Current Events > If God watches over the pope why does he need to be encased in bulletproof glass

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saspa
04/26/17 10:15:07 AM
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jenningsnash313
04/26/17 10:16:56 AM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Checkmate atheists

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saspa
04/26/17 10:33:31 AM
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Giant_Aspirin
04/26/17 10:34:05 AM
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because the devil or something
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Touch
04/26/17 10:34:59 AM
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To keep him from shooting the heathens outside of the glass
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thanosibe
04/26/17 10:35:38 AM
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Why do 99% of people still fear death though they swear by heaven, reincarnation, afterlife, a soul, etc?
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thrashmetal14
04/26/17 10:35:39 AM
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Because God can control everything but sometimes he just chooses not to
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AugustAdoulin
04/26/17 10:35:50 AM
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Because God has ADHD
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chrono625
04/26/17 10:37:10 AM
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That's a good point.

If the pope was assassinated wouldn't that just be apart of God's plan?
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Funkdamental
04/26/17 11:51:45 AM
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Bulletproof glass is clearly part of God's plan. He's just subcontracted out the pope-protection work.
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Vindris_SNH
04/26/17 11:53:58 AM
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God watches over all of us. But that doesn't mean we're immune from harm. I think sometimes God just lets things play out. I dunno.
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saspa
04/26/17 11:55:28 AM
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Touch posted...
To keep him from shooting the heathens outside of the glass

Can't tell if coincidence or knows what tc is referencing.
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N1NJAREB0RN
04/26/17 11:55:41 AM
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God helps those who help themselves.
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glitteringfairy
04/26/17 11:56:52 AM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
God watches over all of us. But that doesn't mean we're immune from harm. I think sometimes God just lets things play out. I dunno.

See my sig
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UnfairRepresent
04/26/17 11:59:15 AM
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Because we still have free-will.

We can go against God's will. If we couldn't the entire notion of religious what "God wants" is irrelevant.
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Vindris_SNH
04/26/17 12:00:19 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
God watches over all of us. But that doesn't mean we're immune from harm. I think sometimes God just lets things play out. I dunno.

See my sig


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saspa
04/28/17 6:26:45 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Because we still have free-will.

We can go against God's will. If we couldn't the entire notion of religious what "God wants" is irrelevant.

Free will is a trick

edit: illusion (a trick is something a whore does for monetary earnings)
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Cartwheel_Kick
04/28/17 6:29:41 AM
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N1NJAREB0RN posted...
God helps those who help themselves.


this

I'm atheist but TC's conundrum isn't the biggest logic failure in religion
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Luteryder
04/28/17 6:30:46 AM
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Cartwheel_Kick posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
God helps those who help themselves.


this

I'm atheist but TC's conundrum isn't the biggest logic failure in religion


Funnily enough, that's a Pagan belief...
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Irony
04/28/17 6:32:10 AM
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Free will is an illusion, everything is keikaku doori.
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HypnoCoosh
04/28/17 6:34:55 AM
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Because the universe is about balance.

How ignorant are you kids these days.
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Luteryder
04/28/17 6:35:34 AM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Because the universe is about balance.

How ignorant are you kids these days.


That... sounds arbitrary and nonsensical. Balance of what? Balance to whom? Balance for what purpose?
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Sami1000
04/28/17 6:38:42 AM
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Because god does just that and only that. Watches.
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saspa
04/29/17 3:49:59 PM
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kewldude475 posted...
God commissioned the glass blower.

Is there a paper trail to prove this?
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