Poll of the Day > What's the worst thing you've ever blurted out without thinking?

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As a kid or recently.
I'll go first.
Me: "Hey grandma how is Duncan doing?" (KNOWING FULL WELL HE WAS DEAD)
Grandma: "He's dead."

Now you! :D
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I accidentally made a death-related joke in front of a good friend whose sister had recently passed away. :(
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I made a dead dad joke knowing full well my friend's dad was dead.


it was like "so, what, your dad die?" because he was saying he didn't know how to be a dad

and he just looked at me and said "yes. he did. the fuck dude"
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I said suck my dick very loudly in response to something forgetting that I was surrounded by young children
the funny thing is I almost never say that ever, even by myself its just not really in my vocab
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I once said in a wedding video of a friend that he should wrap his dick up so they weren't cranking out any babies.

His brother in law was coming around asking people to say shit to the camera and I said, "Wrap it up. We don't need anymore babies."
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Made fun of a name a group of friends kept mentioning in a conversation I was passively following. I said "someone named their child that?"

And one of the dudes was like "yeah, that's my wife's name".
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I once told the president of the company one of her favorite managers was lying to her.
Yeah that was stupid, i was dismissed 2 days later. Probably would have been the next day if i didn't have a doctor's appointment so i was out that day.
Worked there as a senior developer for 10 years, out in a day.
Moral of the story, keep your head down and don't say shit, your only there for a paycheck, nothing else.
Also, never believe your coworkers when they say they'll defend you, they won't.
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A former (obviously former) girlfriend asked me why I wouldn't eat her out. I told her "private area" smelled bad and looked really dirty.
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I was annoyed with my fiancé last night because she was upset over something so miniscule during our night out and I said to her "maybe we need to just have some time away from each other" and next thing I know she slept on the couch last night and hasn't spoken to me today.

Day 5 of vacation should be fun!
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This is extremely embarrassing but it did happen

friend got a new job at the mall at a store. Before they had to get ready to close her coworkers went on a break leaving just her for about ten minutes. It was five minutes before they had to close and there were about 5 people still in the store, then me.

She said to me "ugh I wish these people would leave" so out of nowhere I shouted 'alright, time to leave everybody"

and the people that were in the store gave me a weird look, didnt say anything to her, and just left.

God damn how embarassing. I didnt get in trouble nor did she but I still cringe when i remember this.

argonautweakend posted...

This is extremely embarrassing but it did happen

friend got a new job at the mall at a store. Before they had to get ready to close her coworkers went on a break leaving just her for about ten minutes. It was five minutes before they had to close and there were about 5 people still in the store, then me.

She said to me "ugh I wish these people would leave" so out of nowhere I shouted 'alright, time to leave everybody"

and the people that were in the store gave me a weird look, didnt say anything to her, and just left.

God damn how embarassing. I didnt get in trouble nor did she but I still cringe when i remember this.

Dude she probably probably wanted the D after that
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argonautweakend posted...

This is extremely embarrassing but it did happen

friend got a new job at the mall at a store. Before they had to get ready to close her coworkers went on a break leaving just her for about ten minutes. It was five minutes before they had to close and there were about 5 people still in the store, then me.

She said to me "ugh I wish these people would leave" so out of nowhere I shouted 'alright, time to leave everybody"

and the people that were in the store gave me a weird look, didnt say anything to her, and just left.

God damn how embarassing. I didnt get in trouble nor did she but I still cringe when i remember this.

Not embarassing, probably should have asked for her number afterwards.
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I knew the girl, she was my friend.

I feel embarassed because I could have easily gotten her fired or had somebody yell at me. I cringe when I think about this.

maybe im overreacting

I was with my friend like 8 or 9 years ago and we were talking about a guy we both knew in high school who had recently committed suicide. He threatened my friend and my friend reported him to school staff and got him expelled. His life went downhill after that. Like the dumb dumb I am, I blurted out "hey, you kind of set him on the road to killing himself I guess."
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I accidentally told my ex girlfriend I'd leave her if she ever got fat
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Oh! I totally forgot about this one.

When I was a teenager, I briefly worked as a caregiver in this home for mentally/physically handicapped folks. There was this one guy, Jon, who was in his late 40's as I recall. Completely blind and a somewhat minor mental handicap- to the point that he knew what was going on but not enough that he could take care of himself.

Anyway, one night I had gone into his room to help him get cleaned up after dinner and ready for bed. As I walk out I stop by the door with my finger on the lightswitch and say, "Do you want the lights on or off?"

Him - "Uh...off..."

So I flip the light off and leave. It wasn't until like three days later that I saw him again and realized what a stupid question that was.
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Smarkil posted...

Oh! I totally forgot about this one.

When I was a teenager, I briefly worked as a caregiver in this home for mentally/physically handicapped folks. There was this one guy, Jon, who was in his late 40's as I recall. Completely blind and a somewhat minor mental handicap- to the point that he knew what was going on but not enough that he could take care of himself.

Anyway, one night I had gone into his room to help him get cleaned up after dinner and ready for bed. As I walk out I stop by the door with my finger on the lightswitch and say, "Do you want the lights on or off?"

Him - "Uh...off..."

So I flip the light off and leave. It wasn't until like three days later that I saw him again and realized what a stupid question that was.

XD Omg that's hilarious
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When I was in junior high I saw a guy I knew that was a little older than I wearing a suit. I asked "What, you going to a funeral?"

Yeah, I called that.

Probably a scream in terror at someone's ugly rat face. I smoothed it over by saying I wasn't paying attention and when they turned it startled me.
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>Feels someone bump into me
>Steps out of the way
>"Ooops, sorry, didn't see ya' there" as I step aside
>Turn my head and get a look at this 400lb woman Godzilla-ing past me

EDIT: That's probably not the worst, but usually when I blurt out horrible things, I make new friends.
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I actually rarely say anything embarrassing out loud, just because I don't speak much and tend to keep a lid on my feelings/opinions unless I feel they need to be spoken.
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I once told a joke about Muslim extremist right before I had to take a big test. Completely oblivious that the instructor was in earshot of me. The instructor of course being a very devout Muslim.
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SilverClock posted...

Me: "Hey grandma how is Duncan doing?" (KNOWING FULL WELL HE WAS DEAD)

What the fuck.
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as a kid, there was a stupid situation where a friend of mine was trying to decide really hard how to safely dispose of a knife, to keep it out of reach of the younger kids. I felt spending that much time thinking about it was irritatingly stupid; just put it on a high shelf or in a drawer somewhere and be done with it.

to express this irritation I said "well, what are you going to do with it, kill <name of other friend>?". the logic behind the phrasing being to express something like "why are you thinking so hard about it, just put it somewhere, obviously; it's not like you should do <really stupid idea> with it... what's to think about?". I was grounded for the rest of the day for my poor phrasing.
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AwesomeTurtwig posted...

SilverClock posted...

Me: "Hey grandma how is Duncan doing?" (KNOWING FULL WELL HE WAS DEAD)

What the fuck.

Yeaa I was 8 or 9 at the time. I was on the phone with her with my mom standing nearby, and my mom was like wtf. When I was about 6 or 7 a bag of M&Ms went missing at school, and without thinking, I instantly said "OH I BET MRS. SO AND SO TOOK IT BECAUSE SHE'S BIG, FAT, AND UGLY!"
Which, I didn't actually believe at all. I've come to the conclusion that I was possessed by a demon as a child.
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SinisterSlay posted...

I once told the president of the company one of her favorite managers was lying to her.
Yeah that was stupid, i was dismissed 2 days later. Probably would have been the next day if i didn't have a doctor's appointment so i was out that day.
Worked there as a senior developer for 10 years, out in a day.
Moral of the story, keep your head down and don't say shit, your only there for a paycheck, nothing else.
Also, never believe your coworkers when they say they'll defend you, they won't.

What was the manager lying about?
*** Pulls up a pillow and sits down***
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

SinisterSlay posted...

I once told the president of the company one of her favorite managers was lying to her.
Yeah that was stupid, i was dismissed 2 days later. Probably would have been the next day if i didn't have a doctor's appointment so i was out that day.
Worked there as a senior developer for 10 years, out in a day.
Moral of the story, keep your head down and don't say shit, your only there for a paycheck, nothing else.
Also, never believe your coworkers when they say they'll defend you, they won't.

What was the manager lying about?
*** Pulls up a pillow and sits down***

Deadlines and forcing overtime. We were way behind schedule.
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me to my ex: did you know my sister hates you a lot

it has been many years since, and strangely enough I did manage to work things out but to this day I have absolutely no idea why I said that. Even though it was kind of true and my sis is probably happy we eventually broke up
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