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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 1:13:03 AM
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Alright fellas, I'm finally back. A lot of things have happened in the past 2 months with me. I'm here to answer all questions. More videos will be coming soon, but in the meantime, check out my freestyle I did right before going back to the big house. These lines were all off the top of the head. Such flow! Such lyrics! Much wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlj4c-PTekI

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Gamer99z
04/29/17 1:13:42 AM
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What up fam, how've you been doing with your personal life lately?
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the_cajun88
04/29/17 1:13:56 AM
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FlashOfLight
04/29/17 1:15:58 AM
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Dude, you're finally out of the slammer!

Some of CE is not happy to see you back, I know.

But once one of us, always one of us, I always say.

Welcome back, Newport.

PS. I thought you were gonna be gone for THREE years.
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Crazyman93
04/29/17 1:18:04 AM
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Oh hey, a shitposter who's actually interesting. Unlike that other crew of jag offs that are just alts agreeing with each other and two sycophants
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TheoryzC
04/29/17 1:25:32 AM
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You got a haircut!!
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Returning_CEmen
04/29/17 1:28:58 AM
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FlashOfLight posted...
Dude, you're finally out of the slammer!

Sounds like he is going back =(
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electricbugs2
04/29/17 1:30:09 AM
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This is a fantastic day for CE! #thekingofGameFaqs #longlivetheking
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 1:31:27 AM
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TheoryzC posted...
You got a haircut!!

I had to face the judge. It worked out in my favor. I walked in to court drunk, expecting to get the full 5 years. When I mentioned Biblical prophecies, the Judge was very impressed cause he loves the Bible. He said by cutting my hair I acknowledged that I made a mistake, so he ended up just giving me THREE DAYS. So I get 3 days when I was expecting 5 years.. I had to get out of prison mode and start figuring out how I was going to turn things around now.

I was also given 80 hours of community service and 28 extra classes at 32 bucks each. Overall, it cost me about another whole year in the program. I should graduate in March, assuming I don't fail any more drug tests.

In all of March, I bucked the system. For that entire month I drank everyday and went wild. I spent over $220 on Uber going all over the city to various bars and clubs, never once driving drunk. But I also skipped all of my drug tests. I didn't take any at all. So by the time I went to court, I was expecting to be thrown in prison. But they let me off EASY. It's cheaper to have me in the free world paying fines then having me locked up. So now I plan to stay sober so I can finish this program and get out of the legal system once and for all, for the first time since 2012. I'll be 27 by the time I'm done.. gotta take 3 drug tests a week, which cost $7.50 each. I was robbed of my party days in my 20's...

The story is, I lost my job at the end of February and that's what I attribute to me losing my mind and getting drugged out again and relapsing hard. Now I'm back on the wagon so I can get out of the system this time, as I continually sell my entire collection on eBay to make money and pay these fines. All of the money I make is going to the fines. I also have to pay $125 each month cause I have to go to court twice a month. I do this until September.
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electricbugs2
04/29/17 1:33:16 AM
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A shame you lost that job. Believe you were working in some kind of warehouse? Any other similar opportunities popping up?
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 1:34:28 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
A shame you lost that job. Believe you were working in some kind of warehouse? Any other similar opportunities popping up?

Nothing is popping up, and honestly, I don't even want to work. I'm enjoying my free time, spending my days watching Youtube on my phone as I chain smoke my Newports and drink sodas.. and I've been getting back into gaming. Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.8 on PS4 and BlazBlue Chrono Phantasma Extend on PC.
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ReggieBush09
04/29/17 1:38:40 AM
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Sounds great
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iron jojo
04/29/17 1:40:45 AM
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Hey dude welcome back
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hyperpsycho
04/29/17 1:44:28 AM
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This freestyle is straight fire!
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DifferentialEquation
04/29/17 12:26:49 PM
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The Return of the King
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Returning_CEmen
04/29/17 12:29:09 PM
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He's more like the court jester or town drunk/idiot.
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Crazyman93
04/29/17 12:30:03 PM
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Court Jester. The Fam fills the role of Village idiot.
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__Cam__
04/29/17 12:31:58 PM
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I've never seen OP before, but based on his previous exploits, I somehow knew he'd look exactly like that.

Why do some people lack self awareness so much?
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KeyBlade999
04/29/17 12:36:11 PM
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*tags*
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MangaFan462
04/29/17 12:36:52 PM
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Welcome back brother!
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ToadallyAwesome
04/29/17 12:38:07 PM
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You're a terriable person
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 4:58:00 PM
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Doom_Art
04/29/17 4:59:24 PM
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NewportBox100s posted...
Nothing is popping up, and honestly, I don't even want to work. I'm enjoying my free time, spending my days watching Youtube on my phone as I chain smoke my Newports and drink sodas.. and I've been getting back into gaming. Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.8 on PS4 and BlazBlue Chrono Phantasma Extend on PC.

lol where's the money for this coming from?
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 5:05:03 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
NewportBox100s posted...
Nothing is popping up, and honestly, I don't even want to work. I'm enjoying my free time, spending my days watching Youtube on my phone as I chain smoke my Newports and drink sodas.. and I've been getting back into gaming. Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.8 on PS4 and BlazBlue Chrono Phantasma Extend on PC.

lol where's the money for this coming from?

eBay, of course!

I never got off of probation, I just got more time added. I didn't get a new DUI, I used Uber all month. My violation was not taking any drug tests for all of March, which is a major violation. I knew I had alcohol and etc in my system, so I just didn't take the tests and for that, I was violated.

Pic of me and my ex, for those curious:

https://s23.postimg.org/ceu6avamz/20140803_153713.jpg
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Mernardi
04/29/17 5:06:14 PM
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You're living proof about how fucked up the system is.
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Doom_Art
04/29/17 5:07:15 PM
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NewportBox100s posted...
eBay, of course!

You sell stuff on eBay?


Like is it your own stuff you sell or..?
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 5:07:56 PM
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Mernardi posted...
You're living proof about how fucked up the system is.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. I've been changed my life around, but because I want to drink alcohol which is socially acceptable, I get violated. Everyone else is doing it, and I'm in my 20's. Of course I'm going to party.
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 5:08:14 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
NewportBox100s posted...
eBay, of course!

You sell stuff on eBay?


Like is it your own stuff you sell or..?

Yes, selling my entire collection
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FlashOfLight
04/29/17 5:08:24 PM
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NewportBox100s posted...
Pic of me and my ex, for those curious:

https://s23.postimg.org/ceu6avamz/20140803_153713.jpg


What happened to this girl?
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Doe
04/29/17 5:09:15 PM
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I was afraid you would be in prison for years and I would have to write you letters to keep you company
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 5:10:08 PM
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FlashOfLight posted...
NewportBox100s posted...
Pic of me and my ex, for those curious:

https://s23.postimg.org/ceu6avamz/20140803_153713.jpg


What happened to this girl?

She left me in February 2015. She was just ready to move on. She's also 6 years younger than me.

Doom_Art posted...
NewportBox100s posted...
eBay, of course!

You sell stuff on eBay?


Like is it your own stuff you sell or..?

Proof:

https://s9.postimg.org/ucmsv33rj/Capture.png
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Gunpo
04/29/17 5:11:14 PM
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NewportBox100s posted...
TheoryzC posted...
You got a haircut!!

I had to face the judge. It worked out in my favor. I walked in to court drunk, expecting to get the full 5 years. When I mentioned Biblical prophecies, the Judge was very impressed cause he loves the Bible. He said by cutting my hair I acknowledged that I made a mistake, so he ended up just giving me THREE DAYS. So I get 3 days when I was expecting 5 years.. I had to get out of prison mode and start figuring out how I was going to turn things around now.

I was also given 80 hours of community service and 28 extra classes at 32 bucks each. Overall, it cost me about another whole year in the program. I should graduate in March, assuming I don't fail any more drug tests.

In all of March, I bucked the system. For that entire month I drank everyday and went wild. I spent over $220 on Uber going all over the city to various bars and clubs, never once driving drunk. But I also skipped all of my drug tests. I didn't take any at all. So by the time I went to court, I was expecting to be thrown in prison. But they let me off EASY. It's cheaper to have me in the free world paying fines then having me locked up. So now I plan to stay sober so I can finish this program and get out of the legal system once and for all, for the first time since 2012. I'll be 27 by the time I'm done.. gotta take 3 drug tests a week, which cost $7.50 each. I was robbed of my party days in my 20's...

The story is, I lost my job at the end of February and that's what I attribute to me losing my mind and getting drugged out again and relapsing hard. Now I'm back on the wagon so I can get out of the system this time, as I continually sell my entire collection on eBay to make money and pay these fines. All of the money I make is going to the fines. I also have to pay $125 each month cause I have to go to court twice a month. I do this until September.


They need to make a movie out of you
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 5:12:20 PM
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Gunpo posted...
NewportBox100s posted...
TheoryzC posted...
You got a haircut!!

I had to face the judge. It worked out in my favor. I walked in to court drunk, expecting to get the full 5 years. When I mentioned Biblical prophecies, the Judge was very impressed cause he loves the Bible. He said by cutting my hair I acknowledged that I made a mistake, so he ended up just giving me THREE DAYS. So I get 3 days when I was expecting 5 years.. I had to get out of prison mode and start figuring out how I was going to turn things around now.

I was also given 80 hours of community service and 28 extra classes at 32 bucks each. Overall, it cost me about another whole year in the program. I should graduate in March, assuming I don't fail any more drug tests.

In all of March, I bucked the system. For that entire month I drank everyday and went wild. I spent over $220 on Uber going all over the city to various bars and clubs, never once driving drunk. But I also skipped all of my drug tests. I didn't take any at all. So by the time I went to court, I was expecting to be thrown in prison. But they let me off EASY. It's cheaper to have me in the free world paying fines then having me locked up. So now I plan to stay sober so I can finish this program and get out of the legal system once and for all, for the first time since 2012. I'll be 27 by the time I'm done.. gotta take 3 drug tests a week, which cost $7.50 each. I was robbed of my party days in my 20's...

The story is, I lost my job at the end of February and that's what I attribute to me losing my mind and getting drugged out again and relapsing hard. Now I'm back on the wagon so I can get out of the system this time, as I continually sell my entire collection on eBay to make money and pay these fines. All of the money I make is going to the fines. I also have to pay $125 each month cause I have to go to court twice a month. I do this until September.


They need to make a movie out of you

My case is not that unique, the people I've met in the legal system are way crazier than I am and have done a whole lot worse. You guys just get the first hand experience from me, while these other guys never have their story told online.
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Boss_Nass
04/29/17 5:15:10 PM
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What is food in jail like? Do they let you drink coffee?
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 5:22:17 PM
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Boss_Nass posted...
What is food in jail like? Do they let you drink coffee?

There are far too many documentaries on YouTube for you to be asking this. I've been binge watching prison documentaries lately. : ) They are so entertaining!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOX3FGMrtc

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Bio1590
04/29/17 7:57:13 PM
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NewportBox100s posted...
Mernardi posted...
You're living proof about how fucked up the system is.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. I've been changed my life around, but because I want to drink alcohol which is socially acceptable, I get violated. Everyone else is doing it, and I'm in my 20's. Of course I'm going to party.

lol he still refuses to acknowledge that what he did was bad. Jesus.
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Aristoph
04/29/17 8:13:09 PM
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You're a scumbag.

I give it a month before you find an excuse to get drunk again and fail or skip a drug test. Maybe this time the judge will finally realize you're an idiot that hasn't learned anything and will just lock you up where you belong.
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Irony
04/29/17 8:17:27 PM
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Conflict posted...
If you're the king then who's the queen?

His hand
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Aristoph
04/29/17 8:18:25 PM
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Irony posted...
Conflict posted...
If you're the king then who's the queen?

His hand


In a month, he'll be the queen and his cell mate will be the king.
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 8:52:42 PM
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Aristoph posted...
You're a scumbag.

I give it a month before you find an excuse to get drunk again and fail or skip a drug test. Maybe this time the judge will finally realize you're an idiot that hasn't learned anything and will just lock you up where you belong.

Put some PayPal on it or shut the fuck up, liberal.

I will beat the system this time.
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Zack_Attackv1
04/29/17 8:53:39 PM
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Get a load of this guy.
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Bio1590
04/29/17 8:59:15 PM
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NewportBox100s posted...
Aristoph posted...
You're a scumbag.

I give it a month before you find an excuse to get drunk again and fail or skip a drug test. Maybe this time the judge will finally realize you're an idiot that hasn't learned anything and will just lock you up where you belong.

Put some PayPal on it or shut the fuck up, liberal.

I will beat the system this time.

See this is your problem. You continually blame "the system" rather than yourself for being a shitty human being.
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electricbugs2
04/29/17 9:01:23 PM
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God Fire Thief is so badass! Keep fighting the good fight!
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andel
04/29/17 9:05:43 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
NewportBox100s posted...
Aristoph posted...
You're a scumbag.

I give it a month before you find an excuse to get drunk again and fail or skip a drug test. Maybe this time the judge will finally realize you're an idiot that hasn't learned anything and will just lock you up where you belong.

Put some PayPal on it or shut the fuck up, liberal.

I will beat the system this time.

See this is your problem. You continually blame "the system" rather than yourself for being a shitty human being.


you people raging at tc are fucked up tbh. he is trying to do well and you losers just shit on him?
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NewportBox100s
04/29/17 9:12:39 PM
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andel posted...
Bio1590 posted...
NewportBox100s posted...
Aristoph posted...
You're a scumbag.

I give it a month before you find an excuse to get drunk again and fail or skip a drug test. Maybe this time the judge will finally realize you're an idiot that hasn't learned anything and will just lock you up where you belong.

Put some PayPal on it or shut the fuck up, liberal.

I will beat the system this time.

See this is your problem. You continually blame "the system" rather than yourself for being a shitty human being.


you people raging at tc are fucked up tbh. he is trying to do well and you losers just shit on him?

They don't bother me. They know no better. They were raised by shitty parents.
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Aristoph
04/29/17 9:15:41 PM
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andel posted...

you people raging at tc are f***ed up tbh. he is trying to do well and you losers just s*** on him?


But he's not. That's the fucking point. If you make a mistake, own it, and do your best to be better then you earn forgiveness and a second chance. He has done nothing to show that he even believes a mistake was made in the first place.

There's a reason he's been on probation since 2012 for a relatively minor incident that any sane person would've been finished with in a year at the absolute most. He's fucked up repeatedly, can't follow the simplest of instructions, and constantly blames "the system" for his own incompetence and ignorance.

He's basically the living definition of a scumbag. Anybody defending him and his behavior is as well.
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Shadowplay
04/29/17 9:17:19 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
He's more like the court jester or town drunk/idiot.

Lol'd at this.
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