Current Events > Mailman gets caught having sex with customers dog

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
Akagami_Shanks
03/06/17 6:47:04 PM
#1:


http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/minnesota-mailman-arrested-sexual-act-dog/

so out of this, clearly the fact that he was in the garage is the more pressing issue, because bestiality is only 90 days and a $1000 fine


'Merica
---
The arcana is the means by which all is revealed...The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don
03/06/17 6:47:56 PM
#2:


damn you minnesota postman!
---
http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World
I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
03/06/17 6:50:43 PM
#3:


Does it bother anyone else that bestiality is spelled with "best"?
---
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band!
http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
iosifsvoboda
03/06/17 6:51:28 PM
#4:


Since when did they call them customers. Seems like that's the wrong word
---
^_^
... Copied to Clipboard!
#5
Post #5 was unavailable or deleted.
Akagami_Shanks
03/06/17 6:52:21 PM
#6:


I always wonder what goes through peoples minds when they engage in this kind of stuff with animals

I wouldn't even kiss a animal, let alone lick it

that's just some weird shit to me
---
The arcana is the means by which all is revealed...The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks
03/06/17 6:53:19 PM
#7:


fenderbender321 posted...
Why is it okay to pet a dog but not okay to [I'm sure you already know the rest.........]?

this is a real post on CE

"Why is it not okay to have sex with a dog?"
---
The arcana is the means by which all is revealed...The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom
... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS
03/06/17 6:54:24 PM
#8:


Akagami_Shanks posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Why is it okay to pet a dog but not okay to [I'm sure you already know the rest.........]?

this is a real post on CE

It's fenderbender. He's a shit poster.
---
"I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense."
... Copied to Clipboard!
#9
Post #9 was unavailable or deleted.
N1NJAREB0RN
03/06/17 6:55:13 PM
#10:


Did the dog give consent? If so I see no crime.
---
XBL - N1NJA REB0RN
... Copied to Clipboard!
#11
Post #11 was unavailable or deleted.
#12
Post #12 was unavailable or deleted.
DrizztLink
03/06/17 6:59:17 PM
#13:


Well, less than 10 posts and fender's already expanding on his previously established stance on horsefuckery.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
N1NJAREB0RN
03/06/17 6:59:40 PM
#14:


fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
Did the dog give consent? If so I see no crime.


Do dogs give consent when you pet them?


To me, if a dog doesn't try to bite your face off when you interact with them they are giving consent. So your free to do as you please.
---
XBL - N1NJA REB0RN
... Copied to Clipboard!
#15
Post #15 was unavailable or deleted.
VipaGTS
03/06/17 7:02:26 PM
#16:


Because you're a shit poster. Stop being a try hard.
---
"I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense."
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper
03/06/17 7:02:29 PM
#17:


damn thermite did it again
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
N1NJAREB0RN
03/06/17 7:04:16 PM
#18:


fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
Did the dog give consent? If so I see no crime.


Do dogs give consent when you pet them?


To me, if a dog doesn't try to bite your face off when you interact with them they are giving consent. So your free to do as you please.


So if the dog didn't try to bite this mailman, then his only real crime was trespassing in the garage?

DrizztLink posted...
Well, less than 10 posts and fender's already expanding on his previously established stance on horsefuckery.


I don't really have a stance, though. I ask questions. If my questions would just get answered, then I'd be able to form an opinion. But they never do... I just get made fun of for asking them.


Pretty much. If a dog doesn't want you doing something to it they won't let that shit happen.
---
XBL - N1NJA REB0RN
... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456
03/06/17 7:06:09 PM
#19:


This story is so weird.

What about this dog was so sexy that the dude just had to have him right there?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks
03/06/17 7:09:29 PM
#20:


leave it to CE to defend having sex with animals lol
---
The arcana is the means by which all is revealed...The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom
... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike
03/06/17 7:14:33 PM
#21:


fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
Did the dog give consent? If so I see no crime.


Do dogs give consent when you pet them?


Yes. They literally roll over on their back and want their tummy rubbed
---
SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets
http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike
... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom
03/06/17 7:19:24 PM
#22:


Akagami_Shanks posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Why is it okay to pet a dog but not okay to [I'm sure you already know the rest.........]?

this is a real post on CE

"Why is it not okay to have sex with a dog?"

There's a reason I have him tagged as horse fucker
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag
03/06/17 7:20:58 PM
#23:


fenderbender321 posted...
Some people ask that question. And it's legitimate. What sort of damage does it cause to a dog that isn't caused by just petting the dog? I'm not saying it isn't wrong. I'm just trying to form my opinion from the ground up.

Now THIS is shitposting
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13
03/06/17 7:22:13 PM
#24:


Akagami_Shanks posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Why is it okay to pet a dog but not okay to [I'm sure you already know the rest.........]?

this is a real post on CE

"Why is it not okay to have sex with a dog?"

uIIvA6z
Also fenderbender.
---
Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long
... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing
03/06/17 7:22:55 PM
#25:


Did the cat watch?
---
The Fam
... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105
03/06/17 7:23:39 PM
#26:


He was asserting his dominance so no dog would ever chase him or any other mailfolk in that area again.
---
Official Aqua of the Kingdom Hearts 3 board.
... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos
03/06/17 7:31:38 PM
#27:


*reads topic*

That's enough internet for today.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran
03/06/17 7:36:12 PM
#28:


fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
Did the dog give consent? If so I see no crime.


Do dogs give consent when you pet them?


To me, if a dog doesn't try to bite your face off when you interact with them they are giving consent. So your free to do as you please.


So if the dog didn't try to bite this mailman, then his only real crime was trespassing in the garage?

DrizztLink posted...
Well, less than 10 posts and fender's already expanding on his previously established stance on horsefuckery.


I don't really have a stance, though. I ask questions. If my questions would just get answered, then I'd be able to form an opinion. But they never do... I just get made fun of for asking them.

Wtf
... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran
03/06/17 7:36:58 PM
#29:


N1NJAREB0RN posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
Did the dog give consent? If so I see no crime.


Do dogs give consent when you pet them?


To me, if a dog doesn't try to bite your face off when you interact with them they are giving consent. So your free to do as you please.


So if the dog didn't try to bite this mailman, then his only real crime was trespassing in the garage?

DrizztLink posted...
Well, less than 10 posts and fender's already expanding on his previously established stance on horsefuckery.


I don't really have a stance, though. I ask questions. If my questions would just get answered, then I'd be able to form an opinion. But they never do... I just get made fun of for asking them.


Pretty much. If a dog doesn't want you doing something to it they won't let that shit happen.

And wtf
... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather
03/06/17 7:38:44 PM
#30:


So that's what Gilberto's been up to. He became a post man in Minnesota
---
One bourbon,one scotch,one beer
... Copied to Clipboard!
eston
03/06/17 7:41:03 PM
#31:


I clicked the link and my first thought was "Yeah, he looks like a dog fucker"
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury
03/06/17 7:48:51 PM
#32:


Turbam posted...
Does it bother anyone else that bestiality is spelled with "best"?

*raises hand*
---
"Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377)
... Copied to Clipboard!
organicbamf
03/06/17 7:49:49 PM
#33:


YourDrunkFather posted...
So that's what Gilberto's been up to. He became a post man in Minnesota


damn, beat me to it

edit: tho i don't think a post man, because this wasn't a transgender topic
---
get ready for a backside attack ;)
... Copied to Clipboard!
jonicthechao4
03/06/17 7:50:37 PM
#34:


The important question: was the dog later destroyed?
---
"This s*** is s***." - Krystal109
SF Giants: looking for a closer SF 49ers: 1-9 SJ Shorks: 9-8-1 GS Dubs: 11-2
... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever
03/06/17 7:53:55 PM
#35:


My postal worker is female and minds her own business.
---
It was all just random stuff that others thought was a good idea.
... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus
03/07/17 3:06:24 AM
#36:


Too many small minds ITT
---
"If I was a mod I would just ban you for being a furry. It should be an auto-suspend word too." -Houle, Sept. 9, 2011
https://i.imgur.com/P7SnKpo.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen
03/07/17 3:12:17 AM
#37:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine
03/07/17 3:22:03 AM
#38:


It's ok, he handled with care. Tender loving care.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup
03/07/17 3:23:28 AM
#39:


... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus
03/09/17 2:44:14 AM
#41:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
*cuts up hotdogs*


Is this some sort of fad I'm unaware of?
---
"If I was a mod I would just ban you for being a furry. It should be an auto-suspend word too." -Houle, Sept. 9, 2011
https://i.imgur.com/P7SnKpo.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1
03/09/17 2:53:07 AM
#42:


Poor dog, this sick man commited animal abuse, and he looks like a sick man just from the photo.
---
"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice"
... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica
03/09/17 2:56:18 AM
#43:


That mailman clearly likes..... ruff sex.
---
Magcargo & family: http://imgur.com/a/Kq3Gm
3DS FC: 2079-7127-4943 (Pokemon IGN: Zombie, Sage)
... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift
03/09/17 2:56:53 AM
#44:


I'm sure this is all some sort of wacky misunderstanding.
---
Do unto others what your parents did to you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus
03/09/17 10:36:26 AM
#45:


On a more serious note though, the website reporting this is shitty tabloid clickbait. This sort of content is sub-Gawker level trash.
---
"If I was a mod I would just ban you for being a furry. It should be an auto-suspend word too." -Houle, Sept. 9, 2011
https://i.imgur.com/P7SnKpo.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295
03/09/17 10:54:47 AM
#46:


mmm doggy style.

bow chica wow wow

why couldn't this guy just settle for some pussy. meow
... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm
03/09/17 10:59:32 AM
#47:


Didn't Thermite say he was a mailman...
---
I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom
http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus
03/10/17 12:37:13 AM
#48:


Were_Wyrm posted...
Didn't Thermite say he was a mailman...


No
---
"If I was a mod I would just ban you for being a furry. It should be an auto-suspend word too." -Houle, Sept. 9, 2011
https://i.imgur.com/P7SnKpo.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
judasmaiden15
03/12/17 1:42:55 AM
#50:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds
03/14/17 12:46:02 AM
#52:


eston posted...
I clicked the link and my first thought was "Yeah, he looks like a dog fucker"


These crimes are always committed by people who look like they would commit these types of crimes.
... Copied to Clipboard!
OpheliaAdenade
03/18/17 2:16:55 AM
#55:


I guess in this case... the mailman was the one chasing the dog? :u Eh?

I'm sorry if someone made this joke already I didn't read the whole topic.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2