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Metal_DK 03/14/17 7:17:52 AM #1: |
Happy pi day!
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Steiner 03/14/17 7:20:32 AM #2: |
14.3? that's a f***ed up circle
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SeabassDebeste 03/14/17 7:23:06 AM #3: |
Steiner posted...
14.3? that's a f***ed up country ftfy --- yet all sailors of all sorts are more or less capricious and unreliable - they live in the varying outer weather, and they inhale its fickleness ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Asagi_Igawa 03/14/17 7:27:34 AM #4: |
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson inveted the Mail-sorting engine, the Post Office, Ankh-Morpork. Originally designed as yet another organ (musical instrument). Acquired by Postmaster General Cowerby. In the centre of this machine is one wheel that Johnson, for the sake of tidiness, had designed to have a pi (circumference to diameter ratio) of exactly 3, not 3.14-mumble-mumble-and-a-bit. In order for pi to be exactly 3, the universe has been changed. The machine therefore taps through many layers of the space-time continuum. Mail came out of the sorting machine that wasn't put into it by the human hands of the postal workers. Mail from next week, mail from 50 years in the future, mail that could have been, mail from alternative universes, mail that people swore they posted but really hadn't, mountains of such mail. Finally, Chief Postal Inspector Rumbelow beat up the machine so that it stopped whirring. No longer sorting any mail, the machine still sports an annoying blue glow, and is capable of Considerably Dis-Organizing objects placed above its centre. This makes one of the rooms in the cellars, originally the mail-sorting room, a dangerous place to be. A banshee assassin exploded when he touched the core of the device.
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banananor 03/14/17 8:52:57 AM #5: |
SeabassDebeste posted...
Steiner posted...14.3? that's a f***ed up country 2017.03.14 is the superior format --- You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steiner 03/14/17 9:18:22 AM #6: |
banananor posted...
SeabassDebeste posted...Steiner posted...14.3? that's a f***ed up country and in 3 posts we've been through the entire trajectory this topic takes every year --- Remember, we are eternal - all this pain is an illusion User of the Year 2016, UotY16 Fantasy Champion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SeabassDebeste 03/14/17 9:21:31 AM #7: |
Steiner posted...
and in 3 posts we've been through the entire trajectory this topic takes every year so you've already endured the public stoning? i miss everything! --- yet all sailors of all sorts are more or less capricious and unreliable - they live in the varying outer weather, and they inhale its fickleness ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steiner 03/14/17 9:22:15 AM #8: |
i've been enduring that for years
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