Current Events > CYOA: You have gained access to Error1355's account

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After a lot of hacking, you have managed to gain access to Error1355's GameFAQs account. This is perfect. You can do anything you want to now. All at the power of your fingertips. But you need to do it fast before anyone notices.

Quick, what do you do?

A: Delete all of (insert user here)'s posts
B: Delete every topic on CE
C: Account Suicide
D: Post the truth about what you've done.
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Log the fuck out so I don't get into major trouble.

B
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Go_Totodile posted...

Log the fuck out so I don't get into major trouble.

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B, just to have an April Fool's type of effect going on.
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C with kittens template

All must suffer.

None of those.

Post user maps
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don't they have a special sign in for mods?
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glitteringfairy posted...

None of those.

Post user maps

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BC
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Become Error.
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Rename it to Error1356, then rename another account to Erro1355.
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Suspend SBAllen and Devin
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Post User Maps

You make a new topic on CE and sticky it. You say that there will be a "special surprise" in a few minutes.

Some users try to guess what it is.

Then, you smile. You have gotten the user map of every member on the site. With a couple clicks, you post every user map at once.

Then there's a shitstorm. Riots start within topics. Topics about the issue go to 500 within minutes.

Then, there's several forceful knocks at the door.

What do you do?

A: Ban Everyone
B: See Who Is At The Door
C: Account Suicide
D: Shitpost
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A.

SWAT everyone
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A then c
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A then C with kittens template

C
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Ban Everyone then Account Suicide

While the knocking at the door continues, you have a devious smile on your face. You will get rid of GameFAQs forever. You begin banning people on CE as fast as you can.

Panic strikes throughout the entire GameFAQs community. People are franticly trying to figure out what's going on before they get banned. And while you're at it, you delete everyone's posts too.

You even manage to ban SBAllen, and everyone other moderator. People are starting to post porn and black man ass because their account will be done for anyway.

Within an hour, everything on GameFAQs is gone. All of the posts, topics, users, and everything else...

is gone.

Except for you.

You delete all of your posts, and then go onto Current Events. People have been making new accounts to try to figure out what the fuck is going on, but that's okay. You have a bot that bans them and deletes their posts.

You find every porn picture on your computer, and click to make a new topic.

You post every porn picture in that topic, doing an account suicide.

Now, you smile. You immediately moderate your own messages, and then ban yourself.

That's it. GameFAQs is gone. Forever. You have done it.

Meanwhile, the knocking at the door gets louder and louder, without you noticing. The person suddenly breaks down the door and sprints to where you are. You gasp in shock.

This person is...

A: Error1355
B: SBAllen
C: CJayC
D: Some Random Guy On CE That You've Never Heard Of
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C
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CjayC and the funky bunch
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cC
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D.

What is a user map
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awesome999 posted...

What is a user map

Shows whose alt is who.
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You are now tracking this topic.
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Log out and get on with my life
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C
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C

C
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Will update in a couple hours, don't worry
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C: CjayC

The person in front of you is...

CjayC.

CjayC looks at your computer, and then back to you. "Did you really just do all of this?" He asks.

"Yes..." You say.

CjayC stares at you for a moment. Then, he laughs.

"I actually gotta thank you for doing this, man. This site went down to a cesspool after I left." CjayC says.

You are bewildered at his response. "Really?" You ask.

"Yeah, but getting rid of all the users isn't enough. We need to get rid of the site itself." CjayC answers.

"But can't you do that?" You ask.

"I can't, since SBAllen took over, I lost ownership of the site." CjayC explains.

You know your hacking skills aren't pro enough to get rid of the GameFAQs site, which is why you just took over Error's account. You start thinking of a way to get rid of the entire site itself. Then, it hits you.

"One of my high school friends knows way more about hacking than I do. If I can get ahold of him, we can go to his house and shut down the rest of GameFAQs." You explain.

"Great, do you have his number?" CjayC asks.

You take out your phone and start going through your contacts. But then you realize a huge problem.

5 months ago, you placed a bet on CE that if Donald Trump won, you would replace your contact names with random gibberish. Since Trump won, it's easy to guess how that turned out...

But you know where your friend lives, but you know that he gets pissed if you show up unannounced...

And then there's SBAllen...

What do you do?

A: Call a random number and hope it's your friend.
B: Go to your friend's house unannounced.
C: Stock up more Doritos and Mountain Dew, you're running out.
D: Find SBAllen and see if he'll shut down GameFAQs
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B while doing a
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Alakazamtrainer posted...

B while doing a

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teepan95 posted...

Alakazamtrainer posted...

B while doing a

e. jerk it with luigi

SkynyrdRocker posted...

teepan95 posted...

Alakazamtrainer posted...

B while doing a

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C.

You guys have poor prioirities
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C
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looks like B while doing A barely won.

"Let's get in my car." You say to CjayC. On the way to the car, you explain the plan.

"So while I'm driving, I want you to call random contacts on my cell phone and ask is Anthony is there. If he is, then give the phone to me." You explain. You're kind of pissed at Anthony for never paying back your lunch money in the first grade, but this will make up for it.

"Gotcha." CjayC responds.

On a normal day, you would've gotten Doritos and Mountain Dew, but getting rid of GameFAQs is a bigger priority.

The both of you get in the car, and you start driving to your friend's house. CjayC looks at the contacts on your phone. There are only 5. He clicks the first one and selects 'call', also making sure to put on speakerphone.

It rings twice before an answer.

"WHATTHEHELLBITCHISAIDTONEVERCALLTHISNUMBERAGAINYOUCHEATER IPUTARESTRAININGORDERAGAINSTYOU FUCKINGPIGTHATSITIMCALLINGTHECOPSAN-" CjayC quickly ends the call.

"That was my crazy ex girlfriend." You explain. "She thinks I cheated on her when I was talking to a CEgal."

CjayC nods. He looks at the phone again.

Which contact does CjayC call? (Remember the contact names are random, but there is a hint to the right one)

A: pupylovystr
B: nvrgvebckmny
C: xitinride
D: smeprsuncusin
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B, because he never gave us back our lunch money from first grade
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A because dogs are cool