Current Events > Im an attractive dude, and can't even get a match in Tinder.

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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 6:42:12 PM
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Yet my fat friends are meeting cute chicks left and right on the app.

Wtf? Does god hate me?
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CommonStar
04/01/17 6:43:37 PM
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Post your profile, blur your face and block your name and location. Then we can judge it.
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NeoShadowhen
04/01/17 6:44:05 PM
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Stop doing tinder

Attractive guys don't need tinder
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Awesome
04/01/17 6:44:09 PM
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contrary to what people say all the time, very attractive men have difficulties keeping a woman until they meet a secure confident woman. and women would bang a guy and wamt to marry him but will fear attention from
other women all the time. and yeah even attractive guys on tinder can have hard times because women always think ahead negatively.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 6:46:24 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Stop doing tinder

Attractive guys don't need tinder

I could at least get a match now and then. Two weeks in, only like three matches, and none of those have responded.
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LookMoneyStatus
04/01/17 6:46:36 PM
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If you are attractive, post a pic.

Chances are, you're just some run of the mill average dude.
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FlashOfLight
04/01/17 6:47:19 PM
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Maybe they're loaded.
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buttsncoconuts
04/01/17 6:47:55 PM
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do you still need facebook for tinder?
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LookMoneyStatus
04/01/17 6:50:11 PM
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Awesome posted...
contrary to what people say all the time, very attractive men have difficulties keeping a woman until they meet a secure confident woman. and women would bang a guy and wamt to marry him but will fear attention from
other women all the time. and yeah even attractive guys on tinder can have hard times because women always think ahead negatively.

Such bull shit and cope. Attractive men have it a shit ton easier in life, and will have many partners and a far better chance at securing someone, than some average looking guy with an okay or decent personality and humor.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 6:50:35 PM
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LookMoneyStatus posted...
If you are attractive, post a pic.

Chances are, you're just some run of the mill average dude.

b4EJGOr

That's a pic of me right here, right now. I'm much more attractive than my ugly friends, who always get matches.
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CommonStar
04/01/17 6:51:54 PM
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Shave the beard
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 6:53:13 PM
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CommonStar posted...
Shave the beard

But my tinder profile pic is me without a beard
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AverageDude9
04/01/17 6:55:25 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
CommonStar posted...
Shave the beard

But my tinder profile pic is me without a beard

More pics please. Front pic, pic with and without beards.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 6:56:53 PM
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AverageDude9 posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
CommonStar posted...
Shave the beard

But my tinder profile pic is me without a beard

More pics please. Front pic, pic with and without beards.

NGrJkmo

Me without a beard
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CommonStar
04/01/17 6:57:35 PM
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Shave the facial hair
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buttsncoconuts
04/01/17 6:57:50 PM
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i'm not seeing why women should be flocking to you

average at best
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 6:58:29 PM
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buttsncoconuts posted...
i'm not seeing why women should be flocking to you

average at best

No, I get it. But I'm better looking than my fat friends, who do get women.
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buttsncoconuts
04/01/17 7:00:12 PM
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you have any of their pics?

more cushion for the pushin might be in now
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Sad_Face
04/01/17 7:00:20 PM
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He's got a pretty manly beard. Why would you want him to shave it?
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FlashOfLight
04/01/17 7:01:29 PM
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Tell 'em you're in a hardcore metal band and then they'll be all over ya.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 7:02:32 PM
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buttsncoconuts posted...
more cushion for the pushin might be in now

Lol. I'll just think that to make me feel better.
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EnragedSlith
04/01/17 7:05:15 PM
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It's just window shopping. You aren't a bad looking guy, but what would make someone pick you out of a sea of options? That's the main thing.
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Skywalker82
04/01/17 7:08:33 PM
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How big are you man? I'd say shave the beard down a little to shape it up some and grow a little more on top to slick it back. I'd also recommend wearing a little more formal clothing besides a t shirt and shorts. If I were you I'd get some weight put on and steal a bit of that Dan Bilzerian swag.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 7:11:49 PM
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Skywalker82 posted...
How big are you man? I'd say shave the beard down a little to shape it up some and grow a little more on top to slick it back. I'd also recommend wearing a little more formal clothing besides a t shirt and shorts. If I were you I'd get some weight put on and steal a bit of that Dan Bilzerian swag.

I'm 5'11", 180. I'm growing it out more on top, yeah.
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iosifsvoboda
04/01/17 7:13:03 PM
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You must have a terrible personality
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 7:14:15 PM
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iosifsvoboda posted...
You must have a terrible personality

Umm... doesn't mean for shit if you can't get a match. And no, I don't, lol.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 7:22:11 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
You're not bad looking. Maybe it's just your personality. Like when you threw a shit fit in my topic recently and everyone told you you were wrong.

Lol. I don't carry that to dating apps. Sorry if I made a scene, it'd only be for entertainment.
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Sad_Face
04/01/17 7:26:08 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
You're not bad looking. Maybe it's just your personality. Like when you threw a shit fit in my topic recently and everyone told you you were wrong.

Lol. I don't carry that to dating apps. Sorry if I made a scene, it'd only be for entertainment.


People will get a hint to your personality from your profile. What did you write in it?
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 7:35:04 PM
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I wrote more than the usual boring stuff.
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Gossipgirl
04/01/17 7:35:53 PM
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u need a sharper jawline
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Sad_Face
04/01/17 7:42:54 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
I wrote more than the usual boring stuff.


You probably wrote additional uncommon boring stuff then. What are on your friends' profiles?
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Damn_Underscore
04/01/17 7:43:51 PM
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You look better with a beard
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NeuralLaxative
04/01/17 7:45:14 PM
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Better looking than most of the people on here tbh
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_ShinnoK_
04/01/17 7:45:34 PM
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Write "I'm just here for pussy and memes" and I bet you'll get a match
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JDuncs
04/01/17 7:47:01 PM
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When my wife and I separated I was initially devastated it was 8 months long but spending 2 weeks on tinder/okcupid were all the therapy I needed. Getting laid as easy as ordering a pizza. With variety at that. While I'm happy my family is back together I do miss the random woman from time to time.
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Monolith1676
04/01/17 7:47:21 PM
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I hate you.
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Monolith1676
04/01/17 7:49:43 PM
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Gossipgirl posted...
u need a sharper jawline


Yea, it just looks like he has no chin at all.
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faizan_faizan
04/01/17 7:50:22 PM
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>attractive

Why are so many people here so delusional?

Also, you look borderline overweight to me.
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evoL_nekorB
04/01/17 7:52:49 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Gossipgirl posted...
u need a sharper jawline


Yea, it just looks like he has no chin at all.

Pics of you, bitch?

faizan_faizan posted...
>attractive

Why are so many people here so delusional?

Also, you look borderline overweight to me.

Pics of you, bitch?

Seriously, I got a good beard... and you're gonna call me no chin... lmfao.

That attitude right there might be the reason why you can't get a match.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 7:53:51 PM
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No, they just make zero sense. It doesn't even apply to me.
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iLikeMtnDew
04/01/17 8:23:03 PM
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I've been on tinder for a few months now. The first couple months I was matching a ton of girls, most of them were pretty cute. But the last couple weeks I've barely been getting any matches even on below average women. I'm thinking about just deleting my account and starting a new one because I feel if you're a newer account they push you to the front or something. My pictures and bio haven't changed at all so it doesn't make sense why I'm matching with hardly anyone
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Crow0000
04/01/17 8:24:14 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Gossipgirl posted...
u need a sharper jawline


Yea, it just looks like he has no chin at all.

If that's the case, then the beard saves him. Way he is right now, he can't naturally get a sharper jawline. Not without surgery. Looking at the picture where he has a bit of a goatee, he certainly looks a lot worse in that, compared to the side profile with his full beard.
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Cailing
04/01/17 8:32:42 PM
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You're a good looking dude. Don't listen to the haters.
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Monolith1676
04/01/17 9:48:29 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Gossipgirl posted...
u need a sharper jawline


Yea, it just looks like he has no chin at all.

Pics of you, bitch?

faizan_faizan posted...
>attractive

Why are so many people here so delusional?

Also, you look borderline overweight to me.

Pics of you, bitch?

Seriously, I got a good beard... and you're gonna call me no chin... lmfao.


I can't hear you down there manlet.
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itachi15243
04/01/17 9:55:47 PM
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Sorry TC, but you're average at best. Calling yourself attractive is definitely an overstatement. You're going to have to have to up your tinder game to make up for that. No offense, but you're not gonna glide through their on pics alone.
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WizardPowers
04/01/17 9:57:32 PM
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plaid shorts are a huge redflag
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DoctorPiranha3
04/01/17 10:04:19 PM
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47lXO3P

There's another pic of me. Interesting y'all think I'm average, tho.
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evoL_nekorB
04/01/17 10:05:43 PM
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You're average. Bless your heart if you think otherwise, confidence is key.
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Hey
04/01/17 10:06:33 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
47lXO3P

There's another pic of me. Interesting y'all think I'm average, tho.

You're pretty fat tbh
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