B8UCA Interboardinental Championship:Champion Tom Bombadil v. warning_crazy I am afraid I will not be defending my IB Title this weekend, as I am tired from partying for my birthday :\ Because I am a FIGHTING CHAMPION, though, I will give warning_crazy the honor of a shot! Don't be fooled- he may be the newest MW and the bottom of the division, but he's a fierce competitor!
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B8UCA Tag Team Titles:Champions Whiskey on the Rocks (XIII and Nick) v. ngirl, Midget, and sbp HAHAHA! FEAR THE FREEBIRD RULE, MORTALS! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEAT THREE P-
PROMO CHALLENGE: Alec Soaring Eagle v. Maniac64 Both men have decent claims laid to the MELEE MAYHEM title, but only one can get a shot at the PPV, and the MELEE MAYHEM randomizer will tell us who it'll be! Will Maniac continue his classic series with GTM, or will JC get a chance to reclaim his belt? Remember, whoever cuts the better promo in this topic wins!
RISING STARS: Sir Cobain v. TheRock1525 After an impressive win over XIII in his debut, Cobain looks set to take COMBAT by storm! ....but there's only room for one RISING STAR on this brand!
Last UotY Match of the Year: AlecTrevelyan006 v. Sir Chris Now if only we had Wigs!
SUPERIOR BRAND: Boko United (HW Champ Boko and MM Champ GTM) v. Reg and ctes You know it's an awesome card when your top champ and the #1 contender get bumped down to curtain jerking!
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!
Now let TheRock remind you of something Cobain: there ain't no one AND THEROCK MEANS NO ONE that's taking TheRock's title of THE RISING STAR of ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF GAMEFAQS.
My name is Maniac64 and I am the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations for all of the UCA.
Now I would like to address our resident mascot, the Alec Soaring Eagle.
Stay out of my way.
Now don't get me wrong, a guy in a giant bird suit would normally be a great person for a Melee Mayhem title shot, in fact when I win back my title I will be happy to face you again. However, right now more important things are at stake. I have worked hard to make sure GTM keeps that title solely so I would be able to take it from him myself. As everyone here is aware the Melee Mayhem title is meant for me. I am the man who created the UCA Blindfold Match, perfected the GTM Special, and am the master of random tag matches. Anyone who has ever seen Maniac Booking knows that random stipulations and general chaos are my specialty! This title might as well have been designed for me. I gave up my quest for a Grand Slam because to me this title is more important.
You cannot hope to match my dedication in this. I am a disciple of chaos and this belt is the purest symbol of chaos that this company has to offer. I need it, and I will get it back.
I should have been its inaugural champion and I should be its eternal champion. Every time that belt changes hands without me being a part of it is a horrible blemish on its lineage. And I will not allow such a glorious title to be further tainted. You've already tainted the legacy of that suit, stay away from my title shot.
So do yourself a favor, you Gobbledy wannabe, and don't interfere. The Melee Mayhem Title BELONGS to me. The PPV title shot against GTM BELONGS to me. Even with that suit you just aren't crazy enough to contend with me. Not when it comes to Mayhem. I am 50% Johnny Ace, 50% Joker Sting, and 100% out of your league. Don't mess with me.
I am Maniac64 and I am the only worthy MM champion.
-- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
*starts walking to the ring, takes one of the tag team titles from the timekeeper and waffles Midget in the face with it. Grabs a microphone...*
Of course Tom would grant a tag team title shot to a team that consists of a girl and two jobbers! I defeated Midget and sbp by myself in a match last weekend, and to top it all off, I defeated two other no-names in that match as well! Remember this when you determine your opponents at the purge XIII, prove that you're ten times better than the booker that Tom claims he is.
wc XIII/Nick Maniac Rock Chris Reg/ctes
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