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SlymDayspring
03/26/12 12:43:00 PM
#1:


all this Trayvon business has made me remember that black people have the best names.

do any of you have awesome names? I know Palmer is named "Catravion" which is literally his real name and not one of his accounts, and it is awesome.

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baron von toast
03/26/12 12:44:00 PM
#2:


I knew a black guy once and his name was Donald.

zzzzzz

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/26/12 12:45:00 PM
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i went to school w/ a girl named Uniqua

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thundersheep
03/26/12 12:49:00 PM
#4:


My parents are African so me and my siblings all have pretty regular names.

I did know a set of twins named Destiny and Imagine though.

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GuessMyUserName
03/26/12 12:51:00 PM
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I've known 2 black men in my life.

Adrean, and John

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KingButz
03/26/12 12:52:00 PM
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I once knew a black girl named Starkeisha

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TheKoolAidShoto
03/26/12 12:55:00 PM
#7:


I'm Jeremy, so that's pretty generic.

I also probably won't get any funny looks in the application process when they don't read D'Angelo TayShawn, so there's that white people advantage taken care of!

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mnkboy907
03/26/12 12:55:00 PM
#8:


I knew a black girl named Love-One.

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blindhobo13
03/26/12 12:55:00 PM
#9:


Obligatory La-a

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mnkboy907
03/26/12 12:56:00 PM
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Oh, and the dash wasn't pronounced. >_>

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GenesisSaga
03/26/12 1:01:00 PM
#11:


Sorry, I too have a boring name. I do live down the street from a Quaneesha and my best friend's name is Jonecia though.

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SlymDayspring
03/26/12 1:03:00 PM
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Thank you for bringing these wonderful names to my attention

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pjbasis
03/26/12 1:03:00 PM
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Only knew black kids with Christian names.

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Leebo86
03/26/12 1:05:00 PM
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From: thundersheep | #004
My parents are African so me and my siblings all have pretty regular names.


some of the best names are African

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/player/_/id/57020/godsgift-achiuwa

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Some_Character
03/26/12 1:06:00 PM
#15:


Don't really remember one personally, but during work among the archives you come across them sometimes. I once found a guy with five names. Two of them were Muhammed.

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jdizzy156
03/26/12 1:06:00 PM
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brother=Monche
Sister=Keynon
Me=Josh

:(

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Mik_Pick
03/26/12 1:08:00 PM
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SuperJanitor
03/26/12 1:09:00 PM
#18:


Sasquatch.
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GenesisSaga
03/26/12 1:10:00 PM
#19:


Oh yeah, and I went to high school with a Doodoo Brown. I didn't know him, but I once asked someone else if that was just a nickname. Nope. His last name was Brown. His mama named him Doodoo. Why would anyone do this? I will never know.

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KingButz
03/26/12 1:12:00 PM
#20:


From: Leebo86 | #014
some of the best names are African

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/player/_/id/57020/godsgift-achiuwa


Oh my gosh African names are the best

I met a girl named Blessing, and another named Easter.

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thundersheep
03/26/12 1:12:00 PM
#21:


From: jdizzy156 | #016
brother=Monche
Sister=Keynon
Me=Josh

:(


So your brother got a girl's name and your sister a guy's name? Assuming I'm pronouncing those correctly...

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Leebo86
03/26/12 1:13:00 PM
#22:


From: GenesisSaga | #019
Oh yeah, and I went to high school with a Doodoo Brown. I didn't know him, but I once asked someone else if that was just a nickname. Nope. His last name was Brown. His mama named him Doodoo. Why would anyone do this? I will never know.


He could go by "Dood" and it would be legit, that's awesome.

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Dr_Football
03/26/12 1:15:00 PM
#23:


Leebo86 posted...
From: thundersheep | #004
My parents are African so me and my siblings all have pretty regular names.
some of the best names are African

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/player/_/id/57020/godsgift-achiuwa


I miss Longar Longar

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GenesisSaga
03/26/12 1:16:00 PM
#24:


KingButz posted...
Oh my gosh African names are the best

I met a girl named Blessing, and another named Easter.


I knew an "Innocent" with a sister named Blessing. Innocent was far from his namesake.

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Procrastinater
03/26/12 1:20:00 PM
#25:


Marcus

...It's a typical black name, at least?

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LordoftheMorons
03/26/12 1:22:00 PM
#26:


GenesisSaga posted...
KingButz posted...
Oh my gosh African names are the best

I met a girl named Blessing, and another named Easter.

I knew an "Innocent" with a sister named Blessing. Innocent was far from his namesake.


Innocent was a guy? >_>

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GenesisSaga
03/26/12 1:38:00 PM
#27:


Just dug out my high school yearbook.

Freshmen with interesting names:

Shardae
Demario
Tylisha
Quintavius
Dantevius
Demalzeo
Quarteria
Lacetria
Ziata-Rubie
Cimiyun
Wyneeca
Travion
Taymond - because Raymond was just too common
Conethia
Devonte - I have a cousin Devante
Jamarco
Jamecia
Tom'Ra- what was wrong with Tamara?
Tyderris
Lacreesha
Shkerah - I wish that was a typo
Bry'anna- Could just take away the dash and make it normal
Jermeria
Shunteria
Fatoumata - I knew her. She pronounced it "Fatima"
Danthony - Sure, just throw a D at the front for no reason
Deandria - Sure, just throw a D & an e up in there
Fyoure - ...
D'Meshia
Keomandrende - !!
Kevanisha
Sanquail
Genathan
Andre' - that apostrophy was so necessary
Ladanna - just a step away from Ladasha
Antereous
Quindarius
Jarnarvis
Markelia
Branzavious - I think his mom was vindictive
Acarre' - I knew him too! Pronounces like Shinji "Ikari" if you were punched in the stomach
Keyauna
Marwuita - seems like there should be a q or k in there
Shaniqua
Cuevin
Vertavious - I chuckled
Shenquendra
Santrecia
Jevaughn
Chazmin - For when Jasmine just don't cut it
Terrencee - So close to normal. Throw an e at the end
Aberiyana
Tajan
Chevalaus
Najibah

More later maybe

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thundersheep
03/26/12 1:47:00 PM
#28:


Shunteria

I feel like this one puts them all to shame. It's both weird, and disgusting.

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jdizzy156
03/26/12 1:48:00 PM
#29:


thundersheep posted...
From: jdizzy156 | #016
brother=Monche
Sister=Keynon
Me=Josh

:(
So your brother got a girl's name and your sister a guy's name? Assuming I'm pronouncing those correctly...


Lol what?

Mon-che'
Kinda French

Key-non
not kenyon..

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CherryCokes
03/26/12 1:48:00 PM
#30:


From: GenesisSaga | #027
Shunteria


I don't practice Shunteria
I ain't got no crystal ball

Deandria - Sure, just throw a D & an e up in there


more like throw an an i in there

Branzavious - I think his mom was vindictive


more like best mom ever

Marwuita - seems like there should be a q or k in there


the fun part is figuring out where!

K'Marwuita
Markwuita
Marwukita

you can go on and on

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thundersheep
03/26/12 1:55:00 PM
#31:


From: jdizzy156 | #030
Lol what?

Mon-che'
Kinda French

Key-non
not kenyon..


Monche I'll give you, since I was saying it as 1 syllable... But the second just seems way too close to "Keenan".

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SlymDayspring
03/26/12 1:58:00 PM
#32:


GS that is an amazing list

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Hrezs
03/26/12 2:16:00 PM
#33:


Hail dantevius

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
03/26/12 2:18:00 PM
#34:


From: CherryCokes | #029
I don't practice Shunteria
I ain't got no crystal ball


XFD

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ZaziGuado
03/26/12 2:25:00 PM
#35:


This seems to have some relevance to the discussion:

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/26/12 2:47:00 PM
#37:


This is the kind of thing I can't laugh about in public.

WHY.

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metroid13
03/26/12 2:56:00 PM
#38:


I've known a Kieron, and a Devaun. Also a Joe.

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Dark Young Link
03/26/12 2:57:00 PM
#39:


Ira.

I love my name for various reasons.

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ExThaNemesis
03/26/12 2:58:00 PM
#40:


From: GenesisSaga | #027
Dantevius


X_Dantevius_X

DO IT

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ExThaNemesis
03/26/12 3:02:00 PM
#41:


Oh my god Gen, half of those sound like Pokemon.

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mnkboy907
03/26/12 3:02:00 PM
#42:


I feel bad for the teachers at your school, Gen.

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Dark Young Link
03/26/12 3:03:00 PM
#43:


ExThaNemesis posted...
Oh my god Gen, half of those sound like Pokemon.

Well black people are supposed to love Pokemon from what I've heard...

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LordoftheMorons
03/26/12 3:07:00 PM
#44:


Quintavius actually sounds pretty cool. I don't know who in their right minds would actually name their children any of these names though.

There's also a pretty interesting chapter in Freakonomics about what a person's name tells you about the expected education level of their parents.

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edwardsdv
03/26/12 3:33:00 PM
#45:


I went to high school with a pair of twins named Lemonjelo and orangelo

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