Board 8 > don't ever argue with cops especially while drunk

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unless you want to spend the night in the hospital as a drunk tank, don't do it

This is the thing I learned yesterday

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SuperNiceDog shoots the lights out

hope you have insurance because that bill is gonna be real pricey.

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The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.

Details.

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ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999

I'm typically very cooperative especially when I'm drunk. The only time I was argumentative was when I had money stolen from me, suspected the sketchy building manager who I knew from high school, me and one of my housemates interrogated him, got nothing from it, got pissed off and started throwing furniture around and hitting cupboards and s*** with machetes because we were drunk and pissed off. Dude called the cops for noise complaint and I was not so much argumentative, but I kept trying to talk to them and was aggressive about it but my housemate kept telling me to shut up and sit down and stay out of it (while he explained to them what was going on) and I listened to him, but I had a really short attention span. Eventually they left. The machetes had been concealed when they showed up, so they were unaware of them.

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

I do have insurance, thankfully.

Reposted from AIM:
This weekend is brown's spring weekend. Since my dorm is on the main green where concerts are held this weekend I get free tickets if the concerts are actually outside since it's a noise violation.
The ticket agency f***ed up and didn't send me my tickets. Instead of pestering them until I actually got my ticket, I had the idea that I would get drunk and negotiate with the officers at the gate instead. This did not work out so well.
I ended up being sent to the hospital as a makeshift drunk tank. Arguing with cops is a no-no.

At least I have my ticket for today!

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SuperNiceDog shoots the lights out