Current Events > $30 million but you gain 100 lbs of fat or perfect body and health

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Tyrannosaurus
04/26/17 9:51:09 PM
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Money or health?


Money: You get $30 million into your account untaxable, but you gain 100 lbs of fat. You can of course diet and exercise to lose it.

Perfect body: You now have a perfect and healthy body for the remainder of your natural life. You never have to exercise or diet. Even drugs will not affect your health.
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Nukleen
04/26/17 9:52:13 PM
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30M
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GOATSLAYER
04/26/17 9:52:46 PM
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$30 million of course. I can just hire a great personal trainer and become buff by the end of the year. And I'd be rich Easy choice.
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King Rial
04/26/17 9:53:30 PM
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I think I can lose that weight. And with $30mil I'll have plenty of time throughout the day to do it.
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Raikuro
04/26/17 9:55:45 PM
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Perfect body and become the best fitness model ever. Better than having to deal with parachute skin and stretch marks.
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Xatrion
04/26/17 9:55:55 PM
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I'd take the 100lbs for free. I hate being skinny.
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marthsheretoo
04/26/17 10:01:09 PM
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I could probably make 30m with a perfect body.
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Sami1000
04/26/17 10:01:55 PM
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Perfect health apply to mental health as well? If yes, then that instead of money.
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SwatterXX
04/26/17 10:02:15 PM
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I've lost 100 pounds before. If I can get paid to do it, sure.
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Sinister
04/26/17 10:03:47 PM
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I run regularly so I can switch to swimming until I get to a weight that won't mess up my knees and then go back to my normal life. Easy $30 million.
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King Rial
04/26/17 11:06:16 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Perfect health apply to mental health as well? If yes, then that instead of money.

Holy shit, I didn't think of that. If it extends to the mind as well, then I would definitely take that instead.
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KeyBlade999
04/26/17 11:09:51 PM
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King Rial posted...
I think I can lose that weight. And with $30mil I'll have plenty of time throughout the day to do it.

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the_rowan
04/26/17 11:10:24 PM
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Perfect health is something that no amount of money can buy. Living pain-free and with a full range of motion is a blessing that cannot be understated.
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Hey
04/26/17 11:18:26 PM
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NFL here I come
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EverDownward
04/26/17 11:19:14 PM
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perfect body and health because cancer fucking sucks
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GigaSPX
04/26/17 11:21:06 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
$30 million of course. I can just hire a great personal trainer and become buff by the end of the year. And I'd be rich Easy choice.

How does this get overlooked? A menial percentage of it can easily help me get back to where I was or even better.
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Iodine
04/26/17 11:36:41 PM
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Hmm im already 5'7 260lbs. Gaining 100lbs of body fat would probably kill me. Im gonna go with the perfect body and health.
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DivideR
04/26/17 11:40:55 PM
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Tyrannosaurus posted...
Perfect body: You now have a perfect and healthy body for the remainder of your natural life. You never have to exercise or diet. Even drugs will not affect your health.

Can I work as some new drug tester or something? Not like it will be bad for you. Though, it won't be a very good test since it won't affect you so you won't be actually testing anything...
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DragonGirlYuki
04/26/17 11:44:53 PM
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Perfect body. Money isn't useful if you don't have tbe health to enjoy it.
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Xelltrix
04/26/17 11:45:35 PM
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Perfect health. I know the money is likely the better deal since I could just pay to have an issues I have fixed and I'd never have to work again, but the idea of just never ever actually having to deal with being sicked or injured again and being in peak form for my age until I die... that sounds fantastic. I don't need to be filthy rich, just wealthy enough that I'm not worried about bills or expenses and I think I can reach that point naturally.
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BlazinBlue88
04/26/17 11:54:15 PM
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Perfect health. I have a fear of getting older and losing the ability to do things.
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DD Divine
04/26/17 11:58:14 PM
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King Rial posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Perfect health apply to mental health as well? If yes, then that instead of money.

Holy shit, I didn't think of that. If it extends to the mind as well, then I would definitely take that instead.



This so much this
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Super_Archer
04/27/17 3:47:00 AM
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perfect body includes my brain, right???


if so I become super smart and make mucho money
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NonDairyMiltank
04/27/17 3:58:49 AM
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perfect health wouldn't equate genius level intellect
it just means you wouldn't get any brain diseases
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CanuckCowboy
04/27/17 4:18:47 AM
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Lmao at these results.

I'll rocket to 260 n be back at my current weight inside of 18 months. For 30 mill. Dummies.
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the_rowan
04/27/17 4:24:00 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Lmao at these results.

I'll rocket to 260 n be back at my current weight inside of 18 months. For 30 mill. Dummies.


Won't save you from arthritis, carpal tunnel, hearing and vision loss, cancer, stroke, diabetes, or any number of factors that lead to chronic pain or an impaired life.
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Turtlebread
04/27/17 4:39:14 AM
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How much can I deadlift with the 'perfect' body?
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gguirao
04/27/17 4:41:46 AM
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How does perfect health affect pre-existing conditions? Will I still need my glasses?
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SuperVegito2487
04/27/17 4:42:00 AM
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Is perfect body permane...


Tyrannosaurus posted...
Perfect body: You now have a perfect and healthy body for the remainder of your natural life. You never have to exercise or diet. Even drugs will not affect your health.



...

Well i was already down as is this is FTW, Money wise im doing OK (not AMAZING but OK im doing fine i can afford my games and whatnot) but THIS?`


This would fix everything...
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Guerrilla Soldier
04/27/17 4:44:35 AM
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perfect body and health won't actually get me anything. they're both technically achievable in reality but both take a crazy amount of time and effort.

chances are ill never have perfect health or 30mil to spend at once in my life. at least with the money i could get something out of it.

neither prevents you from an early death by other means, either, so life's still a crapshoot. it's just whether you want to live it with 30mil to spend or to feel okay tomorrow.

ill take the money.
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Super_Archer
04/27/17 4:49:42 AM
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NonDairyMiltank posted...
perfect health wouldn't equate genius level intellect
it just means you wouldn't get any brain diseases


I don't know if that fits my definition of perfect
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Sabram
04/27/17 5:01:41 AM
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Take the money, immediately use some of it for surgery to get rid of the excess fat.
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apolloooo
04/27/17 5:03:33 AM
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Get 30 mil
Get 100 lbs
Get liposuction
???
Profit
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Tyrannosaurus
04/28/17 12:18:11 PM
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Health wins over money
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Butterfiles
04/28/17 12:19:38 PM
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Perfect body/health and become an IG model
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pinky0926
04/28/17 12:19:41 PM
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30 mil. I'm reasonably confident I could lose 100lbs in a year. It would be awful, but then I'd be a fucking multimillionaire.
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IHeartRadiation
04/28/17 12:24:53 PM
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What if I could use 100 lbs
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moose_knuckle
04/28/17 12:29:56 PM
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the_rowan posted...
Perfect health is something that no amount of money can buy. Living pain-free and with a full range of motion is a blessing that cannot be understated.


And not to mention the plethora of diseases that come with getting older.
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Link HT
04/28/17 12:32:58 PM
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Xatrion posted...
I'd take the 100lbs for free. I hate being skinny.

you should stop listening to americans on anything regarding weight tbh

they call anyone under 200 pounds a twig
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