Current Events > Am I really that weird for asking for no cheese on my burger?

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Jtrunks
05/12/17 1:07:44 AM
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I dont get it. Why is this so hard to comprehend? They fuck this up all the time.

NO. CHEESE. How do you fuck this up so badly?
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chill02
05/12/17 1:08:34 AM
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if they're using american slices, then you're technically not getting cheese
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Dash_Harber
05/12/17 1:08:39 AM
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I don't know. Where I am from, literally every menu separates hamburgers and cheeseburgers. Maybe stop ordering cheeseburgers without cheese?
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Turbam
05/12/17 1:08:44 AM
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"I'd like a double double mccheese burger with no cheese"
-you
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King Rial
05/12/17 1:09:20 AM
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I never have trouble getting burgers without cheese.
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Jtrunks
05/12/17 1:09:36 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
I don't know. Where I am from, literally every menu separates hamburgers and cheeseburgers. Maybe stop ordering cheeseburgers without cheese?


No it is a custom burger. Impossible.
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Old NoiseTank
05/12/17 1:10:31 AM
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would you like cheese with that
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Jtrunks
05/12/17 1:11:23 AM
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King Rial posted...
I never have trouble getting burgers without cheese.


You need to teach me your ways. They 7 times out if ten fuck this up. I also make sure to always say " I wanna HAMBURGER with..." Or "I wanna BURGER with blah blah blah, NO CHEESE... BITCH" Etc etc.
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King Rial
05/12/17 1:19:10 AM
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Where are you ordering from?
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Volkswagen_Bros
05/12/17 1:28:17 AM
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chill02 posted...
if they're using american slices, then you're technically not getting cheese

Underrated post.
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cjsdowg
05/12/17 1:42:03 AM
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Jtrunks posted...


You need to teach me your ways. They 7 times out if ten f*** this up. I also make sure to always say " I wanna HAMBURGER with..." Or "I wanna BURGER with blah blah blah, NO CHEESE... b****" Etc etc.


I feel you, when I use to eat meat they did this all the time. It is like a reflex for many of them. (not saying that in bad way, they just do it so much)
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Jtrunks
05/12/17 2:41:54 AM
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King Rial posted...
Where are you ordering from?


The Cookout, mcd (rarely eat there), chik fil a (they did this earlier today). That's it.

I feel like theyre fucking with me. They probably have a lot of chees'd up patties ready and dont want to drop new ones fresh. Lazy asses.
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cjsdowg
05/12/17 2:44:00 AM
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Jtrunks posted...

The Cookout, mcd (rarely eat there), chik fil a (they did this earlier today). That's it.

I feel like theyre f***ing with me. They probably have a lot of chees'd up patties ready and dont want to drop new ones fresh. Lazy asses.


This is what I use to do, I use to just say Meat and bread, then I would put on everything else when I got home. It is a little hassle but it saved time in the long run from not having to go back and get a new one.
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Jtrunks
05/12/17 2:46:08 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Jtrunks posted...

The Cookout, mcd (rarely eat there), chik fil a (they did this earlier today). That's it.

I feel like theyre f***ing with me. They probably have a lot of chees'd up patties ready and dont want to drop new ones fresh. Lazy asses.


This is what I use to do, I use to just say Meat and bread, then I would put on everything else when I got home. It is a little hassle but it saved time in the long run from not having to go back and get a new one.


Not a bad idea, but I am usually on lunch break at work or going to work when i get food. If im on my way home I just make my own food from scratch.
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SoundNetwork
05/12/17 2:49:01 AM
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I get this feeling when I try to order a sub without lettuce

Before I can even tell them what veggies i want they're already sticking fist fulls of lettuce into my sub
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Jtrunks
05/12/17 2:50:46 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
I get this feeling when I try to order a sub without lettuce

Before I can even tell them what veggies i want they're already sticking fist fulls of lettuce into my sub



Dunno why but this made me lol.
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KillerSlaw
05/12/17 2:51:20 AM
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Turbam posted...
"I'd like a double double mccheese burger with no cheese"
-you


My old boss used to do this because he was scared of getting kidney stones.

I mean, I get why he did it, but he sounded like such a dipshit the way he ordered it.
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BlazeYoungblood
05/12/17 2:52:08 AM
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I'd like a sub with no cheese, lettuce or meat. Love CE
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cjsdowg
05/12/17 2:53:59 AM
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BlazeYoungblood posted...
I'd like a sub with no cheese, lettuce or meat. Love CE


Once I tried to by just the bread and they said they didn't sell it by it's self, I should have ordered a cheep sub and asked for it that way.
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KillerSlaw
05/12/17 2:54:43 AM
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BlazeYoungblood posted...
I'd like a sub with no cheese, lettuce or meat. Love CE


It's for a duck, tho.
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BlazeYoungblood
05/12/17 2:55:45 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
BlazeYoungblood posted...
I'd like a sub with no cheese, lettuce or meat. Love CE


Once I tried to by just the bread and they said they didn't sell it by it's self, I should have ordered a cheep sub and asked for it that way.

On Thursdays they have the 6 inch vegetable-free Vegan sub on special
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HiddenLurker
05/12/17 3:01:21 AM
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If the thing you order does not start with cheese DO NOT MENTION CHEESE.

If it does then yes say No cheese.

Do not mumble.

Do pay attention that there is no noise drowing out your voice in particular watch for cell phones and loud car exhaust.

They should repeat your order as confirmation.

Finally don't speak too fast.
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SoundNetwork
05/12/17 3:01:26 AM
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BlazeYoungblood posted...
I'd like a sub with no cheese, lettuce or meat. Love CE

sometimes people want a salad
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SoundNetwork
05/12/17 3:02:45 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Turbam posted...
"I'd like a double double mccheese burger with no cheese"
-you


My old boss used to do this because he was scared of getting kidney stones.

I mean, I get why he did it, but he sounded like such a dipshit the way he ordered it.

People always stare at me all weird when i order a pizza sub without pizza sauce

I just like the pizza sub meat but I don't to pay extra for the italian bmt. its basically a poor man's italian bmt
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bknight
05/12/17 3:41:48 AM
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Tell them you have a dairy allergy, most places will special order your order so that it doesn't touch cheese at all, or they'll spit in it for you being such an annoying customer, I'd say 75-25 on the odds, but you'll get no cheese for sure.
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Awakened_Link
05/12/17 3:52:17 AM
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I'm the same way, TC. Normally I like cheese in any kind of fashion, but for whatever reason, I don't like cheese on my burgers.
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Jtrunks
05/12/17 5:34:40 AM
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bknight posted...
Tell them you have a dairy allergy, most places will special order your order so that it doesn't touch cheese at all, or they'll spit in it for you being such an annoying customer, I'd say 75-25 on the odds, but you'll get no cheese for sure.


Wouldnt work. My meal came with an oreo milkshake. :/
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Jtrunks
05/12/17 5:35:20 AM
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Awakened_Link posted...
I'm the same way, TC. Normally I like cheese in any kind of fashion, but for whatever reason, I don't like cheese on my burgers.


Oh god. Glad im not alone.
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JE19426
05/12/17 5:40:12 AM
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I actually once ordered from a fast food resturant where cheese normal costs extra and I don't like it, so I don't ask for it. Anyway the food was pretty late so as an "apology" they gave me free cheese. I was pretty annoyed at them. They also added cheese a few times for no reason so I stopped using them.
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Vyrulisse
05/12/17 5:41:53 AM
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I always order something special just to ensure it's freshly made.
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