Board 8 > I was just randomly approached by a conspiracy theorist

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Raka_Putra
04/22/12 10:55:00 PM
#1:


It was an old man of about 50 or 60 years. He said that a professor from my college might have been poisoned by his own colleagues for not approving a plan to raise fuel price.
...what the heck?

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CoolCly
04/22/12 10:55:00 PM
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Well obviously there is a conspiracy afoot at your college.

Only you can solve it.

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Natwaf_akidna
04/22/12 10:56:00 PM
#3:


It's a lot more interesting than when some idiot was trying to pull me into a pyramid scam when I was there >_>

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Raka_Putra
04/22/12 11:03:00 PM
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It WAS interesting, I guess. And now I need to assemble my Mystery, Inc. team.
Does that pyramid scam include mummies and pharaohs?

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/22/12 11:05:00 PM
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Zoinks!

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Natwaf_akidna
04/22/12 11:08:00 PM
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*scheme

Something about herbal chinese medicine or some crap.

I tried not to laugh when the presenter had some quotations from other sellers that said they bought Helicopters from the money they got.

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Raka_Putra
04/22/12 11:12:00 PM
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Bought helicopters? lmao
I'd be surprised if any college student fell for that.

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Natwaf_akidna
04/22/12 11:18:00 PM
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There were 2 girls roped into the presentation, and they seemed to be interested. Then again, they might just be acting polite.

Hmm... now that I think about it, I guess it makes sense why he'd think I'm easy pickings. Wrong kind of quiet guy though.

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SecksThaNemesis
04/22/12 11:19:00 PM
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From: CoolCly | #002
Well obviously there is a conspiracy afoot at your college.

Only you can solve it.


This. What leads do you have to go on?

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Raka_Putra
04/22/12 11:34:00 PM
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Natwaf_akidna posted...
There were 2 girls roped into the presentation, and they seemed to be interested. Then again, they might just be acting polite.

Hmm... now that I think about it, I guess it makes sense why he'd think I'm easy pickings. Wrong kind of quiet guy though.

I see. Yeah, I tried to be polite too.

Oh, so you look like a quiet/innocent guy? Huh.

SecksThaNemesis posted...
From: CoolCly | #002
Well obviously there is a conspiracy afoot at your college.

Only you can solve it.
This. What leads do you have to go on?

Well, the professor was 51 years old and died by asphyxiation while mountain climbing.

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Sceptilesolar
04/22/12 11:38:00 PM
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That's just what they want you to think.

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Rad Link 5
04/23/12 12:28:00 AM
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Did you show interest in his idea? Please tell me you showed interest in his idea.

If you didn't show interest, they'll assume you're in cahoots with his colleagues and that you dismissed the idea because you hoped to make the man doubt himself and throw him off the trail.

I guess you're new to this, but it would be a shame if you got pulled into this unprepared just because you didn't know the right way to respond in these situations. If it is too late, I can offer some small help, but you don't know who I am or where I'm from, alright? I'm just some person on the internet and you don't have information to share about me. Practice that exact sentence until you've got it memorized.

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IngmarBirdman
04/23/12 12:34:00 AM
#14:


Conversely, I often approach people as a conspiracy theorist.

"My name's Kim... Kim Trails!"

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CoolCly
04/23/12 1:01:00 AM
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Died while mountain climbing? That's a pretty suspicious death if I've ever heard one. He was MURDERED.

In fact, I imagine it went something like this.



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IngmarBirdman
04/23/12 1:10:00 AM
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Could be legit, mountain climbing is incredibly dangerous, as evidenced by:



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Raka_Putra
04/23/12 3:24:00 AM
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Yeah, I entertained his idea and even thanked him for notifying me. He asked me to relay his message to guys who like to go to protests and such.

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GenesisTwilight
04/23/12 6:03:00 AM
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Sounds like a job for Encyclopedia Brown.

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