Board 8 > I just don't get onions.

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MZero11
04/25/12 6:44:00 PM
#1:


Why are they in everything? The onion is a vegetable grown in hell.

Right off the bat, the smell is horrible. It's like if body odor had some terrible B.O. of it's own, that's the best way to describe the smell. If the rancid stench isn't enough to make you throw up everything you had prior, the taste is just down right offensively bad, and it completely ruins the taste everything they touch, especially when cut into tiny little pieces so you can't eat around them or pick them out.

Horrible abomination of everything.

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Natwaf_akidna
04/25/12 6:45:00 PM
#2:


Tastes great man.

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AdmiralZephyr
04/25/12 6:45:00 PM
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I think this is the most inaccurate assessment of anything ever.

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beavis666x2
04/25/12 6:46:00 PM
#4:


http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=onions

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CycloRaptor
04/25/12 6:47:00 PM
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I think this is the most inaccurate assessment of anything ever.

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CrimsonOcean
04/25/12 6:47:00 PM
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This topic is terrible and you should feel bad.

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pjbasis
04/25/12 6:47:00 PM
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Completely true until you cook them.

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GrapefruitKing
04/25/12 6:48:00 PM
#8:


I feel the same about cheese

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Naye745
04/25/12 6:48:00 PM
#9:


i agree with this topic too

fortunately half the time they've been cooked enough that they barely taste like anything, so they're more "there" than "ungodly awful"

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JDTAY
04/25/12 6:48:00 PM
#10:


Fun fact: Futures trading on onions is banned in America, making them the least capitalist vegetable.

I still love them though, so screw you.

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swordz9
04/25/12 6:49:00 PM
#11:


I don't like onions either though that's partly because they're poisonous to me. Whenever I want to eat spaghetti I make sure to find a sauce or paste without any onions.

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ninkendo
04/25/12 6:57:00 PM
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what a bunch of kids

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SmartMuffin
04/25/12 6:58:00 PM
#13:


onions are in the top tier of vegetables

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KingKracko
04/25/12 6:59:00 PM
#14:


I'm an incredibly picky eater, but onions are great.

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SpeedYoshi
04/25/12 7:03:00 PM
#15:


oh god i love onions, especially with peppers
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Ayuyu
04/25/12 7:05:00 PM
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Onions are some of the best vegetables.

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hockeydude15
04/25/12 7:16:00 PM
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I used to be the same way until i got a roommate that knew how to cook and used onions all the time. By themselves i still can't stand them but they enhance the flavor of so many foods that outright not eating them is such a terrible choice.

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Wanglicious
04/25/12 7:19:00 PM
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From: GrapefruitKing | #008
I feel the same about cheese


you.
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Raka_Putra
04/25/12 7:37:00 PM
#19:


Onion is great. Not best vegetable, but it's good.

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thundersheep
04/25/12 7:41:00 PM
#20:


There is only one thing worse than onions, and that is the pickle. How those two became burger staples I will never understand.

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Kaxon
04/25/12 7:42:00 PM
#21:


I think this is the most inaccurate assessment of anything ever.

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CycloRaptor
04/25/12 7:46:00 PM
#22:


There is only one thing worse than onions, and that is the pickle. How those two became burger staples I will never understand.

I love onions on burgers, but I am so with you on Pickle. I refuse to eat anything with pickles. It is gross and ruins everything. And you can't even just take it off because it leaves a strong aftertaste.

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Jeff Zero
04/25/12 7:50:00 PM
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From: Natwaf_akidna | #002
Tastes great man.



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Kaxon
04/25/12 7:51:00 PM
#24:


Pickles are tasty too.

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MZero11
04/25/12 7:51:00 PM
#25:


From: beavis666x2 | #004
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=onions


This was one of the stupidest things I've ever laid eyes on. After the grocery store part I could never take anything this person writes seriously ever again. He also calls himself an adult but can't write a decent sentence without cussing, haha

Also, there are some rare occurrences where onions are tolerable but never necessary.

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SmartMuffin
04/25/12 9:47:00 PM
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LeonhartFour
04/25/12 9:48:00 PM
#27:


Onions suck.

Sour pickles, too. Sweet pickles are good.

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AlecTrevelyan006
04/25/12 10:05:00 PM
#28:


Love the taste of onion in things, not a fan of the consistency.

Don't want it on my burger, but I'm fine with it in my burger, for example.

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HeroDelTiempo17
04/25/12 10:14:00 PM
#29:


Onions are amazing as a topping. Obviously just eating straight onions would be bad but they are usually a great complement and/or cooked to deliciousness.

Although if your hate of onion rings prevents you from eating onion rings then I just feel sorry for you.

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Emporer_Kazbar
04/25/12 10:15:00 PM
#30:


Onions are great when done right. And they're done right about 75% of the time.

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foolm0ron
04/25/12 10:19:00 PM
#31:


Onions are so incredibly versatile. If you say you hate onions, you are cutting out tons of foods. Maybe you just hate raw white onions? Because those definitely have a pungent and sharp and overpowering flavor and scent.

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Kaxon
04/25/12 11:35:00 PM
#32:


From: LeonhartFour | #025
Onions suck.

Sour pickles, too. Sweet pickles are good.


Apparently your bad taste isn't limited to liking Squall! Sweet pickles are nasty.

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LeonhartFour
04/25/12 11:38:00 PM
#33:


I am incredibly picky and particular.

Only the best for me, whether it's video game characters or food

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MrGreenonion
04/26/12 12:03:00 AM
#34:


Onions are like salt and pepper, they enhance the flavors of the other ingredients.

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RayDyn
04/26/12 12:13:00 AM
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From: LeonhartFour | Posted: 4/26/2012 12:48:52 AM | #027
Onions suck.

Sour pickles, too. Sweet pickles are good.


Wrong on all three accounts,

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KingofFF8
04/26/12 12:22:00 AM
#36:


Love onions. I feel the same way but with bell peppers. No idea how the original host of Iron Chef does that.

Whenever there's Sausage and Peppers at a party, I pick only the sausage. I love spicy peppers and spicy food though.

Also I hate the taste of jalepenos. Habeneros are delicious.

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RayDyn
04/26/12 12:28:00 AM
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From: KingofFF8 | Posted: 4/26/2012 3:22:02 AM | #036
No idea how the original host of Iron Chef does that.


Yellow bell peppers are actually pretty sweet tasting, they have none of the bitterness present in green bell peppers.

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foolm0ron
04/26/12 12:31:00 AM
#38:


Green bell peppers are disgusting in every form.

Red bell peppers raw are the best vegetable by far. Super crisp and refreshing crunchy texture, slightly citrusy flavor. Yellow and orange are obviously in between, but they aren't bad compared to green. I would definitely Iron Chef a yellow bell pepper.

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RayDyn
04/26/12 12:34:00 AM
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From: foolm0ron | Posted: 4/26/2012 3:31:01 AM | #038
I would definitely Iron Chef a yellow bell pepper.


I do all the time.

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YetAnothrShadow
04/26/12 1:03:00 AM
#40:


From: SmartMuffin | #026


Oh god damn you

Now I'm gonna be listening to this in loop for the next few hours.

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MrGreenonion
04/26/12 1:34:00 AM
#41:


From: foolm0ron | #038
Green bell peppers are disgusting in every form.

Red bell peppers raw are the best vegetable by far


Green bell peppers and red bell peppers are the same vegetable (technically, fruit). The reds are ripened, the greens are unripened.

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/26/12 1:34:00 AM
#42:


They taste very different though. Personally, my fav of that batch is orange bell peppers. Yellow is also good.

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VincentLauw
04/26/12 6:56:00 AM
#43:


these topics are always

'onions are in so many types of food how can you say you hate them???'

yes because using it as a flavor enhancer is the same thing as just putting (large or tiny) pieces of onion in food. Texture does not have anything to do with taste at all am I right

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MegaWentEvil
04/26/12 6:56:00 AM
#44:


Onions are for holy people like me!
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HeroDelTiempo17
04/26/12 7:01:00 AM
#45:


But onions are still good when chopped and put in food. Unless it's some weird non-complementary food that had onions thrown at it randomly, in which case you're probably just eating bad food. So I guess I don't get what you're complaining about.

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CycloRaptor
04/26/12 7:04:00 AM
#46:


yeah i mean if you are just saying 'i dont get onions!!" how are people supposed to know you mean "i get onions in most circumstances but dont get onions in others!!!"

because that second statement applies to literally almost every kind of food. i cannot think of any kind of food i like that i feel goes well with every other kind of food.

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VincentLauw
04/26/12 7:06:00 AM
#47:


From: HeroDelTiempo17 | #045
But onions are still good when chopped and put in food. Unless it's some weird non-complementary food that had onions thrown at it randomly, in which case you're probably just eating bad food. So I guess I don't get what you're complaining about.


That I don't like (strongly dislike even) onions chopped and put in food?

How is that such a hard thing to grasp

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KingButz
04/26/12 7:08:00 AM
#48:


Onions are fantastic. Easily my favorite burger topping

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VincentLauw
04/26/12 7:10:00 AM
#49:


From: KingButz | #048
Onions are fantastic. Easily my favorite burger topping


I can grasp liking onions

I cannot grasp how you think it is a better topping than BACON

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Ayuyu
04/26/12 7:13:00 AM
#50:


Bacon is disgusting, salt and fat bars.

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