Board 8 > XIII reasons I should win User of the Year.

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Achromatic
03/25/12 9:34:00 PM
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Every year User of the Year comes and goes. Every year the people make their judgment, vote however they may, and someone other than me wins User of the Year.

Enough is enough! I'll even give you a list of reason why I should win User of the Year so even the most addle-minded amongst you can take a glance and see the truth of the matter.

XIII is the least important reason, I is the reason above all else why I, and no other, should be crowned the champion of this contest.
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Achromatic
03/25/12 9:35:00 PM
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XIII
. If I win User of the Year, it means XIII is assured to not win User of the Year. Have you heard this boy talk for the last few months since some people thought it'd be a good idea to put him on a random ranking list in such a way that assured that he would have # 1 in points by the end of counting. Since then he has been calling himself THE RECORD SETTER setting all sorts of meaningless records while he toots his horn as if his bloody life depended on it. For a second, just for a second, imagine User of the year XIII. Now get that look of absolute terror off your face and listen. I couldn't live with myself if this came to pass and I doubt like hell anyone else could either, it is just that the thought of XIII actually winning hadn't occurred to anyone out there, outside of XIII of course, and thus the horror had not fully gripped anyone. Now I must assume it has. If XIII beats me, who else can beat him? Nick? We'll get to him later.

Campaign promise # 1: If I should win User of the Year I swear to you...the dozens...AND DOZENS of Sir Chris fans that I will personally give XIII the steel chair that he ends up using on Regaro to end the Regaro Empire of Doom years from now thus assuring this board's safety. If he were to defeat me at this juncture who knows how time itself might bend? I can't stand the thought.
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BIGPUN9999
03/25/12 9:35:00 PM
#3:


you already won User of the Decade


GAWD

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Tom Bombadil
03/25/12 9:37:00 PM
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I for one welcome our Regaro overlords

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Achromatic
03/25/12 9:37:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #003
you already won User of the Decade


GAWD


Despite its name, it has precious little to do with User of the Year. It was more like the one XIII won.

Note: XIII won it.

Exactly.
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ExThaNemesis
03/25/12 9:39:00 PM
#6:


As the actual user of the decade I fully endorse Chris to win UoTY this year.

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Raka_Putra
03/25/12 9:40:00 PM
#7:


Tag.

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foolm0ron
03/25/12 9:41:00 PM
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From: ExThaNemesis | #006
As the actual user of the decade I fully endorse Chris to win UoTY this year.


Welp, there goes Chris' chance

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X_Dante_X
03/25/12 9:41:00 PM
#9:


save_us.CHRIS

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X_Dante_X
03/25/12 9:42:00 PM
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Oh, Chris has my full endorsement as well.

It means so much!

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 9:44:00 PM
#11:


~THE RECORD SETTER~ is entering this topic.

Now look, I don't intend to be an insufferable douche when I win User of the Year. Yes, when I win user of the year. I intend to be the one left standing when all's said and done.

I kid around when I call myself ~THE RECORD SETTER~ but would I call myself ~THE USER OF THE YEAR~? Well, MAYBE. But not often. It would be more used to enrage Chris since he is apparently so cranked by this whole thing.

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Naye745
03/25/12 9:45:00 PM
#12:


go chris

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ExThaNemesis
03/25/12 9:45:00 PM
#13:


I feel pretty confident that Chris would beat XIC if they were potential finalists. Even if XIC were to find himself 12-13 points up coming into the final stretch.

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Achromatic
03/25/12 9:47:00 PM
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From: XIII_rocks | #011
~THE RECORD SETTER~ is entering this topic.

Now look, I don't intend to be an insufferable douche when I win User of the Year. Yes, when I win user of the year. I intend to be the one left standing when all's said and done.

I kid around when I call myself ~THE RECORD SETTER~ but would I call myself ~THE USER OF THE YEAR~? Well, MAYBE. But not often. It would be more used to enrage Chris since he is apparently so cranked by this whole thing.


and yet he calls himself the Record Setter every chance he gets over meaningless records. I would not be surprised if this fella decided to rent out a blimp to let us all know of his proud accomplishment.

Win Sir Chris loses to XIII, XIII advances. When XIII advances, he beats everyone else in UotY. When XIII beats everyone else in UotY, he wins UotY. When XIII wins UotY, he buys a blimp.

Don't let XIII buy a blimp.
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ExThaNemesis
03/25/12 9:48:00 PM
#15:


A blimp would be a pretty bad financial investment, especially when he's working for free right now.

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Naye745
03/25/12 9:48:00 PM
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i see what you did there extha

clever.

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ExThaNemesis
03/25/12 9:49:00 PM
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From: Naye745 | #016
i see what you did there extha

clever.


thanks I was rather pleased to see you were in the topic as not many other people would get it.

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Achromatic
03/25/12 10:02:00 PM
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XII. If I win User of the Year, Wigs losing to me three times in one User of the Year suddenly turns into Wigs losing three times to the most popular person on the board! Think about Wigs. Nice, loyal, smart Wigs and how he would feel should I lose User of the Year. Sure, he could technically win it still, but let's be honest if I lose Wigs is just going to lose harder, so I think we can safely rule that out. The number of losses to me could rise to as many as five actually, but for simplicity I'll assume Nick beats him this round. Wigs, having lost to me thrice, knows the score between the two of us. It is etched into the very fabric of this great board. I love wigs like I would a brother and I wish for nothing but the best for him. Let him believe he is second best. Let Wigs relish the glory and the majesty of finishing second place in User of the Year for once, even if it is unofficially. I know you guys want the best for Wigs, who doesn't want the best for Wigs, am I right?

Sir Chris wins User of the Year, Wigs gets an honorary second. Everyone wins.
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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:04:00 PM
#19:


Wigs and Chris has happened too many times


but if it happens just once more

BATTLE OF THE TITANS

(get it LOLOLOLOL)

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 10:06:00 PM
#20:


What I get from that is "vote Chris so we can patronize Wigs like a dog".

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Achromatic
03/25/12 10:08:00 PM
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From: XIII_rocks | #020
What I get from that is "vote Chris so we can patronize Wigs like a dog".


See what my GP opponent calls Wigs? A dog. Wow. What a shocking display of disrespect.

Wigs I am sorry you had to see that.
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ExThaNemesis
03/25/12 10:09:00 PM
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That's harsh, XIC.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 10:09:00 PM
#23:


Wigs is part dog at least, because he's the recording b****.

But people shouldn't treat him like one! He's more human than mutt!

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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:09:00 PM
#24:


Oh you don't have to tell me


My little black notebook gets thicker by the day.

My notepad file triples in size each week


Keep it up~

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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:11:00 PM
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From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 3/26/2012 1:09:28 AM | #023
Wigs is part dog at least, because he's the recording b****.

But people shouldn't treat him like one! He's more human than mutt!


Sounds like you don't want your 'secret' you revealed to us in B8C to come out!

:D

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 10:12:00 PM
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The one where I'm gay? I have no problem with that secret being revealed!

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 10:12:00 PM
#27:


In fact, SHAME ON YOU for thinking that would be such a bad thing to reveal. SHAME ON YOU, WIGS.

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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:13:00 PM
#28:


If I make it to the finals with you Chris, you know I won't just 'accept second'.

These past few rounds?
Merely holding back. Because I knew I could make it while conserving all the energy I could muster for a matchup between us WHEN IT COUNTS.
You will get the fight of your life, my friend.

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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:14:00 PM
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From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 3/26/2012 1:12:28 AM | #026
The one where I'm gay? I have no problem with that secret being revealed!


Not exactly.
Being gay, I'm COOL with that

However , we may be not so cool with who you take it from.....

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Achromatic
03/25/12 10:15:00 PM
#30:


SHOCKING NEWS:

(1:14:04 AM) DQ5Hero: wow I didn't know 13 was gay
(1:14:08 AM) DQ5Hero: the things you find out in the gp round
(1:14:25 AM) xiiiiscool: I'm not
(1:14:33 AM) DQ5Hero: but you said you were
(1:14:36 AM) xiiiiscool: that was the first "BIG SECRET" that popped into my head




The fact XIII would use such a sensitive issue as coming out to push his agenda is truly disgusting. My God.
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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:16:00 PM
#31:


I bet XIII didnt really die in a spelunking accident either.

I bet he just tripped and tried to write it off as something cooler sounding.

WHAT A DICK

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 10:16:00 PM
#32:


(1:08:08 AM) DQ5Hero: I sell drugs to kids
(1:08:12 AM) DQ5Hero: for my own personal amusement

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saveus_Maria
03/25/12 10:17:00 PM
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XIII why are you slandering the DQ5 Hero

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 10:18:00 PM
#34:


He slandered me first!

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Achromatic
03/25/12 10:18:00 PM
#35:


Look at 13 slandering me when I simply reveal truths.

I can screenshot mine, 13, can you do the same?
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Raka_Putra
03/25/12 10:20:00 PM
#36:


Oh XIII...

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 10:20:00 PM
#37:


Of course I can!

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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:21:00 PM
#38:


woodwindwhrlwind: hey guys
woodwindwhrlwind: I enjoy spying on b8ers by going to their house and taking naked pictures of them.
woodwindwhrlwind: it's pretty exhilarating.

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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:21:00 PM
#39:


Oh ****, control-V broke **** **** ****

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ExThaNemesis
03/25/12 10:22:00 PM
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You too, Wigs? Dang glad I'm not the only one.

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StifledSilence
03/25/12 10:26:00 PM
#41:


Oh Wigs that was you taking the naked pictures of me? I'm sure glad I posed for you!

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WiggumFan267
03/25/12 10:30:00 PM
#42:


Some of you *wink wink* may be in my....special pile...

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Achromatic
03/26/12 4:14:00 PM
#43:


XI. It means Pun wouldn't win User of the Year either. Now I know what you are thinking: Hey! I thought you liked Pun! I do like Pun. Pun is a man of the people! But imagine what the success of winning User of the Year would do to Pun. Poor, humble Pun would be be cornered from all sides with new expectations! He wouldn't know what to do with himself. Board 8 is a dangerous place and Pun is simply not ready for the mantle of User of the Year. He needs more seasoning. Do any of you remember what happened when a young, bright eyed Extha won User of the Year early in his career? He got tattoos, got super tanned, and did a heel turn and started to kick people in the head. I don't want the same fate to fall onto Pun. He's top ten right now and you know what? That's bloody fantastic I'd say. Amazing effort and it shows just how good of a person he is, because popularity as we know translates directly to how good of a person you are. However with all of that said he can't be allowed to win. He just can't. It'd change him into something we would not recognize. I, on the other hand, can shoulder that burden. I can place the title of User of the Year on my broad shoulders and still walk upright. I owe it not only to you, my fans, but also to Pun himself to carry the hardship that I know he cannot. And I will do it gladly.

Campaign Promise # 2: When I win User of the Year I will not pull a Yoblazer, make a dumbass topic about shaving, and then spend the rest of my days on a porch shaking my fist. I will be a fighting champion. I'll defend this title at in the indies and whenever challenged. I'll even go to the UCA as the User of the Year champion and run gauntlet matches. I will be afraid of no challenger!
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RPGLord95
03/26/12 4:47:00 PM
#44:


What this topic has taught me.

Chris fears XIII. XIII is legit insane. Wigs is better than most kinds of dirt. ExTha has seen me nude.

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Achromatic
03/26/12 4:53:00 PM
#45:


I admit if XIII were to best me I might just have to blow my brains out rather than live in a world that condoned such a result.

So if total abject disgust has a measure of fear within it, you've got me.
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RPGLord95
03/26/12 5:13:00 PM
#46:


Well that and losing to anyone but me would mean you have spit on destiny.

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WiggumFan267
03/26/12 5:15:00 PM
#47:


Watch those pillows on tinychat nick

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RPGLord95
03/26/12 5:22:00 PM
#48:


WiggumFan267 posted...
Watch those pillows on tinychat nick

?

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WiggumFan267
03/26/12 5:29:00 PM
#49:


the pillows for your naked bathroom excursions

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RPGLord95
03/26/12 5:44:00 PM
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Oh yeah... Forgot about that.

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