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Syncronous 04/30/17 1:46:02 AM #1:	Fold or crumple Fold Crumple I don't wipe View Results I don't wipe, but when I do, I crumple. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878179458] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote> Fold or crumple Fold Crumple I don't wipe View Results I don't wipe, but when I do, I crumple.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 04/30/17 1:48:34 AM #2:	Only uncivilized savages don't fold their toilet paper neatly :< --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:878179550] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>Only uncivilized savages don't fold their toilet paper neatly :<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shnangyboos 04/30/17 1:52:12 AM #4:	I just crumple. No time for all that fancy folding nonsense the elites speak of. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:878179688] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>I just crumple. No time for all that fancy folding nonsense the elites speak of.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MB2012 04/30/17 1:54:07 AM #5:	Been taking Metamucil, that shit makes me not need toilet paper, but I still wipe once to make sure, and when I do, I fold it. --- http://i.imgur.com/tlw68dTh.jpg Definitely not a furry. <cite>MB2012 posted [p:878179764] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>Been taking Metamucil, that shit makes me not need toilet paper, but I still wipe once to make sure, and when I do, I fold it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 04/30/17 7:34:49 AM #6:	I fold it into a swan sometimes a flower, but mainly a swan --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:878187366] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>I fold it into a swan sometimes a flower, but mainly a swan</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/30/17 7:36:26 AM #7:	DuranOfForcena posted... what? neither. i just drop it into the toilet bowl. So you don't wipe? ok --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:878187403] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>what? neither. i just drop it into the toilet bowl.</quote> So you don't wipe? ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 04/30/17 7:58:27 AM #8:	if you crumple it, how are you going to inspect it to know if you're clean or not yet <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:878187849] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>if you crumple it, how are you going to inspect it to know if you're clean or not yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 04/30/17 8:00:47 AM #9:	I don't wipe. Poop gun an the way. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:878187896] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>I don't wipe. Poop gun an the way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faizan_faizan 04/30/17 8:22:25 AM #10:	How do you guys still not use a bidet? You just smear the poop all over your crack and wait for it to turn dry, what about the crust? --- Allergic to bull****. <cite>faizan_faizan posted [p:878188341] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>How do you guys still not use a bidet? You just smear the poop all over your crack and wait for it to turn dry, what about the crust?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 04/30/17 8:33:40 AM #11:	Hexenherz posted... if you crumple it, how are you going to inspect it to know if you're clean or not yet I wasn't aware that crumpling somehow had electromagnetic effects like masking the visual color of poo. --- I call them boob implants because saying I'm getting a boobilicious chest full of science isn't likely to catch your attention. -gunplagirl <cite>Kineth posted [p:878188607] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>if you crumple it, how are you going to inspect it to know if you're clean or not yet</quote> I wasn't aware that crumpling somehow had electromagnetic effects like masking the visual color of poo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cartwheel_Kick 04/30/17 8:56:41 AM #12:	i used to crumple but it's just much more efficient to fold rather than have a bunchy mess of a surface <cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted [p:878189164] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>i used to crumple but it's just much more efficient to fold rather than have a bunchy mess of a surface</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syncronous 04/30/17 6:47:38 PM #14:	DuranOfForcena posted... i still really don't understand this. why do either? why not just simply drop the piece of toilet paper in the bowl after you wipe? are you doing something else with the piece of toilet paper besides that, that necessitates folding or crumpling? It's to my understanding that people who wipe like to use every last bit of toilet paper before throwing it down into the toilet, so they'll wipe once, check to see the fecal residue, then either fold or crumple the same paper and wipe again. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878218100] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>i still really don't understand this. why do either? why not just simply drop the piece of toilet paper in the bowl after you wipe? are you doing something else with the piece of toilet paper besides that, that necessitates folding or crumpling?</quote> It's to my understanding that people who wipe like to use every last bit of toilet paper before throwing it down into the toilet, so they'll wipe once, check to see the fecal residue, then either fold or crumple the same paper and wipe again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GhettoFlip 04/30/17 6:49:34 PM #15:	Syncronous posted... DuranOfForcena posted... i still really don't understand this. why do either? why not just simply drop the piece of toilet paper in the bowl after you wipe? are you doing something else with the piece of toilet paper besides that, that necessitates folding or crumpling? It's to my understanding that people who wipe like to use every last bit of toilet paper before throwing it down into the toilet, so they'll wipe once, check to see the fecal residue, then either fold or crumple the same paper and wipe again. what the hell are you guys talking about --- #linning <cite>GhettoFlip posted [p:878218221] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>i still really don't understand this. why do either? why not just simply drop the piece of toilet paper in the bowl after you wipe? are you doing something else with the piece of toilet paper besides that, that necessitates folding or crumpling?</quote> It's to my understanding that people who wipe like to use every last bit of toilet paper before throwing it down into the toilet, so they'll wipe once, check to see the fecal residue, then either fold or crumple the same paper and wipe again.</quote> what the hell are you guys talking about</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 04/30/17 6:56:41 PM #16:	DuranOfForcena posted... i still really don't understand this. why do either? why not just simply drop the piece of toilet paper in the bowl after you wipe? are you doing something else with the piece of toilet paper besides that, that necessitates folding or crumpling? The topic is discussing whether when obtaining TP, you fold or crumble it before you use it to wipe. In both instances people are throwing it into the bowl when they're done. (On a side note, some countries with poor septic pressures do not toss it into the bowl, otherwise it'll clog). The correct answer is fold because of the increased surface area. Everything comes into contact with the TP, as opposed to crumbling which is faster than folding, but leaves creases where you may not be wiping and you leave behind poo matter around your anus. --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:878218634] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>i still really don't understand this. why do either? why not just simply drop the piece of toilet paper in the bowl after you wipe? are you doing something else with the piece of toilet paper besides that, that necessitates folding or crumpling?</quote> The topic is discussing whether when obtaining TP, you fold or crumble it before you use it to wipe. In both instances people are throwing it into the bowl when they're done. (On a side note, some countries with poor septic pressures do not toss it into the bowl, otherwise it'll clog). The correct answer is fold because of the increased surface area. Everything comes into contact with the TP, as opposed to crumbling which is faster than folding, but leaves creases where you may not be wiping and you leave behind poo matter around your anus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 04/30/17 6:57:14 PM #17:	I bet the crumplers stand when they wipe too. --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:878218672] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>I bet the crumplers stand when they wipe too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 04/30/17 6:58:13 PM #18:	It's 2017 wipe your shit in 3d. Do you want a tiny fucking 2d barrier between your fingers and your grimy asshole, or a buffer? Wipe your shit in 3d you savages <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878218738] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote>It's 2017 wipe your shit in 3d. Do you want a tiny fucking 2d barrier between your fingers and your grimy asshole, or a buffer? Wipe your shit in 3d you savages</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 04/30/17 6:59:38 PM #19:	MJ_Max posted... It's 2017 wipe your shit in 3d. Do you want a tiny fucking 2d barrier between your fingers and your grimy asshole, or a buffer? Wipe your shit in 3d you savages I.....I'm behind the times I guess. --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:878218820] in When you w... [t:75294920]...</cite> <quote><cite>MJ_Max posted...</cite> <quote>It's 2017 wipe your shit in 3d. Do you want a tiny fucking 2d barrier between your fingers and your grimy asshole, or a buffer? Wipe your shit in 3d you savages</quote> I.....I'm behind the times I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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