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fire_bolt 05/03/17 1:17:14 AM #1:	So he can qualify to work from home, and his target "fat" weight is still less than your current weight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MEj9f8PXY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_rF4kcqLkI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74sT4I0Yk0 Feels bad man :( --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix <cite>fire_bolt posted [p:878375104] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>So he can qualify to work from home, and his target "fat" weight is still less than your current weight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MEj9f8PXY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_rF4kcqLkI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74sT4I0Yk0 Feels bad man :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 05/03/17 1:18:25 AM #2:	Uhh dad. You're on the towel rack. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:878375160] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>Uhh dad. You're on the towel rack.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 05/03/17 1:18:26 AM #3:	Check yourself --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:878375161] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>Check yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__aCEr__ 05/03/17 1:33:26 AM #5:	I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:878375772] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 05/03/17 1:37:29 AM #6:	do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... http://i.imgur.com/7GPFCqY.gifv http://i.imgur.com/bfxtwGf.jpg <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:878375947] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 05/03/17 3:22:15 AM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C40CfAu-xOQ --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:878379047] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C40CfAu-xOQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 05/03/17 8:52:37 AM #8:	__aCEr__ posted... I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman. Look! He's trying to get up to yell at us. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:878386508] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>__aCEr__ posted...</cite> <quote>I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman.</quote>Look! He's trying to get up to yell at us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj 05/03/17 8:56:37 AM #9:	Freddie_Mercury posted... do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick I wash myself with a rag on a stick. <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:878386626] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick</quote> I wash myself with a rag on a stick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 05/03/17 8:57:05 AM #10:	Smithers who is this gigantic gastropod? --- I should not walk so a child may live. <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:878386643] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>Smithers who is this gigantic gastropod?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake 05/03/17 8:58:47 AM #11:	One of the funniest gags in the whole series Lisa: "My dads not some kind of food craved monster!" Looks out window of bus to see Homer in an ice cream van eating an ice cream cone Homer: "Oh, that's so good" --- Under a cold October sky, I wait I had ice cream with quincy2000a! <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:878386704] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>One of the funniest gags in the whole series Lisa: "My dads not some kind of food craved monster!" Looks out window of bus to see Homer in an ice cream van eating an ice cream cone Homer: "Oh, that's so good"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 05/03/17 9:52:44 AM #12:	I thought you told mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:878388756] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>I thought you told mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 05/03/17 9:56:41 AM #13:	To order the magic dialing wand please mash the numbers now. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:878388928] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>To order the magic dialing wand please mash the numbers now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 05/03/17 10:01:02 AM #14:	fire_bolt posted... So he can qualify to work from home, and his target "fat" weight is still less than your current weight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MEj9f8PXY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_rF4kcqLkI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74sT4I0Yk0 Feels bad man :( Fucking tell me about it. I knew where this was going from the topic title. Yeah, take comfort that Homer is canonically like 5'10 or something a little short, and also the writers just didn't know what they were talking about as much. Fat homer should really weight as much as somebody like boogie2988 which is like 550 lbs. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori http://i.imgur.com/TheGsZ9.gif <cite>joe40001 posted [p:878389120] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>fire_bolt posted...</cite> <quote>So he can qualify to work from home, and his target "fat" weight is still less than your current weight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MEj9f8PXY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_rF4kcqLkI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74sT4I0Yk0 Feels bad man :(</quote> Fucking tell me about it. I knew where this was going from the topic title. Yeah, take comfort that Homer is canonically like 5'10 or something a little short, and also the writers just didn't know what they were talking about as much. Fat homer should really weight as much as somebody like boogie2988 which is like 550 lbs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/03/17 10:06:22 AM #15:	The day I lost my innocence was the day that I watched this episode and 'normal' Homer was only 2 inches shorter than me but weighed the same bawls And the line 'Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far' will always crack me up no matter how many times I hear it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:878389343] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>The day I lost my innocence was the day that I watched this episode and 'normal' Homer was only 2 inches shorter than me but weighed the same bawls And the line 'Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far' will always crack me up no matter how many times I hear it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 05/03/17 10:07:53 AM #16:	part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:878389406] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snesmaster40 05/03/17 10:08:35 AM #17:	The telephone joke was pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSVS9CJyPc --- Vinesauce Joel's reaction to "7 GRAND DAD" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0 <cite>snesmaster40 posted [p:878389436] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>The telephone joke was pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSVS9CJyPc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faizan_faizan 05/03/17 10:08:56 AM #18:	FrenchCrunch posted... part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin Good thing I never let myself get fat in the first place --- Allergic to bull****. <cite>faizan_faizan posted [p:878389455] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote>part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin</quote> Good thing I never let myself get fat in the first place</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 05/03/17 10:09:56 AM #19:	snesmaster40 posted... The telephone joke was pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSVS9CJyPc And the fact that those are still the biggest buttons I have ever seen on a phone and he's still pushing like 4 at a time with one finger. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:878389505] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>snesmaster40 posted...</cite> <quote>The telephone joke was pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSVS9CJyPc</quote>And the fact that those are still the biggest buttons I have ever seen on a phone and he's still pushing like 4 at a time with one finger.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 05/03/17 10:11:10 AM #20:	faizan_faizan posted... FrenchCrunch posted... part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin Good thing I never let myself get fat in the first place yea i did a lot of damage as a kid and then kept up with that pace for a while <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:878389562] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>faizan_faizan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote>part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin</quote> Good thing I never let myself get fat in the first place</quote> yea i did a lot of damage as a kid and then kept up with that pace for a while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 05/03/17 10:12:31 AM #21:	faizan_faizan posted... FrenchCrunch posted... part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin Good thing I never let myself get fat in the first place Yeah but to be fair being thin or fat is most times a product of a lifestyle you were raised in and trained to, so it's not like he's a lazy shitbag because he, like you, just were in the habit of living a certain way. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori http://i.imgur.com/TheGsZ9.gif <cite>joe40001 posted [p:878389612] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>faizan_faizan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote>part of my motivation to lose weight when i finally started was that i weighed more than fat cartoon dads like homer simpson and peter griffin</quote> Good thing I never let myself get fat in the first place</quote> Yeah but to be fair being thin or fat is most times a product of a lifestyle you were raised in and trained to, so it's not like he's a lazy shitbag because he, like you, just were in the habit of living a certain way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
S1nharvest 05/03/17 10:13:39 AM #22:	NOW WHERE'S THAT CAKE? Homer... --- All Hail King Ghidorah, the Monster Zero GT: KingxGeedorah - Psn: Sin_Ghidorah - http://i.imgur.com/k4Mc2.png <cite>S1nharvest posted [p:878389666] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote>NOW WHERE'S THAT CAKE? Homer...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 05/03/17 10:17:55 AM #23:	S1nharvest posted... NOW WHERE'S THAT CAKE? Homer... There's no cake. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:878389838] in TFW you re... [t:75305979]...</cite> <quote><cite>S1nharvest posted...</cite> <quote>NOW WHERE'S THAT CAKE? Homer...</quote>There's no cake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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