Board 8 > Finding the Average Board 8er: Wang Girth

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Apparently, taking a day off work (without non-work appointments to keep me busy), means I post here more. Let us make use of it.

Two years ago, we found the average Board 8er's wang length: an impressive 6.76 inches based on 71 respondents. I don't expect this poll to get nearly as many respondents, but let's see if a few volunteers step up. With this information, we will finally be able to calculate the volume of the average B8'ers wang GENTLEMEN THIS IS THE DAY.


The Rules
1. Achieve erection.
2. Measure the circumference of your erect shaft with a tape measure (if you don't have a tape measure, you can wrap a piece of paper around your doodad, mark the completed circumference with a marker, and then measure that without a ruler - although a tape measure to the wang will probably be more accurate).
3. Post your results (preferably in inches, although centimeters are okay).

Aite boys, start a-measurin.

this is like the third or fourth time I've seen you take this poll

what is it with you and b8 penis?

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my... girth? o_o;;

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6 inches

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This is the second wang-poll in the Average Board 8er series and the first regarding girth. I don't see the problem. The last one regarding length got 71 respondents, so clearly plenty of people don't mind these polls (they also spur fun discussion at times).

22"

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i had another poll?!

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people actually measure this stuff?

i thought only porn stars did that stuff

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Dunno exactly, but all I know is that I'm thicker than average.

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It's like the trunk of a tree

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From: UltimaterializerX | #008

It's however long a dollar is.

Glad I only use cards nowadays

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PartOfYourWorld posted...

This is the second wang-poll in the Average Board 8er series and the first regarding girth. I don't see the problem. The last one regarding length got 71 respondents, so clearly plenty of people don't mind these polls (they also spur fun discussion at times).

I'm pretty sure you've repolled it one time!

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Nope. I've only re-polled age and current-gen console preferences.

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Oh, and # of sexual partners, I think.

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A dollar is six inches.

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Jesus, this board is really f***ing pathetic some times.

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Seriously, these used to get tons of respondents.

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3 inches wider than yoblazers head.

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I know, and my sentiments surely have not changed in the slightest.

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I don't follow. You'd basically have enjoyed the board more if I was never a part of it?

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It's hilarious how uptight people can get when you mention anything remotely sexual.

Either way, the only thing pathetic about this topic is that it basically proves a bunch of people either lied or guessed for the length topic. I know I'm not going to answer because I'm just far too lazy to check, and I'm sure most people here are the same. I doubt all that many people actually measured their dongs when that topic was up.

Unless they just do it for no reason and happened to have the number in their head. Maybe that's actually normal, I don't know.

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its not thunder

and i dont trust that result either

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PartOfYourWorld posted...

I don't follow. You'd basically have enjoyed the board more if I was never a part of it?

No, not at all. I'm referring to the actual answers people give, when people are 'serious'.

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I provided two methods in the opening post.

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I'm sure there's plenty of notebook paper at the elementary scho-

Naw too easy.

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I know my length is exactly 8 inches because my ex grabbed a ruler and measured one day. I don't have a tape measure for girth and can't be bothered to find one

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7.5 inches

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I don't know offhand and I am in no position to obtain a measurement right now.

Maybe tonight

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Btw, based on studies, the average erect girth is a little under 5 inches, so we're beating the girth average by a similar margin as we did the length.

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From: UltimaterializerX | #008

It's however long a dollar is.

oh yeah well mine's the length of a 20 dollar bill, OH YEAH

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I thought girth was diameter, not circumference.

I've been underselling!

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