Board 8 > What's worse than letting a spider run free? Killing it.

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04/13/12 4:04:00 PM
#51:


Gah

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Nanis23
04/13/12 4:20:00 PM
#52:


Sorry but I can't stop thinking of Savato from Trauma Center
oh well
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Ace_Killjoy
04/13/12 5:27:00 PM
#53:


Huh. I was more like o_O when I saw that.
If it happened to me in real life, I'd break out the matches and the aerosol.

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Forceful_Dragon
04/14/12 1:38:00 AM
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Good luck getting that ready before they run in a thousand different directions.

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GrapefruitKing
04/14/12 1:40:00 AM
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From: Robazoid | #049
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Please tell me this is just some insane American-only spider that cannot survive the frigid Canadian summer


thankfully I'm pretty sure it is
damn I love our sissy Canadian spiders

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ScorpioVS
04/14/12 2:44:00 AM
#56:


I refuse to watch the video but am torturing myself with images made up in my head instead. And now I'm convinced this is going to happen to me.

WAY TO RUIN MY NIGHT

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The Real Truth
04/14/12 2:50:00 AM
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Man that's terrifying

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Lieutenant Kettch
04/14/12 3:19:00 AM
#58:


Assuming this is a baby spider video, the same thing happened to me like 15 years ago. Saw a spider in the kitchen, got a shoe to kill it with, baby spiders explode all over the floor. And they're just tiny black spots.

Haven't killed a spider since. They all get safely evicted in cups now.

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Forceful_Dragon
04/14/12 8:20:00 AM
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Yeah this video would have been so much worse if they stepped on it...

It would traumatize me to step on a spider and have that happen.

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kevwaffles
04/14/12 8:39:00 AM
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I've had this happen before. It's freaky, but not that terrifying.

Having said that, I had it happen in a garage. If it happened on a bed, that would probably be way different.

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Liquid Wind
04/14/12 8:45:00 AM
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I don't either, I use a full force stomp of a 160 pound human, they still manage to survive.

you need to twist your foot and grind them into the ground for a while, my rule of thumb is that I try to kill everything that comes into my house 5-10 times even if it's already clearly dead...probably helps that I have 25 pounds on you too
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special_sauce
04/14/12 9:38:00 AM
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Oh my god I'm so disturbed. I had heard of this happening but I think I would have a heart attack if it happened to me

nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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special_sauce
04/14/12 9:41:00 AM
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From wikipedia

Wolf spiders resemble Nursery web spiders (family Pisauridae), but they carry their egg sacs by attaching them to their spinnerets (Pisauridae carry their egg sacs with their chelicerae and pedipalps).

Spinneret being the silk-spinning organ

The question is whether you risk creating this terror by destroying the inch long monster known as the wolf spider, or if you let it continue to roam free, knowing that eventually the babies will hatch anyway

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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 5:33:00 PM
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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 5:34:00 PM
#65:


this guy has this **** figured out


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Shoenin_Kakashi
04/15/12 5:36:00 PM
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XD

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Ace_Killjoy
04/15/12 5:39:00 PM
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PartOfYourWorld
04/15/12 5:41:00 PM
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From: Liquid Wind | #028
I don't understand how one allows this to happen, you should be applying enough pressure to crush the demon spawn as well


He used a beer bottle, and those don't usually have flat bottoms. It wasn't the pressure, it was the use of an ineffective killing device.

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Ace_Killjoy
04/15/12 5:43:00 PM
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Someone should try using one of those mega-amps on full volume.

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Liquid Wind
04/15/12 5:45:00 PM
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PartOfYourWorld posted...
From: Liquid Wind | #028
I don't understand how one allows this to happen, you should be applying enough pressure to crush the demon spawn as well
He used a beer bottle, and those don't usually have flat bottoms. It wasn't the pressure, it was the use of an ineffective killing device.


should have taken the spider hostage and created a spider colosseum


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VincentLauw
04/15/12 5:58:00 PM
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my whole body itches

why did I click on this topic

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metaIslugg
04/15/12 7:22:00 PM
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I don't get it, why don't you just spray the big spider

that way surely the hellspawn wouldn't have flown off in a thousand directions, and you know that that guy sprayed the hell out of the babies, but you just know, you just ****ing know, that he missed one. And it's alive, somewhere. And he's aware of this too and it's keeping him awake at night for sure.

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PartOfYourWorld
04/15/12 10:26:00 PM
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The odds are slim that it would live to see adulthood.

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Wanglicious
04/15/12 10:33:00 PM
#74:


yet maybe two lived.
one male, one female.
and don't make the same mistake as the parent.


3 weeks after this his home became infested.



also yeah, kill it with poison or smash its head in. avoid the bottom/sack.

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Liquid Wind
04/16/12 4:20:00 PM
#75:


metaIslugg posted...
I don't get it, why don't you just spray the big spider

that way surely the hellspawn wouldn't have flown off in a thousand directions, and you know that that guy sprayed the hell out of the babies, but you just know, you just ****ing know, that he missed one. And it's alive, somewhere. And he's aware of this too and it's keeping him awake at night for sure.


I think he got them all, and you really don't get the same enjoyment from spraying them, there's a visceral satisfaction you get out of physically crushing a monster and seeing its insides everywhere
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DigitalIncision
04/16/12 4:34:00 PM
#76:


From: Liquid Wind | #075
I think he got them all, and you really don't get the same enjoyment from spraying them, there's a visceral satisfaction you get out of physically crushing a monster and seeing its insides everywhere


I killed this huge one with a dagger once. Was all stoked and sorta swung the dagger randomly (I was the only one home) and killed a fly in mid-air. I've swung at flies a thousand times since and ever done that again. But it was awesome.

I was like 15 at the time idk

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Gwindor
04/16/12 4:41:00 PM
#77:


It's unlikely any of the demon spawn will be able to find enough food to reach adulthood.

....unless they eat each other....

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Forceful_Dragon
04/17/12 3:09:00 PM
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More people deserve to be freaked out by this.

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