this morning i was in the bathroom minding my own business right? and some other dude walks in and starts using the other urinal and thats cool. i finish and go to wash my hands. he does the same but when he turns on the water he like throws some on his self and jumps back as if he just got shot. he was like 'whoa! that sink is crazy bro!' and was acting super bizarre. i look down at his khakis where the "sink" got him and could tell that he pissed all over himself
f*** this planets inhabitants
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yeah i mean dont get me wrong ive done it before too we all have
but ive never seen someone try such elaborate theatrics in an attempt to make it seem like it wasnt pee...especially to someone who wouldnt have even noticed in the first place
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You take a dump. While still sitting, you piss a little after to complete the deed. Then you stand up only to realize your hose wasn't completely drained. You end up pissing all down the back of your pants. A noticeable wet spot is there on your ass for the next half hour.
This has happened to me. More than once.
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junk_funk posted... You take a dump. While still sitting, you piss a little after to complete the deed. Then you stand up only to realize your hose wasn't completely drained. You end up pissing all down the back of your pants. A noticeable wet spot is there on your ass for the next half hour.
This has happened to me. More than once.
thats why I hang up my pants while I poop
-- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection