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AlephZero
04/30/17 6:49:46 PM
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http://www.vulture.com/2017/04/samantha-bee-alternate-universe-hillary-clinton-president.html

liberals are mentally ill
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Rabid_Banana
04/30/17 6:50:12 PM
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It's still her turn #abuela
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AlephZero
04/30/17 6:50:54 PM
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who posted
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Axiom
04/30/17 6:52:20 PM
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The most miraculous thing Trump has ever done is make her funny. Her show really sucked until Trump gave her so much material
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CrimsonAngeI
04/30/17 6:52:58 PM
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You realize she's a comedian right?
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AlephZero
04/30/17 6:53:26 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
You realize she's a comedian right?

isn't comedy supposed to be funny, not sad
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Mr Sandbag
04/30/17 6:53:40 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
You realize she's a comedian right?


She is?
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Doom_Art
04/30/17 6:56:43 PM
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A hundred days. We’re just three menstrual cycles into this presidency


It must be tough being the most hated person in Washington and even tougher for Ted Cruz having to relinquish that title to someone else.


During President Clinton’s first 100 days in office, she’s focused on — well, you know, she’s gotten a lot done. Honestly, I don’t really know. It’s overly complicated and dull and I’m bored shitless. I almost feel like I’d rather have an idiot like Trump in charge just for the excitement.


“She also raised eyebrows when [Chelsea] put her husband Marc Mezvinsky in charge of brokering peace in the Middle East. Ha, just kidding. That’s so stupid.”


And don’t forget to tip your waiter, James Comey.



Lol these are good what are you on about
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billcom6
04/30/17 6:57:01 PM
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why is TC so triggered?
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CrimsonAngeI
04/30/17 6:57:47 PM
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AlephZero posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
You realize she's a comedian right?

isn't comedy supposed to be funny, not sad

Mr Sandbag posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
You realize she's a comedian right?


She is?

I never said she was a good one.
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Questionmarktarius
04/30/17 6:59:56 PM
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The first hundred days of President Hillary would be mostly nothing but finger-pointing and name-calling, mostly due to the republicans holding both houses.
Also we'd either be on our seventh or eighth denied supreme court justice, or still no confirmation vote at all on the first one.
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iPhone_7
04/30/17 6:59:57 PM
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The video was pretty funny.
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AlephZero
04/30/17 7:00:41 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
It must be tough being the most hated person in Washington and even tougher for Ted Cruz having to relinquish that title to someone else.

this one is pretty funny tbh i will give her that one
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CryoForceOmelet
04/30/17 7:01:07 PM
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It's a pretty sad/pathetic read. Ted Cruz joke was good tho
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Paper_Okami
04/30/17 7:01:58 PM
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Cringe.

I liked Samantha Bee on the Daily Show a lot. Always thought she should get her own show, I was wrong.
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Rabid_Banana
04/30/17 7:02:00 PM
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where do you lean iykwim
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Lorenzo_2003
04/30/17 7:05:45 PM
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Honestly, I feel a bit sorry for Chelsea Handler. I think she's still in shock. Her worldview got turned upside down and it's just too much to take. Maybe the worst part of it is that Trump winning equals a goldmine of comedic material for her to consume and regurgitate, but that means reliving the pain of the election loss over and over again. The same is true for Oliver and Colbert. The situation is great financially, but it can't be good for their mental state.
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billcom6
04/30/17 7:22:26 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Honestly, I feel a bit sorry for Chelsea Handler. I think she's still in shock. Her worldview got turned upside down and it's just too much to take. Maybe the worst part of it is that Trump winning equals a goldmine of comedic material for her to consume and regurgitate, but that means reliving the pain of the election loss over and over again. The same is true for Oliver and Colbert. The situation is great financially, but it can't be good for their mental state.

lol this guy
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Mal_Fet
04/30/17 7:40:57 PM
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God that was cringetastic

Samantha is acting more pathetic than Bill O'Reilly did after Obama was reelected.
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Rabid_Banana
04/30/17 8:05:47 PM
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Axiom posted...
The most miraculous thing Trump has ever done is make her funny. Her show really sucked until Trump gave her so much material


Comedians who need trump for material aren't good comedians
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gguirao
05/02/17 5:47:14 PM
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AlephZero posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
You realize she's a comedian right?

isn't comedy supposed to be funny, not sad

She's a political satirist. If you think her material is bad, it's only because it reflects how terrible the government is.
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N1NJAREB0RN
05/02/17 5:53:16 PM
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Samantha Bee is a stupid bitch who should be glad that Trump is president because she's gonna get to do her dumb show for 4 years because of it. If Hillary had been elected she would have faded into obscurity by now.
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