Current Events > Who would win a Civil War in the United States today?

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1NfamousACE_2
04/20/17 11:03:58 AM
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PoopPotato
04/20/17 11:04:24 AM
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Boombam99
04/20/17 11:05:14 AM
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Things are kinda different with bombs and planes and such instead of, you know....horses and muskets.
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Giant_Aspirin
04/20/17 11:05:22 AM
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imagine if it was blue states vs red states
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Mernardi
04/20/17 11:05:49 AM
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Captain America.
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PoopPotato
04/20/17 11:08:45 AM
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Total economic collapse, Canada takes the entire North East, while Britain takes the original 13 colonies back.
Mexican drug cartels take chunks of Texas and Arizona.
Idaho becomes the new capital, feeding the population with potatoes
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BLAKUboy
04/20/17 11:14:19 AM
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Mernardi posted...
Captain America.

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Zikten
04/20/17 11:16:38 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
Canada takes the entire North East, while Britain takes the original 13 colonies back.

that would lead to a war between Britain and Canada since at least half the 13 colonies were in the north east
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foreveraIone
04/20/17 11:17:16 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
imagine if it was blue states vs red states

Red states would initially win, but then fall apart because it can't take New York and California's money anymore.
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PoopPotato
04/20/17 11:17:29 AM
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Woops, meant North west
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Boombam99
04/20/17 11:22:44 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
Total economic collapse, Canada takes the entire North East, while Britain takes the original 13 colonies back.
Mexican drug cartels take chunks of Texas and Arizona.
Idaho becomes the new capital, feeding the population with potatoes


And then the Native Americans come and take everything back in total karmic retribution!
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Kim Kusanagi
04/20/17 11:24:44 AM
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You're all fucked when Hulk gets back
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meingott
04/20/17 11:25:57 AM
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The red states would win against the blue states, until Elon Musk rides a customized Tesla Model S into combat and LAYS DOWN THE SMACK on everyone.
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DarkChozoGhost
04/20/17 11:32:57 AM
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The side that got the submarines
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PoopPotato
04/20/17 11:37:30 AM
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Whoever says Grace, Amen and doesn't give a damn if you ain't into that will survive
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ZCheveyo
04/20/17 11:45:25 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
Whoever says Grace, Amen and doesn't give a damn if you ain't into that will survive

It's grace and ma'am.... o_O
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PoopPotato
04/20/17 12:00:39 PM
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Lol I guess ma'am does rhyme better with damn
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DevsBro
04/20/17 12:00:55 PM
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Blue states would stomp
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YookaLaylee
04/20/17 12:08:58 PM
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The government. They have drones and tanks, so they win by default.
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Caution999
04/20/17 12:10:07 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Blue states would stomp


But Liberals don't like guns...
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kel854
04/20/17 12:10:37 PM
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well the north has canada so.......
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ROBANN_88
04/20/17 12:10:43 PM
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well, do the individual states have any kind of army of their own that isn't under the control of Washington?
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DevsBro
04/20/17 12:11:18 PM
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And? They're more educated with their theater degrees and whatnot. The red states don't even hate McDonald's for selling toys!
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Wedge Antilles
04/20/17 12:13:38 PM
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kel854 posted...
well the north has canada so.......


We ain't getting involved in your stupid civil war.
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Caution999
04/20/17 12:13:47 PM
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DevsBro posted...
And? They're more educated with their theater degrees and whatnot. The red states don't even hate McDonald's for selling toys!


Horseshit.

Some of the dumbest people I've ever encountered were "College Educated" yet they were dumber than dirt.

Intelligence isn't exclusive to a degree.
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VectorChaos
04/20/17 12:14:02 PM
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Florida weaponizes it's wildlife

Florida solos

The United States of Florida rises from the gator infested ashes.
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DevsBro
04/20/17 12:31:34 PM
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Horses***.

Some of the dumbest people I've ever encountered were "College Educated" yet they were dumber than dirt.

Intelligence isn't exclusive to a degree.

Lies! Don't you know blue states only drink their tea hot? They would stomp the red states!
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GODTIER
04/20/17 12:33:20 PM
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Alabama solos
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I Like Toast
04/20/17 12:36:01 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
imagine if it was blue states vs red states

Red states would initially win, but then fall apart because it can't take New York and California's money anymore.


So how do they win, but not get to keep taxing the states they beat?
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foreveraIone
04/20/17 1:09:53 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
So how do they win, but not get to keep taxing the states they beat?

Guns. And I imagine it would be quite the massacre that tears the economy apart.
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deanshow
04/20/17 1:11:11 PM
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Whoever the government backs
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BallerXRosetta-
04/20/17 1:11:25 PM
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Caution999 posted...
DevsBro posted...
Blue states would stomp


But Liberals don't like guns...


Nah, they just hate when mass shootings kill innocent people.
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I Like Toast
04/20/17 2:05:51 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
And I imagine it would be quite the massacre that tears the economy apart.


Why, didn't happen the first time despite being a massacre and ending the souths reliance on slaves.
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Broseph_Stalin
04/20/17 2:08:46 PM
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Did I miss something? The south still sucks.
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DKFjalfe
04/20/17 2:08:50 PM
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Caution999 posted...
DevsBro posted...
Blue states would stomp


But Liberals don't like guns...

And Conservatives don't like exercise.
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garan
04/20/17 6:25:23 PM
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Assuming TC meant a right vs left type of war, I don't see how anyone could argue the left would win. The military, cops, gun owners, etc. all lean right. They have the weapons. What would the left fight them with exactly? Outrage?
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AmonAmarth
04/20/17 6:27:29 PM
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where are most of the nukes in the US?
who has more guns?
which side does the police / army stand with?
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OnlyAHobo
04/20/17 7:12:01 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Total economic collapse, Canada takes the entire North East, while Britain takes the original 13 colonies back.
Mexican drug cartels take chunks of Texas and Arizona.
Idaho becomes the new capital, feeding the population with potatoes


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alt_no_1_loves
04/20/17 7:14:38 PM
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Mernardi posted...
Captain America.

Iron Man's team would fucking wreck.
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Psycho_Poodle
04/20/17 7:16:53 PM
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i'd agree to lead the US Army to victory, but in exchange I become lifelong dictator and emperor
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