Board 8 > Board 8 Championship Wrestling Episode 1

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(these are HD recordings so it's best if you set them to 720p)

THE CARD

TJ Strife vs. Nee (B8HC Tournament)

XIII vs. Eddie Vee (B8HC Tournament)

"The Archangel" Michael Warren vs NiteMare (IBC Tournament)

Whiskey Nick vs. Slammin' Steve Hammond (B8HC Tournament)

Sir Cobain vs. Francesco H. Rossi (IBC Tournament

Main Event:
Bob Sapp vs. Jay Dizzy (B8HC Tournament)

PLEASE KEEP SPOlLERS TO A MINIMUM UNTIL EVERYONE HAS WATCHED THEM. IF YOU WANT TO CUT A PROMO ON THE RESULTS OF THE EPISODE, MARK IT WITH SPOILERS FOR NOW

Also, if you have questions, want to make a suggestion on your character's development, make sure all suggestions are sent via PM.

So enjoy! You can break character in this topic, just try to establish which way you're going so I can tell the difference.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

HYPE TIME

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"whats a matter afried i might boobs punch you" - ertyu

Hype time, indeed.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

spoulers in edit

*hype package for debut of GTM*

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GTM, I forget, did you actually post information in the other topic or just said "Same as before."

Cause I don't have "before" anymore.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Oh god almost didn't see this because it didn't have b8cw in the title

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Yeah, I thought of that after I posted it.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Bumpo.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Good first show. The match between Nick and Hammond was really close fought. Also, I laughed pretty hard toward the end of Cobain/Rossi when

*spoilers?*




Rossi ran across the ring and dove headfirst into the mat.

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Message Detail

*spoilers* Message detail

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Bump.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

spoilers message detail

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Another bump, and I'll have my response in a bit, Nee.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

A quick promo in the Message Detail


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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

Alright, this has been up for over a day.

No need for spoilers going forward.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

THERE MAY BE SPOILERS IN THIS PROMO



Whatever god it is that Michael Warren claims to work for, I don't fear him. Whatever force he has on his side, I don't care, I have destiny on my side. As the only third generation wrestler in B8CW, it's my right to win this title, my right to be a champion. Just like my father Duke Cobain, and my grandfather Lord Cobain, I will be a champion. My pedigree alone demands that I win the IB title, and my talent will ensure that I keep it. I will become the greatest Inter Board champion of all time. So while you're busy looking to "purge the wicked", or "smite the deceivers", you better watch out, Michael Warren, or else you'll find yourself on your back and in the Figure Four, the same move that my family has used to win titles generation after generation. I'm Sir Cobain, I'm the best pure wrestler in B8CW, and next week you're all going to witness my statement of intent.

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Schedule for Episode 2:

NiteMare vs. Francesco H. Rossi (Exhibition Match)

TJ Strife vs. Eddie Vee (B8HC Tournament)

Nee/Bob Sapp vs. Whiskey on the Rocks (Whiskey Nick/XIII) for the Board 8 Tag Team Championship

Slammin' Steve Hammond vs. Jay Dizzy (B8HC Tournament)

"The Archangel" Michael Warren vs. Sir Cobain for the Interboard Championship

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

My actions all make sense now! And of course I picked a great tag partner too.

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Soon the most dominant tag team of all time will be champions in two federations!

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The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8

HA! HA! HA!

BEAST NOT ENJOY WHISKEY ON ROCKS, TOO EXPENSIVE FOR BEAST WALLET! BEAST CRUSH WHISKEY ON ROCKS LIKE SPRITZER ON PEBBLE!

WHY, YOU ASK?

HOW?

BEAST MADE FASTER, BETTER, STRONGER!

BEAST ONCE HAD BAD KNEE, BUT NOW FOUND EXCELLENT NEE!

HA! HA! HA!

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TRUE B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

As much as I hate rewarding Nee's behavior, we needed a team to challenge Whiskey on the Rocks for the vacant Tag Team Championship. And I'm all about fair competition, so despite your decision to attack myself and Jay Dizzy after our respective matches, and the fact that Bob Sapp refused to stop your assault on Dizzy (and then tried to eat the turnbuckle), you've found yourself an ally to take on Whiskey on the Rocks.

But know this: attacking wrestlers before or after matches will be met with serious consequences if it continues.

Because, you see, I will do everything to win the Board 8 Heavyweight Championship. But I also do it within the rules. I will become B8HC, I will defeat Eddie Vee, I will defeat whoever I face in the finals, and I will defend the title against all comers. And as a man once said, you'll have to kill me before you'll take my title.

So enjoy the fact that you'll still have a shot at championship gold despite me whipping your candy ass. You've... "earned" it.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

....THAT NOT COMING OUT OF BEAST PAYCHECK, RIGHT?

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No, the Beast will still get his weekly pork chop.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

OH HAPPY DAY! NO FANCY FEAST ON SUNDAYS ANY LONGER!

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TRUE B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

By the way, I'm using the Custom Movie Entrance thing to create some entrances for everyone.

No more WWE logo for you guys!

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Oh, that would be nice.

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Well it largely breaks down to picking a theme and they inter-splice your finisher in a couple times.

Better than nothing, though.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Listen up, TJ Strife. I am here to have a good time, and I think these people want to see the belt belong to a guy who is in this for love of the game and love of life in general. And no offense, but no one but NO ONE can show the b8CW a good time like ol' Eddie Vee can.

I am just a Rock n Rollin', Jumpin' n Jivin' son of a gun from the good ole Bronx and I think that if you aren't having fun that you just aren't WRESTLING my friend. I thought XIII understood this, but then he turns around and badmouths me.

I have every hope that you will not do the same to me. Because I wanna like ya sonny, but if you don't show me the proper respect boyo, imma crack ya in the jaw.

Because Hello HELLO, I'm Eddie Vee, man.

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Cobain!

You dare to challenge me to a battle of submissions? I am a master of breaking down and destroying the human body. I will make you feel pain second only to the tortures of hell that you are doomed to experience after your death. Your geneology means nothing to one of divine power. When all is said and done you will submit to me and my Judgement.


(I had totally forgotten that Cobain was the other submission guy in the fed)

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All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

NOT DONE WATCHING YET.

But I love how Nick lost because of a game glitch.

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Shining Force IV will rise!

Once again the SWEET SCIENCE proves its superiority over all other styles. I don't care if you Do Mma, judo, wrestling, fencing, sorcery or if your a got damn ninja! Once these fists become aquanted with that chin it's lights out baby!

The haters were all saying "oh Bob Sap is too big, no way Jay is gonna win" well my trainer just told me the bigger they are the harder they fall!

Next up is Slammin' Steve. Sounds like a gay porn star and he's ain't C.C Sabathia if you catch my drift. Not that I got anything against the homosexuals. Anyways ima bout to slam this right hand against Steve's face you can count on that!

As for Née...I've got somethin for him too

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oh man things are heating up

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

THE FOLLOWING IS A STATEMENT RELEASED BY THE THREE RIVERS TALENT AGENCY, VIA THE AGENT OF STEVEN DEANDRAY HAMMOND
Mr. Hammond would like to thank B8CW for giving him the opportunity to show his in-ring prowess in front of a live audience. He would also like to thank said audience for the opportunity to perform in front of them. He has stated he is very grateful to both parties, and says he plans on competing in this company for a long period of time.

In regards to one "Jay Dizzy", a competitor who will face Mr. Hammond in his upcoming match in the B8CW Championship tournament, my client is less enthusiastic. While the Three Rivers Talent Agency is not at liberty to quote Mr. Hammond, nor reveal the amount of profanities laden in his statement, it will give a paraphrase of his opinions, as per his request:

"Jay Dizzy? That no talent [person] thinks he can bring his [not nice guy] [posterior] at me at call me [stuff] and get away with it? If he thinks he's "gonna" come to me in the ring and [mess] with me he's got another thing coming. So he beat Bob Sapp, a [large-bottomed man]? Who gives a [care]? The only two right hands that will be slamming anything will be mine to his [darn] face and the ref's to the ring as he counts to three. He'll be wishing he was getting dunked on by me on the court when I dunk his scrawny [posterior] onto the mat. You can bet on that."

(The previous statement is representative of the views of one Steven DeAndray Hammond and does not represent the opinions of the Three Rivers Talent Agency)

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SuperNiceDog: Guru winner

I'm glad all the faces and heels act like equal dicks.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

From: TheRock1525 | #036
I'm glad all the faces and heels act like equal dicks.

Is there really a difference these days, what with the popularity of antiheroes and societal rebels?

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John Cena seems like a nice guy.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Also Kofi Kingston isn't a jerk.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

From: TheRock1525 | #038
John Cena seems like a nice guy.

He was at his nicest when he was telling guys to suck his testicles.

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Michael....Warren......The Archangel........you ruined my debut......I shall have.....my vengeance........

You.....are my first.......

ENEMY


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(I contest that statement that all of the heels and faces're being dicks. Eddie Vee's being a nice enough guy. >_>')



"Now, Ah had hoped that when ah signed on to start performin' for those curious about what the Bee Eight Cee Dubya had to offer, that there'd be at least a week to enjoy the new promotion smell that you just don't get nowadays, before the misfits that make up this joint stahted feudin' over slights imagined and un. Obviously mah hopes were ill placed."



Francesco puts his bag down, pulls a lighter from his fedora's band and a lights an off-brand cigar, begins taking puffs in between every few words.



"Howevah, ah have no plans to take part in these, how you call, shenanigans. Ah wish Kurt the best of luck in his match with Excelsior and his delusions of grandeur, and, as such, have no intentions of ****in' with his chances of bein' the inaugural Ayh Bee Cee Champion. Now, ah must admit to havin' an issue with two of the challengers for our tag titles, however."

"Roman Numeral and The Knight That Says. Ah don't rightly tolerate disrespectin' yer fellow showmen after cleanly losin' to them, an' I especially don't tolerate renegin' on a gentleman's handshake on false charges. Knight, it is solely out of concern for yer partner's and potentially mah paycheck, that ah also don't plan on ruinin' the tag title match, before or aftah. Ah must insist on meetin' the both of ya in the ring for a calm discussion of how colleagues should treat each other in the workplace some time in the near future."



Rossi calmly puts out his cigar on a nearby techie.



"Before that, though. To the Shameless Knockoff who Ah'm scheduled to face on the second show of the B8CW's existence, whatevah it ends up bein' called, who is undoubtedly baffled bah mah polysyllabic vocabulary and refahned Georgian accent, so ah am now going to talk slowah for his benefit."

"...Ah will kick yer creatively uninspirahed keistah up one side of the ring and down the othah. Ah will not enjoy it, but for the sake of mah gettin' an appearance paycheck this comin' Friday, it will be done."



(I realized half-way through that I can't do Italian accents, and figured, hell, Rock has the ring announcer off, so he isn't officially from Rome. Also anything further will not be pronounced phonetically like this one. >_>')

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That way, every single day is blessed.

From: IhatethisCPU | #042
(I contest that statement that all of the heels and faces're being dicks. Eddie Vee's being a nice enough guy. >_>')

I agree there, daddy-o!

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Rossi is supposed to be Italian?

I've made him more like a desperado Mexican. Thought it fit his music.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

I had Rome, Italy in the bio, mate. ...Although I was wondering why he had that tattoo, explains a bit.

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I am an advocate of celebrating not just the new year, but every single new day.
That way, every single day is blessed.

So now he's an Italian Mexican with a Georgian accent.

Awesome.

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I support this outcome!

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IhatethisCPU posted...
I had Rome, Italy in the bio, mate. ...Although I was wondering why he had that tattoo, explains a bit.

Designing characters was more a reflection of music than anything.

You don't pick a song like that and go "Yup, Italian."

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

I think I like this Mexican/Italian design more than one of just an Italian.

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

I think I should state again that I am pretty please with how Eddie Vee turned out.

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