Current Events > Lemme tell you. Men. Can't live with them. Can't live without them.

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You have a great time together but then he starts doing "the hot-and-cold thing" and sends mixed signals so fucking mixed they seem to come straight from a blender. And I don't want empty shallow hook-ups. I'm done with guys. Over 'em. I'm gonna be a love island. Love by myself out there on the sea. No cute smiling brown eyed huggable tight bodied fella ruining my groove. Ciao bello.
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Switch to women. I'll even double team 'em with you. They come for your boyish charm and accent, they stay for my hairy body and large member.
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The pole dance guy didn't work out?
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Tell him that you want straight answers.
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_Krave_ posted...

Switch to women. I'll even double team 'em with you. They come for your boyish charm and accent, they stay for my hairy body and large member.

But I am zero attracted to women.


FF_Redux posted...

The pole dance guy didn't work out?

He will have to get his act together if it is to work.


Foppe posted...

Tell him that you want straight answers.

I am tomorrow.
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Foppe posted...

Tell him that you want gay answers.

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Describe the typical type of guy you want.

And be honest. That's the part a lot of complainers slip up on...
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no way, the hot azn guy ghosted?
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OpShaft posted...

Foppe posted...

Tell him that you want gay answers.

Straight gay answers?
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ClockworkHare posted...

Describe the typical type of guy you want.

And be honest. That's the part a lot of complainers slip up on...

Appearance: He is cute in a boyish charming way. He works out in some fashion and stays in shape but I don't want a ripped "Adonis". A swimmer or dancer body is niiiiice. I've been attracted to guys of all "races" so I don't have a strong preference there. But I tend to hit it off better emotionally with non-white guys tbh. And dark hair is nice. Curly hair is another physical trait which catch my eye.

Personality: Most guys I've dated have turned out to be overly dramatic, but I want a guy who is more down to earth and relaxed. He should be able to goof around and not always be super serious about himself. He should have career goals of some kind - you know, have a profession he's into and wanna do well in. Fellow health-care workers tend to get along with me cuz it is a weird field in a way and we understand each other. I'm a dork and a nerd so he should preferably at least play videogames or be willing to show an interest in those kind of things.
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Parappa09 posted...

no way, the hot azn guy ghosted?

It is increasingly seeming that way :/
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Well BL, if I had a swimmer's or a Dancer's body that would be me :p

But seriously, it's unfortunate to hear it is not working out with this new fella you are seeing. Hopefully the talk you have with him will open everyone's eyes and things will move in a positive direction.
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BalanceLost posted...

Parappa09 posted...

no way, the hot azn guy ghosted?

It is increasingly seeming that way :/

that sucks

BL you need a wingman to help you avoid fuckboys
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ah. gay people. you guys are cool. i just ask you keep the imagery down to a minimum. i do not like the male form

That sucks man.

Maybe there is a correlation to the type of guys you want physically and their personality.
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OpShaft posted...

Foppe posted...

Tell him that you want gay answers.

Damn it. I was going to make this joke
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Biggest problem with men is that they always feel like they gotta make more money than you
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