Board 8 > You are Jeff Zero (CYOA)

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You are Jeff Zero

what do you do

A) Check Board 8 Homepage
B) Look for work as a struggling voice actor
C) Other

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C

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C) be above all conflict and disagreement on board 8 while wearing sunglasses

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you spot some adversity in the distance, but decide that it's best to stay positive and not get involved in such matters.

now what?

A) Check Board 8 Homepage
B) Look for work as a struggling voice actor
C) Go to SantaRPGs house
D) Call the police on SantaRPG
E) Other

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D

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D) Call the police on SantaRPG

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C) and then D)

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you successfully call the police on SantaRPG. he is arrested on multiple counts of possession of _____.

a few hours later, you get a call from the station. it's SANTA, and he wants you to bail him out.

what do you do?

A) Check Board 8 Homepage
B) Agree to bail SANTA out
C) Go rob SANTA's house while you know he's not there
D) Other

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c

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B) Hes too nice

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You seem to be rather insistent about a.

So a)

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you decide to go rob SANTA's house while he's in jail. this is good, because you don't have any money. luckily, you have an Arcanine. you summon Arcanine and ride it to SANTA's house.

it's pretty easy to bust in the windows.

inside you find $300, a lifesize mannequin wearing a shirt that says MRSCLAUSRPG, and all of the intellectual rights to the game Sandquest CYOA and Sandquest RPG

because SANTA was not busted out of jail, he can no longer vote in this topic

Now what?

A) use SANTA's computer to check Board 8
B) Check Self
C) Look around some more
D) Go somewhere else (Specify)
E) Other

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D) Go to MRSClaus;s house

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you summon Arcanine to give you a ride to the North Pole, so that you can visit MRSCLAUSE

you're not sure that money is valuable in the North Pole so instead you choose to bring along the Sandquest CYOA and RPG intellectual property rights. before you can get there, however, border patrol in Canada stops you.

'sorry there baka gaijin but by orders of the great Lord Embok-sama no trespassing into the motherland'

how do you respond?

A) Kill him
B) Have Arcanine Kill him
C) Go America all over his ass
D) Run away

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C

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This is quite the topic.

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I'm impressed by how nice Jeff Zero is, and by the fact that he has an Arcanine.

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c

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you leap off of Arcanine and draw your trust AMERICAN FLAG

it has an attack power of 999

you rend through the earth with a single blow, completely disintegrating the border patrol unit and separating Canada into two separate land masses, East Canada and West Canada

Lord Embok and Mac Arrowny are quick to respond to the scene, and they do not seem pleased.

what do you do?

A) Hide in Mac's closet and pretend to be dead
B) Try to take them both on with the American Flag
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D) Other

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From: SantaRPG | #020

jeff zero how could you put me in prison and steal my intellectual property

I dunno, man!

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It's "B", by the way

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C

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you call your good friend the icon ownz all, he shows up and starts complaining about how we are 30 years behind the rest of the western world in regards to border relations between the US and Canada

Mac and Embok feel pretty sorry for themselves, also neither of them are any good at fighting

the icon ownz all gives you a rare Tom Waits record as a parting gift

continue on?

A) Continue forward (to NORTH POLE)
B) Turn back (to AMERICA)
C) Go somewhere else (WHERE?)

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A

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A

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C) Dublin

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with BEST FRIEND WHISKEY NICK I might add

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your trusty pal Arcanine tags along with you, and you use the American Flag to make a carrying sack at the end of the flag pole. it's useful for carrying up to 3 items

you march across canada in about 2 minutes flat because I have no idea how big canada is

you reach the edge of the ocean, though. this might be a problem.

now what?

A) Check Self
B) Check Inventory
C) Try to swim across?
D) Try to walk across?
E) Other

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D

also with BEST FRIEND WHISKEY NICK


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b

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From: Drakeryn | #032

D

also with BEST FRIEND WHISKEY NICK

A Drakeryn after my own best friend! <3

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D, and while you're heading up there, take a detour to Alaska to beat up ZX_Lucian.

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BEST FRIEND WHISKEY NICK shows up, slightly miffed that you split Canada into East Canada and West Canada. this makes it slightly harder for him to get to the ABC store since his house happened to be on one side of the fault you created and the ABC store was on the other.

still, since he is BEST FRIEND status he forgives you.

'hey, watch this', WHISKEY NICK says. he pounds back a 40 oz of some sissy canadian beer or something and then starts to walk across the ocean

after about 5 steps, he falls directly into the water and starts drowning

now what?

A) Check self.
B) Check Inventory.
C) Jump in to save him
D) Swim Across
E) Walk Across
F) Other

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E.

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f

gets rescued by WALTER BISHOP

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Even Heroic Jeff Zero is, occasionally, a complete ass.

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F. Drink a 40 oz. of a manly American beer, then C.

EDIT: W00T STP!

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F) Fish for Water pokemon

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You see Whiskey Nick drowning and decide that it's a good idea to attempt to do the same thing he just did. You pound back a 40 oz. of some non-sissy AMERICAN beer and then start to walk across the ocean to the north pole.

unfortunately, you fall into the water and begin drowning.

the water is freezing, causing you to get hypothermia.

Walter Bishop does not come to save you.

** You are Jeff Zero (CYOA) GAME OVER **

Final Stats:
Pedophiles Arrested: 1
Countries Destroyed: 1

Inventory:
Arcanine
Sandquest CYOA and RPG Intellectual Property Rights
Rare Tom Waits Record

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A. Go all FOOL'S OVERTURE up in here and make deal with devil to return to life.

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Yess

I eliminated JZ

Not bad stats tho, gotta hand it to him, he did a good job

But for the rec, the idea was to walk across Whiskey Nick and reach the other side

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*cries manly tears for Jeff Zero*

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I feel it would be incredibly selfish of me to post a Big Boss salute toward myself

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'Hnn. . . Where am I? It feels warm. . .'

You can't see anything, but your body feels very warm. You're unable to move.

A booming voice can be heard in the depths of blackness that surround you.

"I AM SATAN. I WILL REVIVE YOU, JEFF ZERO, ON ONE CONDITION. YOU MUST UNLEASH MY POWER UPON THE MORTAL REALM BY WAY OF SUMMONING RITUAL. SPEAK THE 'KHAQQHAK' IN FULL, BY WAY OF 8 SEPARATE POSTERS, WITHOUT INTERRUPTION, AND YOUR ADVENTURE SHALL CONTINUE!"

How about it? Would you make a deal with the Devil to come back?

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Say that you preferred a way to revive yourself with augmentations and **** but this will do.

K

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H

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