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MRNlCEWATCH 04/27/12 9:35:00 AM #1: |
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guy: im sorry that i f***ing like anal sex. im sorry that you dont love me enough to do it girl: (who is crying uncontrollably) its not...my... fault... i have... a tight...butthole guy: youre damn right you have a tight a******! you are the biggest b**** in the world! i love america -- MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Achromatic 04/27/12 9:37:00 AM #2: |
Amazing.
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DeathChicken 04/27/12 9:38:00 AM #3: |
This is the part where you jump in heroically, strike a Superman pose and declare "Fear not, I will have anal sex with you!"
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Ayuyu 04/27/12 9:38:00 AM #4: |
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MRNlCEWATCH 04/27/12 9:38:00 AM #5: |
this literally happened in literal public which is the amazing part
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foolm0ron 04/27/12 9:38:00 AM #6: |
I bet the makeup anal sex was great
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NoName999 04/27/12 9:40:00 AM #7: |
DeathChicken posted...
This is the part where you jump in heroically, strike a Superman pose and declare "Fear not, I will have anal sex with you!" -- "This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. It feels like.... pants ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 04/27/12 9:41:00 AM #8: |
XD
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RyokIes 04/27/12 9:42:00 AM #9: |
literally amazing
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_Carlemagne_ 04/27/12 9:49:00 AM #10: |
best story ever
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azuarc 04/27/12 9:50:00 AM #11: |
MRNlCEWATCH posted...
this literally happened in literal public which is the amazing part I literally can't believe that you literally heard this in literal public. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rad Link 5 04/27/12 11:48:00 AM #12: |
I SAW YOUR ANUS, WOW!
RIGHT THEN I TOOK A VOW! -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i54.tinypic.com/vcw0ax.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robazoid 04/27/12 11:50:00 AM #13: |
Well this certainly beats out the breakup I overheard on a bus ride home one Wednesday afternoon.
Girl (completely deadpan): I just don't love you anymore (Guy beside her sobbing uncontrollably) -- **R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D** ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CycloRaptor 04/27/12 11:53:00 AM #14: |
what an alpha
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TheCodeisBosco 04/27/12 11:56:00 AM #15: |
LMAO, wow. I thought **** this weird only happened at McD's.
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ScorpioVS 04/27/12 12:57:00 PM #16: |
I literally can't believe that you literally heard this in literal public.
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WhoopsyDaisy 04/27/12 1:09:00 PM #17: |
You can get the guy off faster if you have a tight butthole, and even more so if you clench it. My favorite technique is clenching on the way up and loosening on the way down and taking all of him. She just needs to learn how to accept his disco stick (push out like you're pooping; you need to relax your muscles and make your butthole bigger).
Of course, if the guy thinks he can just pull her pants down and stick it in, he's obviously never had a dick in his butt and is revealing an embarrassing lack of knowledge of how buttholes work. -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeroDelTiempo17 04/27/12 1:10:00 PM #18: |
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #017 If only you had been there, you could have saved their relationship. -- http://img.imgcake.com/AitchDeeTee/panicdancegifta.gif http://backloggery.com/herodeltiempo/sig.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhoopsyDaisy 04/27/12 1:15:00 PM #19: |
"EXCUSE ME MISS! I am an expert in getting buttsexed and I am here to help. Have you considered pushing out with your butt in order to accept his dick with less resistance? And sir, have you tried warming her up first with fingers, or progressively larger toys? Are you using lots of lube?"
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JDTAY 04/27/12 1:17:00 PM #20: |
Damn, Whoopsy, that was the biggest TMI I've ever experienced in my life, after already experiencing a pretty big one in the OP.
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Punnyz 04/27/12 1:19:00 PM #21: |
considering how vulgar he was, I'm surprised he referred to it as "Anal Sex"
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CycloRaptor 04/27/12 1:20:00 PM #22: |
user punnyz literally surprised at the unlikely details in another persons story
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Punnyz 04/27/12 1:22:00 PM #23: |
Thats not it
I just found it funny thats the only part that caught me off guard, I'm not pointing out the unlikeliness! stop being a drunk -- http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1973/scottpilgrimingredients.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__Smurf__ 04/27/12 1:23:00 PM #24: |
eh that really happened? Its like a seth macfarlane comedy sketch thats just slightly too direct to be funny.
Though to happen IRL you'd have to wonder wtf is going on in those peoples heads. How does a conversation line like that suddenly become relevant discussion outside of subway. -- Smurf, the cream of Sonic fanboyism ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punnyz 04/27/12 1:33:00 PM #25: |
From: __Smurf__ | #024 "Man I love foot long subs. IT REMINDS ME OF MY FOOTLONG THE ONE YOU"RE GONNA GET ANALLY TONIGHT" "But I don't want to" then cue the sentences Sess said -- http://img.imgcake.com/LtM/1221590366883.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__Smurf__ 04/27/12 1:36:00 PM #26: |
From: Punnyz | #025 y'know thats probably exactly how it happened. It was her fault, she should have brought him somewhere that served less phallic food. -- http://mypsn.eu.playstation.com/psn/profile/smurfsdabomb.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Emporer_Kazbar 04/27/12 1:39:00 PM #27: |
From: __Smurf__ | #024 So exactly like a Seth MacFarlane sketch? -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punnyz 04/27/12 1:39:00 PM #28: |
lets see here
"I love big macs, REMINDS ME OF MY BIG MAC....etc" "I love burritos, REMINDS ME OF...etc" "I hate Long John Silvers Fish Tacos, just like YOUR fish taco, which is why YOU"RE GETTIN ANAL TONIGHT" I don't think theres a place where this COULDN"T have come up -- http://29.media.tumblr.com/zbT6A1rVVpd1ctqyD1A6EJQ4o1_400.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Emporer_Kazbar 04/27/12 1:42:00 PM #29: |
From: Punnyz | #028 KFC? Five Guys? Arby's? Carl's Jr.? -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 04/27/12 1:49:00 PM #30: |
From: Emporer_Kazbar | #029 "I'll pass on the chicken fingers, the fat goes right to my butt" "At least SOMETHING gets to go to your butt" -- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Emporer_Kazbar 04/27/12 1:51:00 PM #31: |
From: Panthera | #030 The same could be said of any food, so that doesn't count. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhoopsyDaisy 04/27/12 1:52:00 PM #32: |
Arby's? Seriously? Roast beef sandwiches. Come on.
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CycloRaptor 04/27/12 1:54:00 PM #33: |
w0w kazbar
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Emporer_Kazbar 04/27/12 1:54:00 PM #34: |
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #032 Name one person in the world who has ever referred to their penis as a roast beef sandwich. And you right now doesn't count. And if you're referring to her ass as the "buns", that's too much of stretch. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WickIebee 04/27/12 1:58:00 PM #35: |
You know, only you guys at B8 can turn some topic I didn't find funny entering, to something I can crack up to. I just wanted you all to know that.
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MrGreenonion 04/27/12 1:59:00 PM #36: |
From: Emporer_Kazbar | #029 "Man I love having Five Guys! Just like you're gonna feel like you had five guys when I finish with your butthole tonight!" -- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Furious Fura 04/27/12 2:14:00 PM #37: |
Emporer_Kazbar posted...
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #032 Arby's? Seriously? Roast beef sandwiches. Come on. Name one person in the world who has ever referred to their penis as a roast beef sandwich. And you right now doesn't count. And if you're referring to her ass as the "buns", that's too much of stretch. he could just say that her vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich and that is why he wants anal obviously -- /ssbsb/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommodoreTN 04/27/12 2:18:00 PM #38: |
I am literally speechless right now
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ctesjbuvf 04/27/12 3:07:00 PM #39: |
oh god
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