure because you've never read a book either. Well I am certainly right about your ignorance, unless you want to prove me wrong by giving me a summary on a book you've read. --- Saloonist, BasileosPetros, KhanJohnson and many more! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-GuardianSloth- 05/13/17 2:03:06 PM #41: |
Evolician posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...Lol. The only thing that will put you in hell is rejecting Jesus Christ. The only thing that will get you into heaven is accepting Jesus Christ. The Patriarchs lived in the time of grace like we do now, they looked forward to Christ's coming as prophesied in Genesis. After the Israelites were freed from Egyptian bondage they were under the law, which showed them that they couldn't save themselves and needed a saviour. After Jesus rose from the grave all we have to do is put our faith in him. --- "I think the pokemon company would make more money if they had only 1 game for once." -GameFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzureAnihilator 05/13/17 2:05:13 PM #44: |
BostonPaddy posted...
Name a book that you've read and summarize it. Which would prove what, beyond that I can google any book and give you a summary of the contents? Let's say I did list a few dozen books off. Your next argument would have been that I had just googled them, and you would continue this sad attempt at bringing me low with irrelevant discussion about my literary experience. Much to your dissatisfaction and my boredom, this conversation is going nowhere fast. If you want to hook me, you're going to need a better bait. --- You only matter as much as I allow you to matter. Shut your mouth, and know your role. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShotOJameson 05/13/17 2:05:33 PM #45: |
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AzureAnihilator 05/13/17 2:07:08 PM #46: |
-GuardianSloth- posted...
Except that's exactly what TC is asking him to do. Please, I encourage you to highlight for me where I've asked him to do anything at all. I can't seem to recall and I even re-read my post to no avail. --- You only matter as much as I allow you to matter. Shut your mouth, and know your role. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BostonPaddy 05/13/17 2:07:23 PM #47: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
BostonPaddy posted...Well I am certainly right about your ignorance, unless you want to prove me wrong by giving me a summary on a book you've read. lmao He can't give a book summary because he's never read one. Or he's still trying to get through this one: --- Saloonist, BasileosPetros, KhanJohnson and many more! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShinigamiSoul 05/13/17 2:08:19 PM #48: |
TC, what's your source for everything you stated in the OP
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-GuardianSloth- 05/13/17 2:09:13 PM #49: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
-GuardianSloth- posted...Except that's exactly what TC is asking him to do. him giving a summary of any random book that he has read has absolutely nothing to do with anything about the conversation he started or the proof or disproof of it TC posted... So if I write a book about my own God, I can use that book as evidence that he's real... wonderful. I'll go get my money bowl ready. OP doesn't owe you anything and isn't obligated to prove anything to you Your double standards are cute but I'm not going to humor you with a response. --- "I think the pokemon company would make more money if they had only 1 game for once." -GameFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 05/13/17 2:09:38 PM #50: |
ShotOJameson posted...
I love when bitter people try to discuss religion. Its hilarious Bitter people are always the funniest when discussing fiction. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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