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YoshitoKikuchi
05/05/17 6:22:56 PM
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You can't put any of it in a bank or investment account.

What do you spend it on?
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NathanX95
05/05/17 6:25:34 PM
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Probably just buy gold with it if that's allowed.
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UrCa1988
05/05/17 6:26:09 PM
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Buy a house, gold the rest.
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Mist_Turnips
05/05/17 6:27:40 PM
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1 million dollars of planted trees, then burn them all.
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electricbugs2
05/05/17 6:29:14 PM
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tremain07
05/05/17 6:29:30 PM
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How do we explain this sudden rise in wealth of the police, IRS, banks, relatives,friends and every other person around us?You can't exactly go on a massive spending spree like buying a car, a house some major piece of technology. Stores these days actually call the police on suspicious looking people who spend a ridiculous amount of money with no way to explain it. Buy expensive clothing? The clerk will look at the price and ask what do you do to be able to afford those sick dudes especially for a youngster even more if said person is a minority. My brother go stopped by the police because they think he stole the 2013 expedition that he was driving for my aunt.
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Soviet_Poland
05/05/17 6:35:55 PM
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I mean can't you just buy a 1 million dollar home and keep it via the equity?
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prince_leo
05/05/17 6:36:16 PM
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electricbugs2
05/05/17 6:38:30 PM
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prince_leo posted...
eww, used

Getting a new one is essentially impossible unless you order one custom.

The ones on the lot have always been test driven and stuff like that since inventories for dealers like that would be small as hell.

This is simply the most expensive one for sale in Canada that's already made.
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garan
05/05/17 6:39:32 PM
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Assuming I don't cheat buy buying gold or bitcoins or something like that...

I'd buy a house, a nice car or 2, a really great top of the line PC, the usual stuff. Since I wouldn't be close to spending it all, I'd buy a bunch of random stuff & maybe book some expensive vacations or something.
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Butterfiles
05/05/17 6:40:53 PM
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around here i could buy a house and be completely through with it
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chill02
05/05/17 7:04:44 PM
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I bet on the Knicks
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jenningsnash313
05/05/17 7:05:31 PM
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Buy a house and a car, put the rest into student loans.

Any leftover money goes to buying rare video games.
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GOATSLAYER
05/05/17 7:08:20 PM
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Spend 400k on a house and furniture for the house and spend the rest of the money on lottery tickets
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organicbamf
05/05/17 7:09:10 PM
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Spooking posted...
Buy bitcoins. Sell them later on.


that's investing
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Distant_Rainbow
05/05/17 7:09:38 PM
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Probably gold, or real estate.
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CroDalmatinac
05/05/17 7:09:50 PM
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Buy a building. Collect rent.
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Turbam
05/05/17 7:10:24 PM
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Buy house
Pay off parents house
Get parents brand new car
Get friends a brand new car
Buy a prostitute to play games with
Buy Zelda's Adventure
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MC_BatCommander
05/05/17 7:10:27 PM
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House, pay off car, new car for wife, rest spent on Steam.

Done!
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Kirby
05/05/17 7:11:48 PM
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$1 million of Blockbuster gift cards
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