Current Events > ''If God had wanted birds to fly, he wouldve given them wings or something!''

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Mikablu 05/11/17 12:29:24 PM #1:	I... what? From a coworker who is afraid of birds and claims they aren't natural. <cite>Mikablu posted [p:878897891] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>I... what? From a coworker who is afraid of birds and claims they aren't natural.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/11/17 12:30:53 PM #2:	Probably a Creationist. Harass them until they quit or get them fired. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:878897994] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>Probably a Creationist. Harass them until they quit or get them fired.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/11/17 12:32:12 PM #3:	Seduce them. --- I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:878898063] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>Seduce them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 05/11/17 12:33:31 PM #4:	how can you deny God now? birds have wings thus God wanted them to fly and gave them wings checkmate atheist --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:878898145] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>how can you deny God now? birds have wings thus God wanted them to fly and gave them wings checkmate atheist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gravityfare 05/11/17 12:36:24 PM #5:	I've seen the argument made, The banana is the perfect food. Contours perfectly to the hand. Has its own natural wrapper. Is healthy and abundant. God exists because the Banana is the perfect food for a human to handle and eat. --- No time to freeze undercovers ease up in Grand Prix, and seize packages and pocket the currency. <cite>Gravityfare posted [p:878898313] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>I've seen the argument made, The banana is the perfect food. Contours perfectly to the hand. Has its own natural wrapper. Is healthy and abundant. God exists because the Banana is the perfect food for a human to handle and eat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/11/17 12:37:49 PM #6:	Which is why bananas will be extinct in our lifetimes --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:878898386] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>Which is why bananas will be extinct in our lifetimes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 05/11/17 12:59:18 PM #7:	--- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:878899651] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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philsov 05/11/17 1:09:54 PM #9:	Gravityfare posted... The banana is the perfect food. Contours perfectly to the hand. Has its own natural wrapper. Is healthy and abundant. God exists because the Banana is the perfect food for a human to handle and eat. Which is a lovely argument for ID until we consider anything with spikes, an extremely hard outer shell, or that's naturally abundant yet poisonous/inedible... --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:878900296] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gravityfare posted...</cite> <quote>The banana is the perfect food. Contours perfectly to the hand. Has its own natural wrapper. Is healthy and abundant. God exists because the Banana is the perfect food for a human to handle and eat.</quote> Which is a lovely argument for ID until we consider anything with spikes, an extremely hard outer shell, or that's naturally abundant yet poisonous/inedible...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 05/11/17 1:56:36 PM #10:	we need another plague --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:878902998] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>we need another plague</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 05/11/17 2:17:58 PM #11:	chill02 posted... we need another plague so those who pray for God protection can live while others get plagued and die? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:878904383] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>we need another plague</quote> so those who pray for God protection can live while others get plagued and die?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 05/11/17 2:19:15 PM #12:	fenderbender321 posted... If God had wanted man to fly, he would have given them tickets. Man wasnt meant to fly, so God created United Airlines. --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:878904463] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>If God had wanted man to fly, he would have given them tickets.</quote> Man wasnt meant to fly, so God created United Airlines.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 05/11/17 2:23:17 PM #13:	Almost expected this to be a Trump quote. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:878904689] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>Almost expected this to be a Trump quote.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 05/11/17 2:25:31 PM #14:	This is one of the things that pushed me away from religion. Too often it seems like people just use God as a way to justify whatever screwed up thoughts are in their heads. --- http://i.imgur.com/ByKGlJb.gif http://i.imgur.com/nZdaA8D.gif http://i.imgur.com/VBLBILg.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:878904825] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>This is one of the things that pushed me away from religion. Too often it seems like people just use God as a way to justify whatever screwed up thoughts are in their heads.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 05/11/17 2:37:43 PM #15:	philsov posted... Gravityfare posted... The banana is the perfect food. Contours perfectly to the hand. Has its own natural wrapper. Is healthy and abundant. God exists because the Banana is the perfect food for a human to handle and eat. Which is a lovely argument for ID until we consider anything with spikes, an extremely hard outer shell, or that's naturally abundant yet poisonous/inedible... Or consider the fact that organisms evolve to suit their environment, so the hand would have been made for the banana if anything. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:878905690] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote><cite>philsov posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gravityfare posted...</cite> <quote>The banana is the perfect food. Contours perfectly to the hand. Has its own natural wrapper. Is healthy and abundant. God exists because the Banana is the perfect food for a human to handle and eat.</quote> Which is a lovely argument for ID until we consider anything with spikes, an extremely hard outer shell, or that's naturally abundant yet poisonous/inedible...</quote> Or consider the fact that organisms evolve to suit their environment, so the hand would have been made for the banana if anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Samurontai 05/11/17 2:40:39 PM #16:	"If God wanted men to suffer in life and then the after life, she'd have given them a pretty large chance of getting cancer, or having some other fucked up shit happening to them and then he would have invented hell as an afterlife!" Oh wait... I forgot that Gid actually does hate us --- http://i.imgur.com/Scl5rwX.gif http://i.imgur.com/Fjgt7Qq.gif http://i.imgur.com/NidhAni.gif http://i.imgur.com/IGIbQPk.gif <cite>Samurontai posted [p:878905919] in ''If God h... [t:75334970]...</cite> <quote>"If God wanted men to suffer in life and then the after life, she'd have given them a pretty large chance of getting cancer, or having some other fucked up shit happening to them and then he would have invented hell as an afterlife!" Oh wait... I forgot that Gid actually does hate us</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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