I'm typically very cooperative especially when I'm drunk. The only time I was argumentative was when I had money stolen from me, suspected the sketchy building manager who I knew from high school, me and one of my housemates interrogated him, got nothing from it, got pissed off and started throwing furniture around and hitting cupboards and s*** with machetes because we were drunk and pissed off. Dude called the cops for noise complaint and I was not so much argumentative, but I kept trying to talk to them and was aggressive about it but my housemate kept telling me to shut up and sit down and stay out of it (while he explained to them what was going on) and I listened to him, but I had a really short attention span. Eventually they left. The machetes had been concealed when they showed up, so they were unaware of them.
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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)