Board 8 > ~B8UCA Presents: Tuesday Night RUIN!~ ft. Huge Tag Contract Signing, Cage

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Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/62333351
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT



Huge Tag+Battle Royal: B8UCA Champion TheKnightOfNee, B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Whiskey on the Rocks (XIII_rocks and Whiskey_Nick) and ZaziGuado vs. PUN, Niorapth, B8UCA MW Champion Sess, and DPOblivion
Three of Lethal Lottery's title matches come together in this innovative main event that also reflects Sunday's PPV! Whiskey on the Rocks will face off against DP and Raven (who is otherwise occupied), Sess is set to go one-on-one with Zazi and Nee defends his UCA title against PUN, who is joined by stablemate Nio.

Whichever team is winning after 18 hours will be placed into a battle royal with each other! (Main-eventing Ruin is also a slightly late birthday present for DP, Nick and myself, who all turned a year older yesterday)

Undercard

PROMO SEGMENT: Contract Signing: eaed + B8UCA LW Champion War
Headed into the first ever LETHAL IRONMAN MATCH in the history of UCA, eaed and War will face off one more time as they make the match official.

Cage Match: ExThaNemesis vs. JONALEON1
Another match in the spirit of the random nature of Lethal Lottery, I randomly generated a stip for these two old rivals! It will be a cage match. Votes with an :X0 timestamp count double!

Tag Action: Lezzy and the Brown (CrimsonOcean/foolmoron) vs. Team Two-Star (Ayvuir/KCF0107)
Always nice to have a tag match between two established teams on the card! Could one of these two be in line for the next title shot?

Lightweights: jdizzy vs. Mister_America
How will the newbie do this time, after his narrow defeat of KP last week?

HARDCORE MATCH!: Haguile vs. Zero Signal aka The Raven
YOU WILL LOSE.


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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

IN NO WAY IS THE EAED/WAR CONTRACT SIGNING A SENDUP OF THE LESNAR/CENA CONTRACT SIGNING VOTE FORM

Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi vs. PUN/Nio/DP/Sess
Say your piece, eaed and War!
ExTha vs. JONA
Crim/foolmo vs. Ayv/KCF
jdizzy vs. America
Vote Here for Hag/ZeroSignal: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/62625248

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*Sets up scouting booth*

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Dr voltchball - best in the world.

Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi
ExTha
Crim/foolmo
America

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http://img.imgcake.com/Xiiijpgen.jpg - Me, as drawn by Ayvuir (who is also a giant douche)

PUN/Nio/DP/Sess

Listen up,brother, that Punny is way over with the marks and takes his vitamins daily. Gotta support the good guys here. Except Sess *BIGBOOT*

Say your piece, eaed and War! Look at these brothers, brother.

ExTha - I want a piece of these guy, brother.

Ayv/KCF- Listen up DUDES, you two have so much potential you gotta train more and say your prayers.

America Nothing personal brother you got some nice dance moves.

America would you consider yourself an "underdog"

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IN NO WAY IS THE EAED/WAR CONTRACT SIGNING A SENDUP OF THE LESNAR/CENA CONTRACT SIGNING VOTE FORM

Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi
Say your piece, eaed and War!
JONA
Ayv/KCF
America

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Not just any dog can win the Guru contest, that dog has to be a SuperNiceDog

I was an underdog once, brother.

But like the kid from the Charles Atlas ad, i took my vitamins, said my prayers, and trained my BUTT off to become an exemplar of what AMERICA is all about.

I know you don't understand what any of that is like, being British and all.

How rich are you?

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eaed, sometimes a war doesn't just happen. Sometimes, things are simply meant to be. In a Battle Royal, we fought our first battle, and I emerged victorious despite the involvement of others in a single day, granting sacred gifts to this title and the division. Our second battle fell into a second day, where I once again retained this Holy Championship. And now, as we stare into our third battle, you have to understand that you cannot hope to win. All That Is Sacred shall prevent it from occuring. But I can feel it, you have no fear, you have long since accepted that you will never truly hold this championship, and that I will hold it until the day I die. As you walk your path, living your life away from the ring, simply look and listen, and you will see and hear the signs of your demise. Warrior of the Future, maybe there's something, sacred words that you're not aware of, and the proof your defeat by my hands was set the moment you chose your stipulation.

For just as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will War be three days and three nights in the heart of the UCA. The men of Ruin will rise up at the judgment of this General Manager and condemn it, for they repented at the preaching of Jonah, and behold, something greater than Jonah is here.

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TRUE B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi
Say your piece, eaed and War!
JONA
Ayv/KCF
America

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PUN/Nio/DP/Sess
ExTha
Ayv/KCF
jdizzy

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Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi
ExTha
Ayv/KCF
jdizzy

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"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris

Welcome to WATCH AND LEARN...an entertaining and dynamic talk show hosted by YOUR UCA Middleweight Champion Sess aka MRNICEWATCH! Please put on your 3-D Glasses to truly experience this extravagant event!

My guest tonight is the challenger to my title at Lethal Lottery, ZaziGuado!

*Zazi walks down to the luxurious set of Watch and Learn to a mixed reaction....some cheers, some boos, mostly "NICE WATCH!" chants.*

Take a seat, Zazi.

Now, Zazi, I just want to talk with you and these people about our match at the Lethal Lottery event. First of all congratulations for your stunning upset of Ayvuir that put you in this position in this first place. I expected to face Ayvuir I must admit, but you certainly shocked the world with that win.

Perhaps you think that you are going to do it again? This company is known for its cinderella victories and underdog champions. Look at some of the epop nobodies who made a name for themselves in this business...people like KCF and edwards who while certainly are good users, they are not worthy enough to polish my boardy's. Maybe you think you are. Maybe you think that UCA is the place where you can get to my level. Newsflash, sport: I have been in UCA for practically a millisecond, and I am already a dominant champ. I have already run roughshod over Ruin. Let's go to the tape.

*Zazi and the crowd watch 3D highlights of my victories over DP, Regaro, and my championship win over KCF. The video ends and a scared Zazi is seen visibly shaken*

You are going to lose this match. It's not personal, it is fate. I recognize that you are fighting against my destiny, and I recognize that there is nothing you can do to stop that. Zazi, I do like you, and I do respect you, and I don't want you to be left with nothing after Lethal Lottery. So, in the spirit of my name, of my lifestyle, of my wealth, I got you a gift.

*pulls an expensive Audemars watch, valued at over $20,000*

This is for you, my friend. I may crush you at the pay per view, but I want you know what it's like, just for one second, to be great.

*hands Zazi the nice watch which he begins to put on*

Zazi: Thank you, MRNICEW-

*out of nowhere I deliver my new finisher titled "2012" (which is a Rock Bottom with 3 rotations mid move) to Zazi*

You're welcome.

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MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck!
I INVENTED POSTING

PUN/Nio/DP/Sess
War!
ExTha
Crim/foolmo
jdizzy

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MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck!
I INVENTED POSTING

Oh man.

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XIIIiscool (2:47 am): *gets in a car* I'M F***ING COMING FOR YOU RUSTY
RustyMrMokka has left the room.

One more bump

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"I wish I was French." - blindhobo13
"I don't think you know what "French" means." - As I Desire

Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi
JONA
Ayv/KCF
America

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Shining Force IV will rise!

Can't have a contract signing without a fight can we?

Never in the age of sports has there been a rivalry so great. War and I have fought battles that shook the heavens so much that apparently according War the gods had to intervene to give him the victory. Now it will all change! No divine interference, no GM favoritism or cheating, no controversy, no distractions just Man vs Man in what will be the greatest match of all time! I do not fear you War, and yes I do respect you, but the fact is that title is going to return to it's rightful home here with me. When the smoke clears we all will know who will be the winner and who will be the last man standing!

*EaEd slams War through the contract table*

And as you all can currently see that man will be me!

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Shining Force IV will rise!

*glares at eaed after he leaves the ring, holding his ribs*

YOU WON'T WIN! YOU CAN'T YOU BASTARD! THIS IS MINE!



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TRUE B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

Kanye West's "Power" blasts through the arena speakers as ZeroSignal620 comes out in his Honda Civic. DaGeneticFreak comes out of the driver's side, while the two-time heavyweight champion and Hall of Famer ZeroSignal620 comes out of the passenger's side and heads to the ring with a mic...

"First and foremost, my apologies to my fans for only coming out in a Civic. Once I start winning gold again, you'll see me cranking out the finest cars money can buy!

Second, I laugh in the face of XIII once again! Last week after jdizzy fought dirty to defeat me, XIII thinks he can demoralize me by putting me up against the UCA's Lovable Loser, Haguile. To rub salt on open wounds, he makes it an empty arena Hardcore match, which meant that Haguile and I were featured on Impact Wrestling.

Knowing that I was in a league far higher than the rest of the UCA, let alone Haguile, I had my bodyguard here *points to DaGeneticFreak* do most of the wrestling tonight. And in a record low 3.5 hours, Haguile's losing streak continues, as does my winning streak!

So XIII, it's back to the drawing board for you finding ways for Haguile to win, and while you're at it, go ahead and polish the tag team titles for me one time; DpOblivion and I surely don't want to pose with belts that have been stained with your sweat and Tom Bombadil's tears!"

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http://www.facebook.com/zerosignal
Dallas Cowboys: 8-8 --- Next Game: Next Year =(

And I guess I'll vote for...

PUN/Nio/DP/Sess
Who cares
ExTha
Ayv/KCF
America

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http://www.facebook.com/zerosignal
Seriously, call Kenny Loggins, cause you're in the Danger Zone.

Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi
JONA
Ayv/KCF
jdizzy

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

From: WarThaNemesis2 | #021


*glares at eaed after he leaves the ring, holding his ribs*

YOU WON'T WIN! YOU CAN'T YOU BASTARD! THIS IS MINE!

(Wonderful touch thank you!)

You can't stop a true Hero! It is inevitable! I WILL BE CHAMP!!!




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Shining Force IV will rise!

Cool

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

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Official Board 8 ~Trendstter~

Ten votes

CTFO

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Nee/XIII/Nick/Zazi
ExTha
Crim/foolmo
jdizzy

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The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8

YOU MAY HURT ONE USER PER HOUR. CAN'T HURT THE SAME ONE TWICE IN A ROW.

Nee: 4
XIII: 4
Nick: 4
Zazi: 4

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Luster Reloaded 7:37pm
THE CALLOUT

Hurt Zazi

Nee: 4
XIII: 4
Nick: 4
Zazi: 3

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Are eaed and war done btw

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Hurt: Nee

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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10)
The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8

Hurt: Nee

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Nee: 2
XIII: 4
Nick: 4
Zazi: 3

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If you don't want people to constantly make fun of and criticize topics like these, maybe you should not make them total garbage. - Ed Bellis

Hurt Nee mooooooore



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oh btw this battle royal is officially now for the UCA title

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'Well said, magic japanese catmonster created by a genetic experiment with powers that far exceed those of his fellow Pokemon. Well said.' - Jon Stewart

I'm kidding it's not really

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Hurt Zazi

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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10)
The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8

*runs in and superkicks Nee out of the battle royal*

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The photograph reflects, every streetlight a reminder; nightswimming deserves a quiet night

Hurt Zazi

XIII: 4
Nick: 4
Zazi: 1

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Hurt Zazi

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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10)
The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8

Hurt nobody.

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"My goal is to make this s*** cool again." - CM Punk

Hurt WHISKEY NICK

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MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck!
I INVENTED POSTING

Hurt XIII_rocks

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If you don't want people to constantly make fun of and criticize topics like these, maybe you should not make them total garbage. - Ed Bellis