Poll of the Day > A clown walks into a bar.....

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or at least he pretends he did, before falling.

Then someone shoots him because they hate mimes.

Then the ghost of the clown rises up and haunts the man who shot him, causing him to go insane.

While insane, the man drives his car into a grocery store killing 20 people and injuring another 4.

The 4 injured people end up in the hospital together and become friends, two of them eventually marry.

The couple has a child who they name Arthur, who grows up and becomes a clown.

Arthur the clown walks into a bar alot.

Eventually they make a movie about a clownish guy named Arthur that drinks alot.

The moral of this story is, you should have stopped reading after the second line.
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Wow dude. That Faulkner prize is almost within your grasp.
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