Board 8 > What constitutes a sandwich?

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Stevie3V
03/20/17 5:47:25 PM
#1:


How do you define sandwich? Does there need to be bread? Does there need to be 2 ends? What are wraps, or burritos? Are they sandwiches?

Discuss.
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th3l3fty
03/20/17 5:52:28 PM
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whatever it is, a hot dog isn't
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ProfitProphet
03/20/17 5:54:22 PM
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3b/07/da/3b07dabb36b957e6e32aac77fa85749d.jpg
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/20/17 6:06:55 PM
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ProfitProphet posted...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3b/07/da/3b07dabb36b957e6e32aac77fa85749d.jpg


having the split hot dogs cross like that is unacceptable to me. It doesn't seem uncommon though, as many sandwiches that I get that have bacon on them tend to cross the strips like that... but anytime that is done (and I would do this with that sandwich as well), I redistribute the items so that they are spaced evenly and consistently. In this case, the two split hot dogs would be made parallel and would cover as much as the sandwich as possible, leaving minimal surface area either devoid of hot dog or having significantly more hot dog than the rest. This of course also applies to bacon as well, and even veggie toppings like lettuce, tomato, pickle, etc. I always move them around because it's f***ing stupid to have massive overlap in certain spots and voids in other spots. I don't always redistribute contents of wraps/burritos/pitas etc. because often times it's just too inconvenient. Whenever it's not inconvenient though, you can bet your ass I make it so that every bite is as similar to every other bite as possible.
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foolm0r0n
03/20/17 6:11:19 PM
#5:


Bread with content in between
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Dark Young Link
03/20/17 6:12:25 PM
#6:


Bread
Contents
Meat
Bread
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EndOfDiscOne
03/20/17 6:22:04 PM
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ProfitProphet posted...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3b/07/da/3b07dabb36b957e6e32aac77fa85749d.jpg


That hot dog looks delicious. A split hot dog is the best hot dog.
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MajinZidane
03/20/17 6:24:21 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
Bread with content in between


what about open-face sandwiches?
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azuarc
03/20/17 6:24:32 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Bread
Contents
Bread

FTFY. Your version was redundant, and there are meatless sandwiches. (Like egg salad. Relax -- I'm not going all vegan on you.)
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lordloki12
03/20/17 6:27:18 PM
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MajinZidane posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
Bread with content in between


what about open-face sandwiches?


Just an unfinished sandwich.
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BowserCuffs
03/20/17 6:40:36 PM
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azuarc posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Bread
Contents
Bread

FTFY. Your version was redundant, and there are meatless sandwiches. (Like egg salad. Relax -- I'm not going all vegan on you.)


....................egg salad is vegan? O_o
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Not_an_Owl
03/20/17 6:43:53 PM
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BowserCuffs posted...
azuarc posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Bread
Contents
Bread

FTFY. Your version was redundant, and there are meatless sandwiches. (Like egg salad. Relax -- I'm not going all vegan on you.)


....................egg salad is vegan? O_o

Tofu eggs.
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BowserCuffs
03/20/17 6:45:04 PM
#13:


Not_an_Owl posted...
BowserCuffs posted...
azuarc posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Bread
Contents
Bread

FTFY. Your version was redundant, and there are meatless sandwiches. (Like egg salad. Relax -- I'm not going all vegan on you.)


....................egg salad is vegan? O_o

Tofu eggs.


And what's your mayo substitute?
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Esuriat
03/20/17 6:47:09 PM
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He mentioned egg salad specifically because it isn't vegan, but doesn't "count" as a meat.
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Not_an_Owl
03/20/17 6:50:14 PM
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BowserCuffs posted...
Not_an_Owl posted...
BowserCuffs posted...
azuarc posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Bread
Contents
Bread

FTFY. Your version was redundant, and there are meatless sandwiches. (Like egg salad. Relax -- I'm not going all vegan on you.)


....................egg salad is vegan? O_o

Tofu eggs.


And what's your mayo substitute?

Tofu mayo.
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BowserCuffs
03/20/17 6:50:21 PM
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Esuriat posted...
He mentioned egg salad specifically because it isn't vegan, but doesn't "count" as a meat.


Oh, right. I misread his note at the end there, I see.
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Kain66
03/20/17 6:51:07 PM
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I have a huge problem with so-called steak sandwiches
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MrGreenonion
03/20/17 6:53:50 PM
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a miserable pile of cold cuts
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Reg
03/20/17 6:54:27 PM
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Cold cuts (And cold meat in general) is probably the single worst food-related thing humanity has ever come up with
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LordoftheMorons
03/20/17 6:57:35 PM
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swirIdude
03/20/17 7:26:22 PM
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A hot dog is technically a sandwich, but not spiritually one. Just like how a tomato is a fruit, but would not be included in a fruit salad.
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BowserCuffs
03/20/17 7:27:08 PM
#22:


swirIdude posted...
A hot dog is technically a sandwich, but not spiritually one. Just like how a tomato is a fruit, but would not be included in a fruit salad.


Salsa is technically a tomato-based fruit salad.
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WiggumFan267
03/20/17 7:33:42 PM
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a hot dog
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foolm0r0n
03/20/17 8:36:55 PM
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MajinZidane posted...
what about open-face sandwiches?

If it is exactly a sandwich, but with one of the breads removed, that is an open-face sandwich

If it never had the other bread in the first place, like a pizza, or an eggs benedict, then it's not an open-face sandwich
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Bane_Of_Despair
03/20/17 8:39:38 PM
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psaltery
03/20/17 8:41:53 PM
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Definition of sandwich
a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
b : one slice of bread covered with food
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MajinZidane
03/20/17 8:43:38 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
MajinZidane posted...
what about open-face sandwiches?

If it is exactly a sandwich, but with one of the breads removed, that is an open-face sandwich

If it never had the other bread in the first place, like a pizza, or an eggs benedict, then it's not an open-face sandwich


that makes sense, thanks
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gearofages
03/20/17 8:44:09 PM
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The outside doesn't have to be bread, as long as it's two of the same thing with something between.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
03/20/17 8:45:11 PM
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thundersheep
03/20/17 8:51:05 PM
#30:


BowserCuffs posted...
Salsa is technically a tomato-based fruit salad.


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Unknown_voter
03/20/17 8:52:42 PM
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I don't define s***, I ain't a f***ing dictionary.
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BowserCuffs
03/20/17 8:53:21 PM
#32:


thundersheep posted...
BowserCuffs posted...
Salsa is technically a tomato-based fruit salad.


f*** you.


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KokoroAkechi
03/20/17 8:56:12 PM
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Open face is chef code for "I was too lazy to make a real Sammich"

Generally it's two pieces of bread with stuff between them. They can not be things that would otherwise be called something else (Hamburger). A hot dog is not one because it's two pieces of bread. Also, cutting a hot dog up and putting it into bread is technically a hot dog sammich... I guess, but I'd call it something you should not eat.

Also, there does not have to be any meat, just something that is not a condiment. So technically something like a lettuce sammich is a thing I guess. I don't know. I mean I say meat is optional because obviously peanut butter and jelly exists.

Ice cream is a special case and is called an ice cream sammich simply because of the resemblance to the original.
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BowserCuffs
03/20/17 9:02:52 PM
#34:


KokoroAkechi posted...
Open face is chef code for "I was too lazy to make a real Sammich"


What if it's by consumer request?
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KokoroAkechi
03/20/17 9:12:49 PM
#35:


BowserCuffs posted...
KokoroAkechi posted...
Open face is chef code for "I was too lazy to make a real Sammich"


What if it's by consumer request?


Eater code for "I don't like using my fingers to pick up food"
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Lil_Bit83
03/20/17 9:36:07 PM
#36:


At least two pieces of sliced bread, filling of choice, possible condiments.
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